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Cruelty overload: Michael Walsh interviews Victor Davis Hanson

White smoke out of the Sistine Chapel. New pope to be presented momentarily. [TJM]

Baier: Why did you spend $221K on private jets to your 'fighting oligarchy' rallies?

Bernie: "You think I can sit on a waiting line at United while 30,000 people are waiting? That's the only way you can get around. No apologies for that."

Podcast: Sefton and CBD jabber about India vs. Pakistan as a placeholder for the larger battle between Islam and the West, Israel finally decides to complete the job in Gaza, Tom Tillis is a toad, and more!

Bush official claims US built secret $21T underground 'city' for rich and powerful to live if 'near-extinction event' happens "And the bases are connected by an elaborate transportation system, she added, while claiming they are powered by a secret energy system known only to the military."
Sure Jan [CBD]

"Trump" wishes everyone a Happy Cinco Deporto

India shoots down a Pakistani jet over Kashmir

Forgotten 80s Mystery Click, Dutch Masters Edition
Mumbled spoken intro: Somewhere in a lonely hotel room, there's a guy starting to realize
That eternal fate has turned its back on him, it's 2 a.m.
Focus on the "it's 2 a.m."
If that didn't rumble it, try this:
I'm falling down a spiral, destination unknown
Double-crossed messenger all alone
Can't get no connection, can't get through, where are you?
Well, the night weighs heavy on his guilty mind
This far from the borderline
When the hitman comes, he knows damn well he has been cheated
This song rocks. Unjustly forgotten!

Disheveled Potato Brian Stelter caught walking around without shoes on a train after WHCA parties
Looks like the potato had a lot of vodka in it, amirite

Trump Orders Reopening of Alcatraz to Imprison Serial Offenders
Nope. Dumb idea. It will cost a fortune. What's the point? [CBD]

Something Is Seriously Wrong With Michelle Obama
Ya think? Besides the whole "chick with dick" thing, she is a rancid, spoiled, entitled, ungrateful, racist b*tch. [CBD]

Janet Mills And Her Family Get Rich Off The Maine Governor's Transgender Stance
They are ghouls [CBD]

Podcast: In a short segment, CBD and Sefton chat about Democrat violence and their ignorance of traditional America, Trump's economy, and more!

Marines Explore Counter-Drone Capabilities for Amphibious Combat Vehicle Amid Growing Threats People in the know, worry...a lot! about drone warfare. [CBD]

Podcast: CBD and Sefton are joined by Vox Clamantis, a career federal prosecutor. We discuss what Due Process actually is, and how it applies to deportation, what the Trump administration can do to combat judicial overreach, and more!

Economic Genius! Let's Have a $50 Minimum Wage! [CBD]

Then and now: Jamie Raskin decrying using the government to punish a party's enemies vs. Jamie Raskin threatening to punish any foreign country which cooperates with Trump

Stephen Miller: The courts are attempting to unconstitutionally enshrine open borders into law by imposing an "infinite process" on deportations.
They're too cowardly to admit what they're doing and just say, "We don't like the way they people voted and who they voted for, so we're deposing the president through a judicial coup." Instead, they're just making it so that we can have a nominal law that allows the deportations of foreign criminals and gang members, but we're also going to impose "due process" requirements that will guarantee all illegals a lifetime residency in the US.

Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: The Last Days of Yacht Rock Edition
Introduce me to that big blonde
She's got a touch of Tuesday Weld
She's wearing Ambush and a French twist
She's got us wild and she can tell
80% yacht, 20% rock.

George Clooney now looks like Bela Lugosi from Ed Wood
In this "interview," Jake Tapper claims that Clooney writing an op-ed at the instigation of Barack Obama was "brave," and Clooney returns the favor by telling Jake Tapper that "journalists" are brave and irreplaceable. It's the world's least enticing gay porn.

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Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You

You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta

Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me

Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon

A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates

Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree

Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility

The Dowd-O-Matic!

The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)