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At DC Comics, Batgirl now lectures Batman -- who just lost 96% of his money, and has to scrimp and budget to fight crime -- that he's too selfish and not sufficiently opposed to the great evil of gentrification and that he should give some of his last remaining funds to fight gentrification
Just like Hellcat lectured Iron Man -- ungreat minds think even more alike than great minds do
This "fight gentrification" thing is big in #Woke comics, because superheroes can no longer fight crime. Fighting crime is racist. Fighting gentrification is #Woke.
By the way, Batgirl literally joins antifa in this issue.
Also by the way: SJWs are narcissistic sociopathic villains themselves, and they always write their "heroes" to be narcissistic sociopathic villains. Because they're narcissists -- they think that being a narcissistic sociopathic villain must be "cool." So, if you buy Batgirl for your daughter or niece, you're buying her propaganda that teachers her to be a narcissistic sociopathic villain.
I get booted from Twitter for calling Juan Williams a retard. Former Malaysian prime minister glorifies murder of the French. @Jack yawns and says Okie Dokie with me. [Mis. Hum.]
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Here's a shocker - earlier this month NOAA issued its annual prediction that Winter 2020/2021 would be warmer than normal - the same forecast NOAA makes every winter. Per NOAA's graphics at this link, Texas is going to be burning hot this winter. Well it hasn't even been two weeks since that forecast and Texas is now preparing for a winter storm - in October - with ice possible all the way down to the Mexican border. NOAA is a politicized embarrassment to science. [Buck Throckmorton]
Dr. Guy P. Benson, M.D., Ph.D., noted virologist and Master Optics-Judger, speaks:
The swearing-in ceremony for Justice Barrett will take place on the WH South Lawn tonight. Seats are spread out, masks are being worn, and the event is obviously outdoors. If these measures had been taken exactly one month ago (9/26), a lot of trouble could have been avoided.
Congrats to ACB. Ironically -- to some, at least -- per SCOTUS tradition she will have to serve coffee or tea to the other Justices during conferences for as long as she is the newest Justice. She will be a servant, a handmaiden if you will, to the Roberts Court.
Oh Jonah, you're such a card. You're a panic!
What will we do without your pudgy, sausagefingered witticisms?
A female acquaintance says, "Jonah worked so hard on this one, and thought he was sooooo funny. And I just want to punch him in the head."
Jonah is not funny. He was never funny. He ripped off Dennis Miller's reference schtick -- poorly. Jonah Goldberg is, as YaBoiZack would say, "medically unfunny." He is unfunny on a genetic level.
He's also shallow, lazy, little-read, and unimaginative. He is mediocre in all ways, except waist-size. If you ever hear Jonah say something interesting or novel, Google it to find its real author. He is notoriously lightfingered when it comes to stealing other people's work and ideas without attribution.
Rumblin', stumblin', bumblin' & slurin' Sunsetting Joe ushered away ASAP. [Mis. Hum.]
What I Saw At The Trump Parade...In Deep Blue New Jersey?
Obviously NJ isn't going for Trump, but perhaps this is an indication of voter enthusiasm. [CBD]
What's going on with Mitch McConnell's hands and face?
A commenter speculated that it was just senile purpura, which is just bruising that seniors are prone to.
Rush Limbaugh: An Update on My Health
Mostly negative, I'm afraid, but I appreciate Rush Limbaugh's grit and spirit.
Your government schools produce one hell of a product. Ever hear of a Search Engine? [Mis. Hum.]
From Laura Ingraham: How you know Trump won the debate
Their voices are shivering and cracking and their mouths are frozen in a half-crying position. It's so wonderful!
N.J. firefighter charged with possession of gun silencers thought they were fuel filters. "[He] brought the items to the Carlstadt Police Department and handed them over at the front desk. Ten days later, a second shipment of silencers came to his home...[he] brought the box of additional silencers to police headquarters. But as he pulled into the parking lot, he was arrested by agents from Homeland Security" [dri]

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