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Today's Top Ten
Bad news all around today. Maybe a little humor is called for.
Top Ten Euphemisms for Self-Love/Self-Abuse in the Star Wars Universe
10. "pulling the ears off your Gundak"
9. "petting the Wookie"
8. "doing the Jedi Hand Trick"
7. "strangling Jabba the Hutt"
6. "polishing your R2 unit's sensor dome"
5. "feeling a strange disturbance… in your pants"
4. "wrangling the ol' tauntaun"
3. "brandishing your Gaderffii stick"
2. "strokin' Yoda"
...and the Number One Eupehmism for Self-Love/Self Abuse in the Star Wars Universe...
1. "setting your blaster to fun"
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Canada Is Now So Woke It's Honoring (Checks Notes) Actual Waffen-SS Nazis
Tucker Carlson Alleges That the US Government Blocked Him From Interviewing Putin
Surprise! Muslim Comic Pushed by the Entertainment Industry Admits The Claims He Makes About Discrimination Are All Fake -- Or, As He Says, "70% Based on 'Emotional Truth' and 30% Based on 'Hyperbole and Fiction'"
Gaige Grosskreutz, Who Was Ably Disarmed by Kyle Rittenhouse, Is Struck by an SUV and Dragged Beneath It for 20 Feet
NBC "News" Poll:59% Have Major Concerns About Biden's Cognitive Ability; Another 15% Have "Moderate" Concerns
Daily Tech News 26 September 2023
Monday Overnight Open Thread (9/25/23)
Mondays Are Fundays! Cafe
Fugitive Arms Dealer Gal Luft: Chinese Intelligence Agent and CEFC Front Man Patrick Ho Was Able to Flee the US Because an FBI Mole Tipped Him Off
Canada Is Now So Woke It's Honoring (Checks Notes) Actual Waffen-SS Nazis
Tucker Carlson Alleges That the US Government Blocked Him From Interviewing Putin
Surprise! Muslim Comic Pushed by the Entertainment Industry Admits The Claims He Makes About Discrimination Are All Fake -- Or, As He Says, "70% Based on 'Emotional Truth' and 30% Based on 'Hyperbole and Fiction'"
Gaige Grosskreutz, Who Was Ably Disarmed by Kyle Rittenhouse, Is Struck by an SUV and Dragged Beneath It for 20 Feet
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