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Ana Cardenas was recently woken by something dripping on her face. She turned on her light and discovered it was blood. And blood was also splattered on her walls. Turned out a man in the apartment above had died (of natural causes) and the blood from his decomposing body had eventually made its way through the floor into Cardenas's bedroom. Her ceiling fan was splattering the blood as it dripped into her room. [dri]
Jordan Peterson: "On the one hand you have the corporate media, on the other hand you have these leftwing progressives. You can't really put them in the same camp very easily."

Michael Malice: "Hopefully we will be putting them in the same camp."

-- From this interview
Oh no he said a naughty thing, where is the Corporate Board of Governance to take away his right to speak? WHY IS JORDAN PETERSON ALLOWED TO JUST TALK TO WHOEVER HE WANTS? CHILDREN WILL LISTEN TO THIS AND START FEEDING BATH SALTS TO THE HOMELESS!!! BRIAN STELTER, PLEASE PROTECT ME WITH YOUR BIG STRONG FLOPPY BINGO-WING ARMS!!!
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click
Hint: Rock-rap song containing the guitar riff from Led Zeppelin's "The Ocean"
Good video about dry aged beef: what is it, and why is it so good?
Any survivalist-minded readers might want to consider an experiment to try your hand at drying beef
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The British new wave/pub rock band whose greatest hits album everyone owned enters the 80s with a video filled with forced perspective illusions
The guitarist and singer said that the band never got big -- they were semi-big but never *really* big -- because of their... sense of humor. That hits me as being right. Their humor was cute but dorky. Not really two attributes you associate with huge rock acts, which usually push either the "sexy" or "serious" image. I think if they dropped the humor and dressed like Duran Duran they would have been one of the biggest bands of the 80s. As it was, they were just there, briefly, then they broke up.
BTW, this band already did have albums "in the 80s" -- the early 80s, which were still kind of the late 70s -- but this album came in the real 80s period.
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click
Darryl Hall's last, desperate attempt to free himself from the weight of a 170 pound Boat Anchor named John Oates
Just kidding, Oates is cool.
This is the funniest interview I can remember reading
Amidst the insults and jokes, there are some real questions and real answers that get peppered in here and there
Ugly Twitter addict and huge See You Next Tuesday Chrissy Tiegen pretends to apologize for her decade-long campaign of abuse, bullying, and trying to cancel people so hard they kill themselves
Tired: Being jazzed to see celebrities on Twitter so you can feel like you're one of the Cool Kids
Wired: Being jazzed to see celebrities on Twitter so you can feel superior because you're not the one spending 18 hours a day tweeting bullshit with nobodies
I do get a thrill out of seeing "celebrities" on Twitter. I get to realize, oh, despite the money and fame, their lives are black pits of despair and scrabbling insecurity and substance-assisted rage. Good. As Chrissy Tiegen has expressly told people she wants to #Cancel them so hard they take their own lives: Let me invite Chrissy Tiegen to join the Coward's Way Out Club. The only thing keeping you from joining is your own gutlessness, Chrissy!
Paul Krugman's 10-Year History of Being Wrong About Bitcoin "Reason" is mostly a bunch of stoners who like calling themselves libertarians because maybe they won't have to buy weed from that mean guy on the corner if it gets legalized. But they are taking shots at (Enron Advisor) Paul Krugman, and that's always fun! [CBD]
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