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Moron Meet-Ups
Ministry of Silly Links
Bush and Colbert At WH Press Correspondants' Dinner
Kerry, Liberals, and Media Quote From Stuff Jefferson Said, 4th Edition (Rev'd)
Flight 93 Review, From A Commenter
Ex-Terrorists, In Their Own Words
Unexpected Tragedy: Man Falls Into Coma After Being Bitten By Glass Snake
Meat As A Condiment (For More Meat)
MSM: "Actually, I voted for leaks of classified information before I voted against them"
True-Blue "Undocumented Americans" Plan To Shut Down US Cities If They Don't Get What They Want
A Less Prankable List Of Right-Leaning Celebrities
Air America Losing Flagship NYC Station August 31st
List Of Alleged Republican Celebrities
Sidebar Headlines Back Up
1st Quarter GDP: 4.8%
Shocker: Islamist Theocrats, When Not Filming Their Own Murder-Porn Snuff Films, Beat Off To Hardcore Sex-Porn
Duke Lacrosse Rape Accuser Made Rape Accusations 10 Years Ago, But Judge May Bar Evidence
Hack Attack Knocks Out Major Pro-War Blogs
Rosie O'Donnell To Take Over For Meredith Viera On "The Vagina View"
NYT: Economic But-Heads
Islamism = Racism
Open Thread: Link Cool Stuff!
Videotaped Girl-Fight, With Mother Watching, Draws Controversy
Universal's Marketing Campaign For United 93: "Hey, We Deserved It!"
Dirty, Filthy Hyena Whores
Shocker: Kennedy Opposes Wind Power Project
United 93
The Spirit of The Lord, Bitch
Wisconsin Democratic Tire-Slashers Get Jail Time
Jeff Gannon On Tony Snow
Molegate: That Chart Of Connections You Wanted
Did I Mention That GDP Is Expected To Have Grown Nearly 5.0% Last Quarter?: A Mixed-Media Cowbell Extravaganza
Molegate Update: Press Is Damned Sure McCarthy's Big Donations To Democrats Aren't "Relevant"
More Bad News: Sweet-Ass "Blackstar" Space-Plane Mothballed
Beans That Won't Give You The Wind
Fifty Things Men Should Never Do Past The Age Of Thirty
My Own Yahoo Personal Ad
Sad But Funny Yahoo Personal Ad
Unidentified Fever Sweeps Nation; CDC Baffled, But Suggests The Only Cure Is More Cowbell
Sacrilege: Paul Anka Song Voted As Worst Song Ever
Those Alterante Fuels We Hear So Much About
Police Hunt "Killer Chimps" Who Assaulted Taxi Cab
Hee, hee, hee: Media Matters Subject To Complaints About Toilets
Costner Jerked Off His Towel
Bears On A Sub!
Snow In As WH Press Secretary?
Mary McCarthy Didn't Leak Specific Information About Secret Prisons?
Froggystan Update
Bill Shatner Talk-Sings-Acts Harry Chapin's "Taxi"
Catching Up On Mary McCarthy's Molegate Scandal
Military Probes Exciting Uses Of The Tongue
Yet Another Ace of Spades Cover
Consumer Confidence At Highest Level In Four Years
Scientists Prove That Astrology Isn't Really Science
I'm Sure No Guys Here Will Be Interested In This
Hoistin'
Gay Fairy Tale (With Kissing) Read To Class of Seven-Year-Olds
Rightwingsparkle Gets a New Gig
A Bomb With Heart
Boeing "Blended Wing" Plane Will Carry 1000 Passengers
Democrat Strategy: Framing
Mike The Headless Chicken
Kinda Cool: "Seat Guru" Website Tells You Best & Worst Seats On Particular Airplanes
Reid and Pelosi Unveil "Smart, Tough" Plan For America's Security
Top Ten Facts About Mary McCarthy The Media Tells You, Rather Than Mentioning Her $7700 In Donations To Democrats Or Deep Connections To The Liberal Democratic Security Clacque
Flashback: Democratic Staffer Charged With Acting As Spy For Iraq; Media Embargoed Her Democratic Ties, And Even Suggested She Was A Republican (As She Was the Second Cousin of Andy Card)
A Murder In Belgium Sparks Enormous Protests
Please Sit Down Before Reading This (Big Udpate At End)
The "Tough Strong" Game
Molegate Roundup
That Says It Just About Right
More Science: Men Have 6.5 Times The Gray Matter As Women
What Would We Do Without CNN & The CDC?
