Ace of Spades HQ

Amazon.com Widgets

Now Available!
The Deplorable Gourmet
A Horde-sourced Cookbook
[All profits go to charity]

Top Headlines

DeSantis v. Newsom debate on Sean Hannity at 9pm Thursday
I don't have Fox and can't figure out a way to watch it. This guy might be stealing the signal for his YouTube show.

'Greatest lyricist': Irish president leads Ireland's tributes to Shane MacGowan here's a great one by The Pogues and Shane...Dirty Old Town
RIP [CBD]

Garth Merenghi -- author, dream-weaver, visionary, plus actor -- reads from his newest tome of terror, Incarcerat
He's on a book tour but apparently will not come to the US. Boo. I don't mean like a ghost, I mean Booooo. Booooo.

The Story of "Christmas Wrapping." The song he incorrectly thought was suddenly a hit was "I Know What Boys Like." Despite that being kind of iconic, it never went anywhere sales-wise. It was the "toss-off" nothing of a song "Christmas Wrapping" that became their big (surprise) hit.

Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: One-Hit Wonders Edition
Kissing like a bandit, stealing time Underneath a sycamore tree/Cupid by the hour sends valentines/To my sweet lover and me.
I was never sure if this song was okay, or just a goofy piece of crap.

Hat Quest Update: While Amazon auto-completes the search "fedora with safari flaps" (try it!), no haberdasher is smart enough to actually make a fedora with safari flaps, despite the obvious interest in such stylish, attention-getting headwear.
Let's hope some enterprising, uh, enterprise meets the market's demand.

The bobsled chase in For Your Eyes Only
Real stunts, what an innovation!
Longer clip here, from the beginning of the chase

Pity Justin Trudeau, whose failed premiership is coming to a crashing end [CBD]

I'm thinking about buying this rad hat. Do you think I can pull it off?

Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: Vienna Ice Edition
Sie war jung, das Herz so rein und weiss
Und jede Nacht hat ihren Preis
Sie sagt, "Sugar sweet, ya got me rapping to the heat!"
Ich verstehe, sie ist heiss
Sie sagt, "Babe, you know, I miss my funky friends."
Sie meint Jack und Joe und Jill

Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: They'll Never Stop Trying to Make Ska a Thing Edition
Father wears his Sunday best/Mother's tired, she needs a rest, the kids are playing up downstairs/Sister's sighing in her sleep/Brother's got a date to keep, he can't hang around

Video of the car that slammed into the toll booths literally flying through the air. It's in the background, at the top of the frame.
Thanks to andycanuck.

You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin': Darryl Hall seeks restraining order against John Oates in acrimonious legal fight
I think the restraining order is business-oriented, not like John Oates is stalking him or something.

They're selling lion chops at Safeway! [CBD]

Text message scams warning of "suspicious activity on your account" or delivery delays on the rise
A good rule of thumb is to contact banks, Amazon, etc. directly, looking up their contact information yourself, rather than following the link or phone number in a text.

I'll be taking Thanksgiving and Friday off. I've got a lot of open threads to post, so at least there'll be some pretty pictures and videos. And if there's something big that happens, I might throw up a quick link-and-quote. But otherwise, I'll just be posting open threads and mini-Cafes. -- Ace

Here's a documentary called The Fall Of Minneapolis.
[Hat Tip: Minnfidel] [CBD]

A Guide To Surviving Your Miserable Leftist Guests At Thanksgiving Dinner Or maybe just don't invite them... [CBD]

Michigan Township Declares Itself a 'Second Amendment Sanctuary,' Promptly Forms Militia [CBD]

Recent Comments

nurse ratched : "Heh. The seahacks showed up to play. ..."

LenNeal is just aksin: "Toyota has been putting a gutless 4banger in their ..."

Don Black (was DB): "SEA 21, DAL 20 H ..."

N: " Don't worry, so am I. Posted by: Jor try t ..."

Romeo13: "Hmmm... so Federal Judge kills a States ban on Chi ..."

Robert: "That is... unfortunate. Posted by: LenNeal at N ..."

Mike Hammer, etc, etc.: " I'm still unclear why two men with little chance ..."

exdem13: "224 Miller did work with mythologists and his work ..."

Jordan61: "I'm still unclear why two men with little chance o ..."

LenNeal: " I have Slap Shot but I feel it was terribly overr ..."

Martini Farmer: "I'm still unclear why two men with little chance o ..."

LenNeal: "They made a turbo-Diesel 4Runner for the world mar ..."

Bloggers in Arms

Some Humorous Asides

Kaboom!

Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You

You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta

Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me

Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon

A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates

Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree

Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility

The Dowd-O-Matic!

