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The NRA, a law abiding organization defending The 2nd Amendment is under fire. How many NRA members are mass murderers? 0. Otherwise we would have heard about it. [Mis. Hum.]
OMG: A Search on Red State for "Jake Tapper" Reveals a Nearly Erotic Obsession With the Former Salon Reporter
Is this Red State or Tapper Beat?
RUSSIAN Bots never pimped Trump as enthusiastically as "conservative" bloggers pimp Jake Tapper.
Is There a Double Standard In Favor of Nashville's Liberal Adulteress of a Mayor?
We sure don't hear anything about predatory behavior or "abuse"
Time to Cull the Herd or the Age of Miracles and Wonders? There's now a vibrator that will order you a pizza after you, er, finish. [J.J. Sefton]
About that one armed guard at the High School in Parkland
He hung out in the parking lot while the shooting was going on. And stayed there.
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Brent's and AlexTheChick's Podcast is Back!
Topics discussed: the spiders that crawl into your mouth when you're sleeping
To the Elites, politics is not a fight. It's an academic exercise. They don't and won't fight. And that's why you got President Donald J. Trump. Check out the hottest movie trailer of the year. [Mis. Hum.]
William Shatner Tears Into a Texas Democrat Dishonestly Using a Fan Photo Taken with Him to Imply His Endorsement
O Captain, My Captain -- I'm starting to think this guy is Republican. Shame he blocked me on Twitter years ago. Sad!
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