Powerful Aphrodisiac -- That Works! -- May Be On Market In Three Years
McCarthy Almost Certainly Was Not a Decision-Maker In Sending Joe Wilson to Niger
"Euston Group" Liberals Argue, Shockingly, In Favor Of Democracy, Civilization, and... War
Baghdad Thugs/Animals Murder Children's Entertainers
1998: Did Jefferson Have Illicit Affairs, Too? 2006: Did Condi Rice Leak State Secrets, Too?
McCarthy's Defenders: As Partisan As She Is
Meet The New McCarthyism, Same As The Old McCarthyism
Fascinating: Animal "Mobbing" In The Academy
Iraq Picks a New PM
The Leftist Defense Continues In, Shock!, the NYT
A Little Lighter Fare
Ho, Hum: The Leftist Defense of Mary McCarthy's Criminal Leaking Begins
Dana Priest, High-Paid Stenographer
Senators Durbin, Rockefeller Asked To Take Polygraph?
Man Mistakes Woman For His Girlfriend, She Mistakes Him For Her Boyfriend, They Have Sex; Man Hit With Rape Charge
Did Mary McCarthy Send Joe Wilson To Niger?
More McCarthy: Berger Crony, Clinton Appointee, Witness At 9/11 Commission
Hiltzikoshi Maru, Revisited: You Gotta See This
I Suppose The MSM Will Be As Gung-Ho To Prosecute Democrat Mary McCarthy As Republican Lewis Libby, Huh?
CIA Leaker Identified: Mary McCarthy
"Out of your reckoning" Quote
Darwin Award Academy Upset At "Losing" Two Worthy Nominees
Summer Popcorn Movie Preview
Iran Having a Gay Old Time Murdering Homosexuals
Breakthrough In Iraq: Competing Factions Agree On PM, Other Officials, Seem Ready To Form Government
Bleg: What The Hell Did I Do To My Macromedia Shockwave?
AP: LEO Says CIA Leak Was Connected To Black Prison Story
Mike Vallely: Arch-Conservative?
Another Misleading MSM Headline: "Shocking Allegations Made Against Charlie Sheen In Divorce Papers"
YESSS!!! CIA OFFICER FIRED FOR LEAKING NAT'L SEC. SECRETS TO MEDIA!
David And Goliath Error
Top Ten Ways To Destroy The Earth
The Hiltzakoshi Maru Scenario: The No-Win Situation
MSM Wonders Why GOP Gets No Credit For Strong Economy
Another Oldie: "Skater Fag" Takes On Four Guys
Updates On Kos, Hiltzakoshi
Another Science Shock: Men's, Women's Brains Wired Differently Emotionally
Turn Your Home Into the USS Enterprise (D)
Dogs Gone Wild
Salvadoran Woman Smuggles Live Grenade Into Prison, In Her Vagina
Daily Kos: 9/11 Is, Like, Soooo 2001
Sorry, More Hiltzik-- It's Just TOO F'N' GOOD
More Hiltzik
Revenge, Sweet Revenge, For "The Nech"
So... That Indymedia Outing Thing Was a Hoax Played On Leftwing Nitwits?
Stalkin' Malkin Might Not Be A Good Idea
Bush Approval At Record Low
Madeleine Albright Can Leg-Press 400 Pounds
Paranoia Sets In...
Hugo Chavez: I Will Destroy My Oil Fields If Bush Invades Venezuela
Indymedia's Nutjobs And Murder: The Threat Is More Than Hypothetical
More Wilson-Bashing By Hitchens
A Grim Anniversary: Twenty-Seven Years Ago Today, Jimmy Carter Was Threatened By A Deadly Rabbit
MSM-Sponsored Blogger Has a Huge Internet Fan -- Himself, Posing Under Different Screen Names
Scary, Scary Jihadist Training Video
Jobless Claims Down Sharply
"Stalker Liberalism"
Enough Anger; How About Some Boobies?