The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)

Sponsored Content
Advertise Here! Intermarkets' Privacy Policy Support Donate to Ace of Spades HQ! Recent Entries Welcome Back My Friends, The ONT, It Never Ends Sportsdogs Cafe Quick Hits Rand Paul Saves Joni Ernst From Choking to Death Whistleblower: CIA Analysts Determined that Covid-19 Was Manufactured In the Wuhan Lab -- But Were Then Bribed to Change Their Position Ireland's Political Class is Tripling Down: You Are Not Allowed to Say That the Permanent Welfare Case Who Went Into a Stabbing Frenzy in a Nursery is Foreign-Born and Was Due for Deportation in 2003 It's On: Nelson Peltz Announces New Proxy War Against Disney's Woke Incomptent Leadership Hamas Admits Guilt in Terrorist Attack on Jerusalem Bus Stop Which Killed Three, Wounded 11 OUTRAGEOUS: ABC "NEWS" ILLUSTRATES A STORY ABOUT A HAMAS TERROR ATTACK WITH A PICTURE OF CRYING PALESTINIANS Bank Investigator Blew Whistle on Chinese Payment to Hunter Biden Which Eventually Turned Into $40,000 Check for Joe Biden, Citing It As "Unusual" and a Possible Case of Influence Peddling The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition Absent Friends westminsterdogshow 2023 Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022 Dave In Texas 2022 Jesse in D.C. 2022 OregonMuse 2022 redc1c4 2021 Tami 2021 Chavez the Hugo 2020 Ibguy 2020 Rickl 2019 Joffen 2014 AoSHQ Writers Group A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published. Contact OrangeEnt for info Cutting The Cord And Email Security Cutting The Cord [Joe Mannix (not a cop)] Cutting The Cord: It's Easier Than You Think [Blaster] Private Email and Secure Signatures [Hogmartin] Moron Meet-Ups	Welcome Back My Friends, The ONT, It Never Ends Sportsdogs Cafe Quick Hits Rand Paul Saves Joni Ernst From Choking to Death Whistleblower: CIA Analysts Determined that Covid-19 Was Manufactured In the Wuhan Lab -- But Were Then Bribed to Change Their Position Ireland's Political Class is Tripling Down: You Are Not Allowed to Say That the Permanent Welfare Case Who Went Into a Stabbing Frenzy in a Nursery is Foreign-Born and Was Due for Deportation in 2003 It's On: Nelson Peltz Announces New Proxy War Against Disney's Woke Incomptent Leadership Hamas Admits Guilt in Terrorist Attack on Jerusalem Bus Stop Which Killed Three, Wounded 11 OUTRAGEOUS: ABC "NEWS" ILLUSTRATES A STORY ABOUT A HAMAS TERROR ATTACK WITH A PICTURE OF CRYING PALESTINIANS Bank Investigator Blew Whistle on Chinese Payment to Hunter Biden Which Eventually Turned Into $40,000 Check for Joe Biden, Citing It As "Unusual" and a Possible Case of Influence Peddling The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition Mid-Morning Art Thread The Morning Report — 11/30/23 Daily Tech News 30 November 2023 Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (11/29/23) Christmas Cat Chaos Cafe Quick Hits Irish Government Embraced Black Lives Matter. It Now Attacks the Motto "Irish Lives Matter" as "Hate" Speech That Must Be Punished. Deputy Director of Analysis at the CIA, One of Two Officials Responsible for the Presidential Daily Briefing, Publicly Posts Her Support of the Officially-Designated Terrorist Group Hamas Daily Disney Disaster: Analyst Estimates Disney Lost Half a Billion Dollars on Their Woke Dud Movies in November Alone Defamation: Mom of Child Targeted by Deadspin's Clickbait Racist Reveals That He's Native American Very Special Counsel Jack Smith Demanded That Twitter Turn Over User Data for... Anyone Who Had Ever Liked or Responded to a Trump Tweet Hostages Report That Hamas Beat Them, Forced Them to Watch Hamas's Videos of Them Massacring Jews Report: The Ten-Month-Old Baby Kidnapped by Hamas Has Been Murdered Wednesday Morning Rant Mid-Morning Art Thread The Morning Report — 11/29/23 Daily Tech News 29 November 2023 Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (11/28/23) It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Winter Cafe Quick Hits Hunter Biden Refuses to Testify Behind Closed Doors; Representative Comer Tells Him He Will Either Observe the Subpoena or Face the Consequences Now That Their Leftwing Allies are Facing Cancelation -- I Mean, "Accountability" -- Leftwing Propaganda Media Begins Decrying "the New McCarthyism" You're Not Going to Believe This, But the Deadspin "Journalist" Who Attempted to Ruin a White Child's Life Has a History of Being