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June 26, 2021
Saturday Afternoon Chess thread 06-26-2021
No, Ms. Mendoza is not titled. Her current FIDE rating is 1756 (std). Which is, eh, not spectacular. I think she gets her chess kicks mostly online.
Goal: White to force mate in 3 moves ![]() 1r1r2k1/ppn1qn1p/4bR2/1PP2p2/P2Q4/2B3P1/4PPBP/R5K1 w - - 0 1
Show how White obtains a winning advantage. Hint: One of the pawns will have to be sacrificed. ![]() 8/3k4/2pP4/2P1K3/8/8/8/8 w - - 0 1
How fast can Black FINISH HIM!? ![]() 6k1/1b3pN1/6pp/1p2n3/2p4q/1BPPB1nP/1P3PP1/R3R1K1 b - - 0 1
![]() (I apologize for the confusion about last week's 'who dis'. A number of you guessed it was Ann Sheridan, and I said no, wrong answer. But then some morons did some sleuthing, and as it turns out, it is, indeed, Ann Sheridan. The site I downloaded it from had it mislabeled as Binnie Barnes, who I believe is a British actress. So I was wrong. I blame Trump.) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ___________ Last week's solutions: Beginner Problem - White To Play ![]() r3k2r/p1Q2pbp/bpn1p1p1/3p2N1/4n3/2P3P1/PPKB3q/R2B4 w kq - 0 1 1.Qxf7+ Kd8
![]() r6r/ppp2kp1/1b6/8/3np3/PPP2qN1/5P1P/R1NQ1RK1 b - - 0 1 1...Rxh2 Advanced Problem - White To Play ![]() r2r2k1/1p1n2pp/p2N1p1P/3P4/1P2P3/P2q1P1B/1B5P/2b2R1K w - - 0 1 Answer: 1.Be6+! Kf8 3.Rg1+ Bg5 The other major line is if, on the first move, Black moves his king to h8 rather than f8: 1...Kh8 Or 3...Kh6 4.Nf5+ Kh5 5.Bf7# 4.Rxg5+ Kf8 If 4...Kh6 then 5. Nf7# 5.Rg8+ Ke7
Beginner Problem - White To Play ![]() 1r1r2k1/ppn1qn1p/4bR2/1PP2p2/P2Q4/2B3P1/4PPBP/R5K1 w - - 0 1 1.Rg6+ Kf8 (1... hxg6 2. Qg7#) 2.Rg8+ Kxg8
![]() 8/3k4/2pP4/2P1K3/8/8/8/8 w - - 0 1 Answer: 1.Kf6 Kd8 The key move. The fastest, and perhaps the only, way for White to make progress is to sac the advanced pawn. 3.Kf7 Kd8 or White can begin by moving his king to f5, that also works: 1. Kf5 Kd8
![]() 6k1/1b3pN1/6pp/1p2n3/2p4q/1BPPB1nP/1P3PP1/R3R1K1 b - - 0 1 There are a few mating lines, the longest of which is 7 moves. 1... Nf3+ 3.Ra8+ Bxa8 6...Qh3+ 7.Kg1 (7.Ke2 Qxd3#) Hope to see you all next week. ___________ Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and paste it into your chess app. ___________ So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com. | Recent Comments
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