Stocks Hit Five Year High
A Kossack Says He Doesn't Support The Personal-Information-Outing Campaign
Moonbats Out Michelle Malkin's Address (With Photos of Her Home) On the Web
Joe Wilson: Intellectually Incurious
Clinton Murdered 50,000 People Per Year
Ted Rall Update
Ironically Self-Delusional Quote Of The Year
Whoa: Check Out A Graph Superimposing Oil Increases With Bush's Popularity Plunge
Ranty Fundraising Letter From Al Gore
Obligatory Rove/McClellan/Snow Post
Funny Old Links From Temple Of Jennifer
George Michael More Interested In Smoking Pot Than Producing Bouncilly Gay Disco Singles
Bloggers/Blog Commenters Have "Disproportionately Large Effect" On Public Opinion
NY Subway Masturbator Gets Off
Moby: I Hate Taxes
Lindsay Lohan SNL Skit
Darpa Working On Scent Analyzers To Sniff Out Bad Guys
David Hasselhoff: I Am Fighting Oppression Of Women In Iran With Old Baywatch Episodes
Undocumented Workers Face Fear, Harrassment, And Police Corruption... In Mexico
Today's Lesson in the Use of High Explosives
Ministry Of Silly Links
EU Bureaucrats Constructing Orwellian DoubleThink Language For Discussion of Islamic Terrorism
Congress: Kill Terrorists, But Don't Use Israeli Bullets; They Might Be Outraged By That
On The Show Today: Michelle Malkin
Mmmm... This Gatorade Has A Little Wang To It
Porkbustin': Free Money Follies
Tom Cruise Denies Plays Down Placenta Platter Plan
OSU Librarian Charged With "Sexual Orientation Harrassment" -- Cleared
Major Yale Taliban Update: "We Ain't Letting Him In As A Full Student"
Tom Cruise: I Must Eat My Child's Afterbirth
Ugghhh... The Politics Of Vileness
Ministry Of Silly Links
9/11 Conspiracy Video Big Hit On Google; Penn & Teller "Bullshit!" Video Is Good Rejoinder
Scott "Dilbert" Adams On The Moral Hazard Of "Respecting Others' Beliefs"
Zionist Plot To Tell Ahmadinejad That He Doesn't Wash His Junk Enough
Behind On Your Taxes? File For Automatic Six-Month Extension On-Line
GOP Doomed By Democratic Anger; Women, Minorites Hardest Hit
Senior IDF Staffer: "We Are At War"
Japanese: Building Better, Cheaper Useless Rube Goldberg Contraptions
Declaration of War: Palestinian Government Claims Suicide Bombing Legitimate "Self Defense"
Raptor Scores Perfect Kill Rate Against AF's Best Planes & Pilots
Exit Plan For Iraq (Implemented By Al Qaeda?!)
Snake Swallows Entire Dog Whole
Happy Easter!
Hey, whatever happened to Lionel Richie?
Oh How Ironic!
"Doo Drops:" Fake Diarrhea In A Bottle
Those Bioweapon Labs: The WaPo Flat-Out Lied
Moussaoui Trial Exhibits
Dave Chappelle: I Left Comedy Central Because They Were Racists (Who Paid Me $50 Million)
Update On Sex-Harrassment Librarian: Charges Filed By Gay Men Who Objected To One Supposedly Anti-Gay Book
AICN Spy Reviews Screening of "United 93"
Clinton's CIA Handed Iran the Bomb
Good Gaming Geekery for a Good Friday
Man Kills Girlfriend Because She Refused To Make Him Sandwiches
More (Seriously More) On South Park Censoring
Europe, The Sick Man Of Europe
Another Shock Study: Goth Kids More Likely To Cut, Kill Themselves
Thomas Jefferson On The Duty To Insult Those Who Terrorize and Tyrannize Through Threats And Violence
Hilton Backlash Begins
The Obligation To Insult
Moussaoui Explains Reasons Islamists Hate America; Fails To Mention Poverty, or Kyoto Accords
University Librarian Recommends Conservative Books To Students, Then Gets Hit With Sexual Harrassment Rap
Russian Gypsy Singer Goes Nuts On Flight
Hilton Corp. Denying Lease To Steakhouse Serving Free Meals To Wounded Veterans
Comedy Central Pussed Out
Coming Soon: ROBOT Snakes On A Plane!
Hamas May Recognize Israel
Funny: Fire Retardant Foam Test Gets Out Of Hand
Prepare Yourselves For A Shock: A Kennedy Was Reportedly Hammered
MSM Loves Moderate Growth Under Democrats, Despises It Under Republicans
HuffPo Rumor Mill: Chris Matthews May Run For Senator From PA
Jim DeMint: National Hero
Racist Math
They Tried To Change The Title of "Snakes On A Plane"
Libby, Fitzgerald, Etc.
More Dopery From The Washington Post: "The Debate" Column Wonders Why Moussaoui Can Be Put To Death For Merely Exercising His Fifth Amendment Rights
Newsweek: Strong Economy May Hurt Economy (!!!...?)