Triggered by the Mere Existence of White People Lazy, Low-Skill Generation Z Zeros Say They Should Be Hired for Their Personalities, Not Their Qualifications or Job Performance Another Surprise! Liberal Oligarch Charles Koch Backs Liberal Neocon Retread Nikki Haley for President Surprise! The Only American Hostage Released by Hamas Just Happens to be... the Niece of a Big Democrat Donor Who Bought Hunter Biden's "Art" The Morning Rant: The Case Against Netanyahu Mid-Morning Art Thread The Morning Report — 11/28/23 Daily Tech News 28 November 2023 Monday Overnight Open Thread (11/27/23) Baby It's Cold Outside Cafe Quick Hits Disney Has Another Failure On Its Hands With Activist, Pro-Socialist-Revolution "Childrens" Animation Movie Wish Plus: Doctor Who/Whom Poll: Voters See The American Dream Dying Under Biden A Four-Year-Old American Girl Is Among the Hostages Releaased By Hamas Derek Chauvin Stabbed in Prison; Lawyer Alleges That the "Assault Was Allowed to Happen" New Jersey Teachers Union: Not Only Do We Not Want Basic Skills Test For the Children We Supposedly Teach, We Want An End to Basic Skills Tests for Teachers, Too THE MORNING RANT: Periodic Update on the Electric Vehicle Follies (11/27/2023) Mid-Morning Art Thread The Morning Report — 11/27/23 Daily Tech News 27 November 2023 Sunday Overnight Open Thread (11/26/23) Gun Thread: Third Day After Thanksgiving Edition! Food Thread: Thanksgiving After-Action Report First-World Problems... Those Who Are Ignorant Of History Are Doomed To Repeat It...Or...Our Education System Is Irrevocably Broken. Either Or Both Work! Sunday Morning Book Thread - 11-26-2023 ["Perfessor" Squirrel] Daily Tech News 26 November 2023 Saturday Overnight Open Thread (11/25/23) Music Thread: Dancing Clogs? Dancing Crocs? Only Garrett Knows! Weekend Hobby Thread Ace of Spades Pet Thread, November 25 Gardening, Puttering and Adventure Thread, Nov. 25 What to do while the kids are home from school Saturday Morning Coffee Break & Prayer Revival Daily Tech News 25 November 2023 The Unbearable Lightness Of ONTing Black Friday Cafe Open Thread Leftovers Open Thread Open Thread Happy Thanksgiving Nap, And A Request... Open Thread When Black Friday Comes Open Thread THE MORNING RANT: Garbage Inflation Data – The Government’s Official Inflation Rate Includes a Laughable 34% Reduction in Consumer Health Insurance Costs Over the Past 12 Months Mid-Morning Art Thread The Morning Report — 11/24/23 Daily Tech News 25 November 2023 Thanks For The ONTs Thanksgiving Leftovers Cafe Tryptophan Haze Open Thread Oliver Stone Tells Bill Maher The 2020 Election May Have Been Falsified Elephant Mom Asks Humans to Rescue Her Baby, Who's Trapped in a Well Thanksgiving Open Thread Repost: Thanksgivingship: How To Survive Your Dull-Witted Progressive Adultchildren Relatives Who've Been Reading Vox and Buzzfeed Articles About How to Survive You Macy’s Day Parade in NY Interrupted by Climate / Anti-Israel / Pro-Terror Activists The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition Mid-Morning Art Thread The Morning Report — 11/23/23 Daily Tech News 23 October 2023 Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (11/22/23) Thanksgiving Eve Edition Thanksgiving Eve Cafe Quick Hits Disney's Wish Earns Rotten Rating As It Premieres Overt Leftwing Outlet The Nation: We Must "Decolonize" Thanksgiving, and Replace It With a Holiday That Makes Land Acknowledgements Called "Truthsgiving" Terror Bombing at the Niagra Bridge Washington Post Warns Democrats: The Border Issue Is Bad for You and Getting Worse House Committee Subpoenas Lesley Wolf, the Democrat Hack at the DOJ who Blocked the Prosecution of Hunter Biden Claim: New J6 Videos Show Undercover Cops Urging Protesters To Trespass Wednesday Morning Rant Mid-Morning Art Thread The Morning Report — 11/22/23 Daily Tech News 22 November 2023 Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (11/21/23) Sudden Bunny Emergence Cafe Quick Hits Israel Releases Video of Hamas Terrorists Roughly Moving Hostages Through Their Hidden-Fortress Hospital Cowardly Supreme Court Refuses to Hear Derek Chauvin Appeal Joe Biden Attempts to Make Light of His Decrepitude But Instead Puts the Issue on the Front Burner Elon Musk Files "Thermonuclear" Lawsuit Against Media Matters, Alleging They Have Slandered His Business and Cost Him Tens of Millions of Dollars Claim: Israel and Hamas Are Close to Reaching