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May 17, 2004

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Bad news all around today. Maybe a little humor is called for.

Top Ten Euphemisms for Self-Love/Self-Abuse in the Star Wars Universe

10. "pulling the ears off your Gundak"

9. "petting the Wookie"

8. "doing the Jedi Hand Trick"

7. "strangling Jabba the Hutt"

6. "polishing your R2 unit's sensor dome"

5. "feeling a strange disturbance… in your pants"

4. "wrangling the ol' tauntaun"

3. "brandishing your Gaderffii stick"

2. "strokin' Yoda"

...and the Number One Eupehmism for Self-Love/Self Abuse in the Star Wars Universe...

1. "setting your blaster to fun"


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