Quote of the Day
WaPo: Bush Called Discovered Trailers WMD Labs Despite Unanimous Refutation of WMD Experts; Actual WMD Experts: It Depends On The Meaning of the Word "Unanimous"
Joe Wilson: Congenital Liar
Brits Fret That Tiger Woods Said He Played Like A "Spaz"
AP: Cheney Booed Loudly; Actual Videotape: It All Depends On the Meaning of "Loudly"
Liberal Bleeding Hearts Actually More Hard-Hearted Than Conservatives Blackhearts
Black Power Condoms: Because We Are All Brack People
Global Warming Alarmism
How Do You Solve a Problem Named Sharia?
Gingrich: Iraq Occupation an "Enormous Mistake"
Controversy On My Stupid Show
Hoist The Black Flag At 4PM
New York AG Spitzer To Sue Spyware Company
Study: Ugly People Make Bad Parents, Too
In Case You Need More Convincing: Iraq Did Seek Uranium In Niger
Ahmadinejad: Iran Has Joined Nuclear Club
No-Fee Checking For Terrorists
Actual Science Disputes Theory Of Man-Made Global Warming
War & Robots (And Large Rabbits, and Monkeys Fighting Dogs)
That Shep Smith Report On The New Anti-RPG "Force Field"
Berlusconi Going Down
Bush Approval Rating Falls, Partly Due To Immigration
All Your Cowbell Belong To Bruce Dickinson
Islamist Offense Meter: Orange
Ben Affleck: Bush Can Be Hung (sic) For Treason
Washington Post Editorial: Bush Was Right To Leak, And Joe Wilson Is A Liar
Reuters Headline (Via Yahoo): Strong US economy generates more heart attacks?
Wow: Bush Plans Tactical-Nuke Strike On Iran's Nuke Facilities?
Second Thoughts On Brick
They Were Doing "Heywood Jablowme" Jokes Back In 1943
Prison Official Punished For Showing "Brokeback Mountain" To Prisoners
More Ancient Tomes Bound In Human Skin
Easter Bunny Shot To Death After Entering Home At Night
Ministry Of Silly Links
Movie Review: Brick
Damn NASCAR Rednecks
Joe Wilson Calls Political Enemies Homos
The Ultimate Link-Whore Stunt
All Spelling Errors Will Stand Today
Belegarth: The Cool, Tough D&D LARPers
More Cool WarTech: "The Eye Ball" Throwable Remote Surveillance Device
Good Summary Of What We Have Learned Of Hussein's Terrorist Connections
The Back Of The Britney Spears "Moment Of Birth" Statue
Ending The Injustice Of Women's Sufferage
Bush Fatigue? Approval Rating Drops To 36%
Cowbell: Unemployment Rate Falls To 4.7%, 211,000 Jobs Created
Still No Headstone For Casey Sheehan
Everything Snakes On A Plane
Snakes On A Plane Update
Snakes On A Plane: Poster?
Jill Carroll: Anti-American Anti-Semite
Saddam, In His "Box," Recruited Suicide Bombers To Strike "American Interests"
As Giuliani Testifies As To Horror Of 9/11, Moussaoui Smiles
Getting Trash Apps Out Of Your Startup Tray
Dem Report: Michael Steele May Attract 44% Of Black Voters
Cool Stuff Tonight: Kos On Colbert, And Horowitz Debates Churchill
Congress Nears Bad Compromise On Immigration
House Votes To Cap 527 Groups' Campaign Spending, The Democrats' Cash Cow
Libby: Bush Authorized Leaks
Ministry of Silly Links
Shocker: Kos Beaten Up Regularly As A Kid
Kosher Coca-Cola
Scientists Observe "Accretion Disk" Around Pulsar Similar To That Believed To Accrete Into Planets
Double-Secret Not Safe For Work Links
Ash Makes A Scarecrow
And The Fourth Rider Came Upon A Pale Horse... And His Name Was "Cowbell"
Astronomers Find Alcohol Cloud In Space, 463 Billion KM Long
Anti-Semitism At Harvard
DeLay's Going Out, But He Wants To Take Slappy McKinney With Him
Orson Scott Card On Reforming Islam
Turbo-Charged Freakin' Turkeysaurus Rex
USA Banned In The USA
Coolest Political Poster Ever
Hoist The Black Flag Podcasts
Okay... Who Just Logged on From A Roadrunner Account?
Thomas Sowell: Are Facts Obsolete?
5,000,000th Unique Visitor Moron
Shock: Reuters Falls For Terrorist Hoax
Hoist It, Baby
MRC Bias Awards
Why Are Women's Brains Smaller? Maybe Because Men "Domesticated" Them, The Same As Farm Animals
Video: George Galloway Supports Iran's Nuclear Ambitions
Indian Director Wants to Cast Paris Hilton... As Mother Theresa
All "Grrls" Suspension Convention
Fake Chevy Tahoe Commercial: "Die, Hippies, Die"
CSI: Miami: The Number One Show In The World
Zarqawi Stripped Of Leadership Role Due To Bloody Tactics?