a Deal for the Release of Some Hostages The IDF vs Hamas...Who are they? [Diogenes] Mid-Morning Art Thread The Morning Report — 11/21/23 Daily Tech News 21 November 2023 Monday Overnight Open Thread (11/20/23) Monday Is the New Humpday Cafe Quick Hits NYT: The Pandemic Learning Loss Is the Biggest Setback in the History of American Education The Marvels Not Only Had the M-She-U's Lowest Opening, But Now Sets a New Record For Biggest Fall From Weekend One to Weekend Two GOP Sweeps All Statewide Offices In Louisiana Released Video Shows "Insurrectionists" Being Given Tours by Friendly Cops; Senator Mike Lee Calls for Investigation Into J6 Committee for Concealing Evidence WSJ: Biden's Insistence on Running For Office as an 81-Year-Old Is "Profoundly Selfish" Argentina Elects "Far-Right" Anti-Abortion Pro-Gun Anti-China Libertarian as President and the Left Wing Melts Down THE MORNING RANT: Target Revenue Plunges as it Continues to Repel Customers with Its Woke Agenda Mid-Morning Art Thread The Morning Report — 11/20/23 Daily Tech News 20 November 2023 Sunday Overnight Open Thread (11/19/23) Gun Thread: November 19th Pre-Thanksgiving Edition! Food Thread: [insert title here] First-World Problems... Double Standard! Thy Name Is...Everyone! Sunday Morning Book Thread - 11-19-2023 ["Perfessor" Squirrel] 11/19/23 EMT Daily Tech News 19 November 2023 Saturday Overnight Open Thread (11/18/23) Saturday Evening Movie Thread 11/18/2023 [TheJamesMadison] The Weekend Hobby Thread Ace of Spades Pet Thread, November 18 Gardening, Puttering and Adventure Thread, Nov. 18 Surprises from former "New Atheist" Ayaan Hirsi Ali and other current or former members of the left Saturday Morning Coffee Break & Prayer Revival Daily Tech News 18 November 2023 Is There In Truth No ONT? Robotic Otter Cafe The Week In Woke Quick Hits Is This Something? Gen Z Employee: How Am I To See My Friends, Or Even Eat Enough Food to Stay Alive, When I Am Working an Incredible 40 Hours Per Week?!! Poll: Biden Lags Against All Major Republican Presidential Contenders Another Surprise! The FBI Dropped an Investigation of a Pedophile to Hunt Dangerous Geriatric Insurrectionists and Catholic Subversives. The Pedophile Went On to Commit R@pe. Surprise! The Very Special Counsel Appointed by Biden to Investigate Biden's Mishandling of Classified Documents Won't Charge His Boss After All MORNING RANT: The Hottest year Ever? NOAA is Including Fabricated Data from Hundreds of Decommissioned Stations in Its Temperature Database Mid-Morning Art Thread The Morning Report — 11/17/23 Daily Tech News 17 November 2023 For The World Is Hollow, And I Have Touched The ONT Cheer Squad Cafe Quick Hits Ignorant Young Savages on TikTok Praise Osama bin Ladin's "Letter to America" Justifying His Terrorist Attacks Eight "Teens" Charged With Murder in Stomping Death of Another Student; May Be Tried as Adults Illegal Immigrants Refuse the Shelter Provided For Them By New York, Citing... The Lack of Television All the King's Men Have a New Spin: Biden Is So Vigorous You Couldn't Believe It, He's Just an Absolute Beast of Energy and Pure Animal Power! Real CNN Headline: " Arrest made in death of Jewish protester who fell and hit his head" Hundreds of Mostly Peaceful Protesters Threaten the DNC, Put Congress Into Passionate Lockdown The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition Mid-Morning Art Thread The Morning Report — 11/16/23 Daily Tech News 16 November 2023 Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (11/15/23) Shadow & Light Cafe Quick Hits Why Is the Leftwing Media/Political Complex Filled With Pedophiles? Biden OKs Another Ten Billion for Iran Media Celebrates the Highest Number of Border Apprehensions for Any October In History Bus Drivers Staged a Sick-Out To Keep Jews Stranded At the Airport Instead of Attending the Rally for Israel In DC Shock: Rashida Tlaib Is a Member of a Secret Pro-Hamas FaceBook Group, Report Says Wine Aunt Nikki Haley: I Want to Know Everyone's Name on the Internet for "National Security" Reasons Wednesday Morning Rant Mid-Morning Art Thread [Kris] The Morning Report — 11/15/23 Daily Tech News 15 November 2023 Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (11/14/23) Racing Dogs Cafe Quick Hits Drama Alert: Ben Shapiro Calls Out Daily Wire Employee Candace Owens for Her "Ridiculous" Opinions on Israel Obama Campaign Manager and CNN Spinner David