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"America's Greatest Car," The Dodge Viper, Shuts Down Production
Two final units: A yellow and black striped number intended for public sale, and a red one -- the very last built -- intended to be put in Dodge's museum
Give them an inch, they will take a yard. Bombing of statue is thwarted. [Mis. Hum.]
Business as usual. Or commonly known as Kick the can. Mitch McConnell, man of action has a spry leg. [Mis. Hum.]
Ohio judge, ambushed and shot. [Mis. Hum.]
Petition Started to Formally Declare "AntiFa" a Terrorist Organization. 100,000 signatures are needed by September 16th to get a response from the White House. [J.J. Sefton] [Update:]The goal has been reached! There are well over 100,000 signatures on this petition, and it's only been 3 days! Now things will get interesting [OregonMuse]
How do you say "Aloha Snackbar" in Finland? 2 Dead, several injured in Finland knife attack. [Mis. Hum.]
Somewhat related to Gorilla Pundit's rant this morning, This is Rush Limbaugh from his show on August 18th: For 30 years, the Democrats have been able to call Republicans anything with impunity --- racist, bigot, sexist, homophobe, and add on to that --- and there's been never any pushback. All there is, is Republicans trying to kiss up to the media so that they individually are not included in the smear. Well, this is what pushing back looks like, just like this is what trying to strip power away from the establishment looks like. This is what it looks like when you push back. It was never gonna be easy, and it was never gonna be pretty. Somebody is trying to save the Republican brand by defending it against all of these smears: Racism, sexism, bigotry, homophobia. Too many Republicans have been conditioned to go along with the allegation and to ask for exemption from it. I don't think President Trump's mission is to save the Republican brand. I think Rush is desperate not to alienate himself from the GOP but little by little, I think he has come to understand and to openly state that the GOP is every bit the enemy as the Democrats. The rest of that quote about what PDT is doing vis a vis fighting back is dead on. [J.J. Sefton]
California Bill: 1 Year in Jail for Using Wrong Transgender Pronoun "A new bill being considered by the California State Senate would punish people who “willfully and repeatedly” refuse “to use a transgender resident’s preferred name or pronouns” in a public health, retirement or housing institution." Because in all other respects California is functioning perfectly. [CBD]
They'll be satisfied after the Confederate monuments are down, right?
"protesters start DIGGING UP body of Nathan Bedford Forrest ..."
[ArthurK]
Movie Live-Blog Idea. Jason Bourne was the worst movie I saw last year, and last year was nothing but bad movies. I am thinking about live-blogging it and wanted to give people a head's up if they'd like to watch this massive piece of shit at the same time and goof on it.
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