DeLay Won't Seek Reelection
Wow. Ummm, Wow.
Basic Instict 2 Flops At Box Office; Director Blames (Wait for it...) George Bush
Chinese Economy Matures, Driving Up Labor Costs And Outsourcing To Vietnam
"United 93" Trailer
Anti-War Protestors To Demonstrate Against Pro-War Bias... Of The BBC
The 9/11 Tapes, Edited And Enhanced
Iran's New Super-Torpedo Based, Of Course, On Russian Technology
Do You Know Who I Am?
What I Did With My Weekend
NYT Hypocrisy: They'll Publish Photos That Offend Hasidic Jews, But Not Muslims
Unlicensed "Doctors" Arrested For Performing Illegal, Unnecessary, Voluntary Castrations
Of Deities & Demigods
Media: Casualties Are Always Rising, Unless They Fall, In Which Case It's Not To Be Mentioned
"Bush Was Right" Rock Song (Video)
Actress Under High Security For Theo Van Gogh Tribute Film
Blasphemy: Connery To Play Coward In New Bond Film
Another New Fad: Choking Yourself To Death
Throw Away Your Spinners
Amazon.com Widgets
Now Available!The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity]
Top Headlines
CONCERNING: Ana Kasparian afflicted by some kind of seizure as she repeats the left's attacks on her that she's
"just a secret right-winger"
ShellBanger
@Bangershell11
ARGENTINA SOARS: JP Morgan Revises Forecast, Predicting 8.5% Annual GDP Growth Afuera!
Keith Olbermann's declaring Bathtub Fatwas again. (So it's a day that ends in -y.)
Keith Olbermann
@KeithOlbermann
To political reporters, commentators, liberals, moderates: After this fawning, humiliating, network-destroying surrender, if you go on @Morning_Joe you have endorsed and bought into #VichyMSNBC
Keith Olbermann
@KeithOlbermann
BREAKING NEWS: I TOLD YOU SO
@joenbc and @morningmika - Trump collaborators
Not a word Mr. and Mrs. Vichy Quisling say can ever be trusted again - not that those words ever should have been trusted. They are confidence tricksters - and grifters Thanks to anonosaurus wrecks
What they took from us:
I had a big Mac last week. I was stunned at how thin the burgers were. Never seen them that thin. We are a fallen people.
Posted by: Pudinhead
I think every lima bean recipe should have a suggestion, best served with a toddler's bitter tears...
Posted by: Joe Kidd
CBD and Sefton discuss President Trump's cabinet picks, including the all-important "Bikini Measure." And the continuing pogroms in Europe, driven by uncontrolled and massive Muslim immigration, and aided by Europe's traditional Jew-Hate.
Written by Ben Meiselas:
"Chuck Todd wrote the most idiotic thing I've read today, and it perfectly encapsulates the problem with corporate media. It's also a confession. He wrote, "These confirmation hearings may just save cable TV for the short term."
You see, people like Chuck Todd and their corporate benefactors are losing relevance. Americans are sick and tired of their lazy reporting, blatant lies, "both sides" equivocations, and outright cheerleading for fascism. By ignoring the most obvious lessons of history, corporate media rooted for chaos, drama, torment, crime, and hardship, believing idiocracy and fascism would be good for ratings.
Well, here it is, Chuck Todd. And no one cares about you or your network. In fact, we hold you responsible for forcing this circus upon us.
If Senate confirmation hearings take place at all, we, the people, are not watching them on your network, Chuck."
(Found on DU, if you hadn't guessed.)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Trump announces RFKJr. for HHS (via the NY Post):
"For too long, Americans have been crushed by the industrial food complex and drug companies who have engaged in deception, misinformation, and disinformation when it comes to Public Health," Trump wrote in his announcement, making rare use of his X account to broadcast a cabinet pick.
"The Safety and Health of all Americans is the most important role of any Administration, and HHS will play a big role in helping ensure that everybody will be protected from harmful chemicals, pollutants, pesticides, pharmaceutical products, and food additives that have contributed to the overwhelming Health Crisis in this Country. Mr. Kennedy will restore these Agencies to the traditions of Gold Standard Scientific Research, and beacons of Transparency, to end the Chronic Disease epidemic, and to Make America Great and Healthy Again!"
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