Axelrod Continues Saying Biden Is Too Old to be President, So Biden Calls Him a "Prick" Claim: Israel Has Hamas On the Run "Downward Spiral:" Kevin McCarthy Gets Into Physical Altercation With One of the Eight Republicans Who Voted to Depose Him Hundreds of Biden Government Employees Sign a Statement Demanding a Ceasefire, Anonymously House Report: Illegal Immigration Costs Americans $451 Billion Every Single Year The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition Mid-Morning Art Thread The Morning Report — 11/14/23 Daily Tech News 14 November 2023 Monday Overnight Open Thread (11/13/23) Roomba Revenge Cafe Quickies As Expected, The Marvels Bombs at the Box Office, with the Worst Opening Yet of Any Marvel Movie Gavin Newsom Clears Out the Homeless from San Francisco -- Only For a Visit from His Benefactor, President Xi of China Drunk Woman Arrested For Driving On the Wrong Side of the Road Attempts to Get Out of a Ticket By Whining Out Every Single Identity Politics Gimmick She Has False Claims of "Islamaphobia" Are Just a Cover for Anti-Jewish Terrorism Feds Seize NYC Mayor's Phones, Suspect That Adams Fast-Tracked a Turkish Diplomatic Mission In Exchange for Cash Tim Scott Makes Surprise Announcement That He Won't Be President THE MORNING RANT: In Response to Democrats’ Success with Abortion Initiatives, the GOP Needs to Drive Turnout by Using Ballot Initiatives that Favor Conservatives Mid-Morning Art Thread The Morning Report — 11/13/23 Daily Tech News 13 November 2023 Sunday Overnight Open Thread (11/12/23) Gun Thread: Happy Day After Veterans Day Edition! Food Thread: Meat And Potatoes: A Match Made In Heaven (But Aparently Not In Colorado) First-World Problems... A View Of The War In Gaza [Diogenes] Sunday Morning Book Thread - 11-12-2023 ["Perfessor" Squirrel] 11/12/23 EMT Daily Tech News 12 November 2023 Saturday Overnight Open Thread (11/11/23) Veterans Day Edition Saturday Evening Movie Thread [moviegique]: The Place Called Palestine Weekend Hobby, Crafting and General Bodging Thread - Veterans Day Edition Ace of Spades Pet Thread, November 11 Gardening, Puttering and Adventure Thread, November 11 Veterans Day in a time that reminds us how important veterans are Saturday Morning Coffee Break & Prayer Revival (11/11/23) Daily Tech News 11 November 2023 The ONT's The Thing, Wherein I'll Catch The Content Of The Memes Pink (Baby) Elephant Cafe Open Thread Is This Something? Jake Tapper Whined and Wheedled His Leftwing Celebrity Twitter Frenz to Plug His Godawful New "Book." It Still Flopped. SNL is Funny For Once? Mark Houck, Persecuted by Biden's Lawless DOJ for Standing Outside an Apparently-Holy Abortion Clinic, Sues the Biden Administration Terrorist-Supporting Passionate Protesters Force Their Way Into the New York Times Building, Attacking Them For Their "Pro-Israel Stance" THE MORNING RANT: Is the National World War II Museum Going Woke? Mid-Morning Art Thread The Morning Report — 11/9/23 Daily Tech News 10 November 2023 Thou Wert Better In A Grave Than To Answer With Thy Uncovered Body This Extremity Of An ONT High-Speed Mortorcycle Chase Cafe Quickies Israeli Minister: We Will Hunt Down ALL Participants in the 10/7 Atrocities, Including the Fake "Journalists" That Played PR Agent for Hamas Pro-Hamas Terrorists "Disrupt" A Screening of Hamas's Terrorist War Crimes of 10/7 By... Attacking and Beating the Shit Out of Jews Leaving the Theater Verdict in Maya Kowalski Case: $220 Million+ White House Aides "Simply Cannot Stomach" Biden's (Weak) Support for Israel; Revolt at State Department CNN Suspends Ties With Hamas-Collaborator "Journalist" Ugh: Film Actors Guild Ends 118 Day Strike The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition Mid-Morning Art Thread The Morning Report — 11/9/23 Daily Tech News 9 November 2023 Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (11/8/23) Third Republican Primary Debate Thread Humpday Cafe Quickies House Committee Subpoenas Hunter Biden and Joe Biden's Corrupt Brother James White YouTuber Drills Wells and Brings Clean Water to 500,000 Africans; SJWs Cancel Him For "Embarasing" Africans and Portraying Them As Always Needing Outside Help Plus: Disney Misses Its Earnings Expectation. What a Shock. A Girl's Teeth Were Smashed Out of Her Mouth By a Boy Playing Girls Field Hockey HonestReporting.com: NYT, CNN, Reuters, and AP Reporters Were Embedded With the Terrorist Killers of 10/7; Kept Silent About Coming Slaughter So That They Could Get Good Juicy Propaganda Pictures for Hamas Rashida Tlaib Censured (and "The Squad" Has Thoughts) Hamas to NYT: We Want a Unending, Totalizing War With Israel That Draws All The Arab Nations In and Sets the World On Fire Wednesday Morning Rant Mid-Morning Art Thread The Morning Report — 11/8/23 Daily Tech News 8 November 2023 Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (11/7/23) Off Year Elections Edition Elections Returns Thread Possessed Claw Cafe Quickies Jews Flee the Rancid Antisemitism of CNN and MSNBC for the Moderate Fox News In Face of Huge Recruiting Shortfalls, Army Attempts To Recruit from a Disfavored Pool: White Men Now That Polls Show Biden Losing to Trump, Politico Writes a Hit Piece About Joe Biden's Corruption Elderly Jewish Man Killed By Pro-Hamas Demonstrator in California; Medical Examiner Rules the Death a "Passionate Homicide" Get Out the Vote! Report: Palestinian Authority Leader Mahmoud Abbas Targeted in Assassination Attempt Sources Say Video is False The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition Mid-Morning Art Thread The Morning Report — 11/7/23 Daily Tech News 7 November 2023 Monday Overnight Open Thread (11/6/23) Puppy Pleasure Spa Cafe Quickies: "Surprise Offensive" Edition Poll Shows Biden Losing to Trump; Democrats Suggest It's Time for Biden to Drop Out of the Race, for the Good of the Party Report: Marvel Executive Fired For Not Sounding the Alarm on the Female-Centric Direction of the "Blade" Movie Five Nordic Countries Agree to Share Resources to Begin Deporting Illegal Aliens Ray Epps, On the Eve of the "Insurrection:" "WE'RE HERE TO STORM THE CAPITOL" Out: "Firey But Mostly Peaceful Protests" IN: "Passionate Protests" Transgender Child-Killer's Manifesto Is Leaked THE MORNING RANT: Term Limits Are Necessary Because Voters Don’t Realistically Have the Capability to Unseat Incumbents in Primary Elections Mid-Morning Art Thread The Morning Report — 11/6/23 Daily Tech News 6 November 2023 Sunday Overnight Open Thread (11/5/23) Gun Thread: First November 2023 Edition! Food Thread: Vegetables? Again? We Hate Vegetables! First-World Problems... Obama: The Gift That Keeps On Giving...Sort Of Like Venereal Disease Sunday Morning Book Thread - 11-05-2023 ["Perfessor" Squirrel] 11/03/23 EMT Daily Tech News 5 November 2023 Overnight Open Thread – 11/04/2023 [Roger Ball] Music Thread: it's Time For More Mondegreens! Hobbies? Who Has Time For Hobbies When There Is Fapping And Drinking To Be Done? Ace of Spades Pet Thread, November 4 Gardening, Puttering and Adventure Thread, Nov. 4 What time is it? Saturday Morning Coffee Break & Prayer Revival Daily Tech News 4 November 2023 Everyone Here Is Crazy Except For Me And ONT Thank God and Praise the Lord It's Friday Cafe Quickies The Legend of the Libs of TikTok House Passes Aid Package for Israel In Face of Biden's Vow to Veto It Connecticut Election Thrown Out Due to "Shocking" Evidence of Ballot-Box Stuffing Rep. Comer Traces One $40,000 Payoff Moving From China to James Biden to a Corporate Front to Joe Biden Sam Bankman-Fried Found Guilty of Fraud Netanyahu to Biden's Demand for a Ceasefire: Drop Dead MORNING RANT: The Shocking Discovery that Universities Promoting Racial Hatred Are Full of Racial Hatred Mid-Morning Art Thread The Morning Report — 11/3/23 Daily Tech News 3 November 2023 Emergency Backup Overnight Thread [11/02/2023]: “The Ornithologists Are Not OK” Dancing Dogs Cafe Quickies Study: Covid Shots Carry Risk of Neurological Ailments Is This Something? Rumor: McConnell and His Top Liberal RINO Allies Are Planning a Coordinated Smear Campaign Against Tommy Tuberville Tonight Biden To Demand "Humanitarian" Ceasefires as Israel Encircles Gaza City As Jews Are Threatened Throughout the Country, Biden Announces a Plan to Combat... "Islamophobia" The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition Mid-Morning Art Thread The Morning Report — 11/2/23 Daily Tech News 2 November 2023 Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (11/1/23) Pet Casino Cafe Caravan of 5,000 People is Massing at the Southern Border; Leader of Invasion Says They're Coming "Because Biden's Opened The Border" Daily Disney Disaster: The Reason for the Long Delay of the Blade Movie...? Disney Wanted to Make It About Women and "Life Lessons" Fauci Paid a Lab to Infect Bats with a Coronovirus Gotten from His Chinese Partners In 2018 Hamas Spokesman: We Will Conduct New 10/7 Slaughters Until Israel Is Anhililated. "10/7, 10/10, 10/1,000,000 -- Everything We Do Is Justified" Judge Orders the Biden Administration to Stop Cutting Texas' Razorwire Barriers at the Border to Allow Illegal Aliens In Biden Traded 82,000 Page of Emails Under His Pseudonyms While Vice President Wednesday Morning ~~Rant~~ Musing Mid-Morning Art Thread The Morning Report — 11/1/23 Daily Tech News 1 November 2023	Now Available! The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines Ace? Is this something? [TJM] DeSantis v. Newsom debate on Sean Hannity at 9pm Thursday I don't have Fox and can't figure out a way to watch it. This guy might be stealing the signal for his YouTube show. 'Greatest lyricist': Irish president leads Ireland's tributes to Shane MacGowan here's a great one by The Pogues and Shane...Dirty Old Town RIP [CBD] Garth Merenghi -- author, dream-weaver, visionary, plus actor -- reads from his newest tome of terror, Incarcerat He's on a book tour but apparently will not come to the US. Boo. I don't mean like a ghost, I mean Booooo. Booooo. The Story of "Christmas Wrapping." The song he incorrectly thought was suddenly a hit was "I Know What Boys Like." Despite that being kind of iconic, it never went anywhere sales-wise. It was the "toss-off" nothing of a song "Christmas Wrapping" that became their big (surprise) hit. Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: One-Hit Wonders Edition Kissing like a bandit, stealing time Underneath a sycamore tree/Cupid by the hour sends valentines/To my sweet lover and me. I was never sure if this song was okay, or just a goofy piece of crap. Hat Quest Update: While Amazon auto-completes the search "fedora with safari flaps" (try it!), no haberdasher is smart enough to actually make a fedora with safari flaps, despite the obvious interest in such stylish, attention-getting headwear. Let's hope some enterprising, uh, enterprise meets the market's demand. The bobsled chase in For Your Eyes Only Real stunts, what an innovation! Longer clip here, from the beginning of the chase Pity Justin Trudeau, whose failed premiership is coming to a crashing end [CBD] I'm thinking about buying this rad hat. Do you think I can pull it off? Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: Vienna Ice Edition Sie war jung, das Herz so rein und weiss Und jede Nacht hat ihren Preis Sie sagt, "Sugar sweet, ya got me rapping to the heat!" Ich verstehe, sie ist heiss Sie sagt, "Babe, you know, I miss my funky friends." Sie meint Jack und Joe und Jill Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: They'll Never Stop Trying to Make Ska a Thing Edition Father wears his Sunday best/Mother's tired, she needs a rest, the kids are playing up downstairs/Sister's sighing in her sleep/Brother's got a date to keep, he can't hang around Video of the car that slammed into the toll booths literally flying through the air. It's in the background, at the top of the frame. Thanks to andycanuck. You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin': Darryl Hall seeks restraining order against John Oates in acrimonious legal fight I think the restraining order is business-oriented, not like John Oates is stalking him or something. They're selling lion chops at Safeway! [CBD] Text message scams warning of "suspicious activity on your account" or delivery delays on the rise A good rule of thumb is to contact banks, Amazon, etc. directly, looking up their contact information yourself, rather than following the link or phone number in a text. I'll be taking Thanksgiving and Friday off. I've got a lot of open threads to post, so at least there'll be some pretty pictures and videos. And if there's something big that happens, I might throw up a quick link-and-quote. But otherwise, I'll just be posting open threads and mini-Cafes. -- Ace Here's a documentary called The Fall Of Minneapolis. [Hat Tip: Minnfidel] [CBD] A Guide To Surviving Your Miserable Leftist Guests At Thanksgiving Dinner Or maybe just don't invite them... [CBD] Michigan Township Declares Itself a 'Second Amendment Sanctuary,' Promptly Forms Militia [CBD] Recent Comments nurse ratched : "Heh. The seahacks showed up to play. ..." LenNeal is just aksin: "Toyota has been putting a gutless 4banger in their ..." Don Black (was DB): "SEA 21, DAL 20 H ..." N: " Don't worry, so am I. Posted by: Jor try t ..." Romeo13: "Hmmm... so Federal Judge kills a States ban on Chi ..." Robert: "That is... unfortunate. Posted by: LenNeal at N ..." Mike Hammer, etc, etc.: " I'm still unclear why two men with little chance ..." exdem13: "224 Miller did work with mythologists and his work ..." Jordan61: "I'm still unclear why two men with little chance o ..." LenNeal: " I have Slap Shot but I feel it was terribly overr ..." Martini Farmer: "I'm still unclear why two men with little chance o ..." LenNeal: "They made a turbo-Diesel 4Runner for the world mar ..." Bloggers in Arms Behind The Black The Pipeline NewsMax The O.K. Corral by Wyatt Earp Second City Cop Talk Of The Town with Steve Noxon American Digest Belmont Club Chicago Boyz Cold Fury Da Goddess Daily Pundit Dawn Eden Day by Day (Cartoon) EduWonk Enter Stage Right The Epoch Times Grim's Hall Victor Davis Hanson Hugh Hewitt IMAO Instapundit JihadWatch Kausfiles Lileks/The Bleat Memeorandum (Metablog) Outside the Beltway Patterico's Pontifications The People's Cube Powerline RedState Reliapundit Viking Pundit WizBang Some Humorous Asides Kaboom! Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president. A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty. The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility The Dowd-O-Matic! The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) Archives November 2023 October 2023 September 2023 August 2023 July 2023 June 2023 May 2023 April 2023 March 2023 February 2023 January 2023 December 2022 November 2022 October 2022 September 2022 August 2022 July 2022 June 2022 May 2022 April 2022 March 2022 February 2022 January 2022 December 2021 November 2021 October 2021 September 2021 August 2021 July 2021 June 2021 May 2021 April 2021 March 2021 February 2021 January 2021 December 2020 November 2020 October 2020 September 2020 August 2020 July 2020 June 2020 May 2020 April 2020 March 2020 February 2020 January 2020 December 2019 November 2019 October 2019 September 2019 August 2019 July 2019 June 2019 May 2019 April 2019 March 2019 February 2019 January 2019 December 2018 November 2018 October 2018 September 2018 August 2018 July 2018 June 2018 May 2018 April 2018 March 2018 February 2018 January 2018 December 2017 November 2017 October 2017 September 2017 August 2017 July 2017 June 2017 May 2017 April 2017 March 2017 February 2017 January 2017 December 2016 November 2016 October 2016 September 2016 August 2016 July 2016 June 2016 May 2016 April 2016 March 2016 February 2016 January 2016 December 2015 November 2015 October 2015 September 2015 August 2015 July 2015 June 2015 May 2015 April 2015 March 2015 February 2015 January 2015 December 2014 November 2014 October 2014 September 2014 August 2014 July 2014 June 2014 May 2014 April 2014 March 2014 February 2014 January 2014 December 2013 November 2013 October 2013 September 2013 August 2013 July 2013 June 2013 May 2013 April 2013 March 2013 February 2013 January 2013 December 2012 November 2012 October 2012 September 2012 August 2012 July 2012 June 2012 May 2012 April 2012 March 2012 February 2012 January 2012 December 2011 November 2011 October 2011 September 2011 August 2011 July 2011 June 2011 May 2011 April 2011 March 2011 February 2011 January 2011 December 2010 November 2010 October 2010 September 2010 August 2010 July 2010 June 2010 May 2010 April 2010 March 2010 February 2010 January 2010 December 2009 November 2009 October 2009 September 2009 August 2009 July 2009 June 2009 May 2009 April 2009 March 2009 February 2009 January 2009 December 2008 November 2008 October 2008 September 2008 August 2008 July 2008 June 2008 May 2008 April 2008 March 2008 February 2008 January 2008 December 2007 November 2007 October 2007 September 2007 August 2007 July 2007 June 2007 May 2007 April 2007 March 2007 February 2007 January 2007 December 2006 November 2006 October 2006 September 2006 August 2006 July 2006 June 2006 May 2006 April 2006 March 2006 February 2006 January 2006 December 2005 November 2005 October 2005 September 2005 August 2005 July 2005 June 2005 May 2005 April 2005 March 2005 February 2005 January 2005 December 2004 November 2004 October 2004 September 2004 August 2004 July 2004 June 2004 May 2004 April 2004 December 0000 Contact Change the At to "@" and the DOT to "." Syndicate this site (XML) Powered by Movable Type 2.64