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November 03, 2023

Everyone Here Is Crazy Except For Me And ONT

Hello and welcome to Friday! We'll get to the weekly memes in just a sec, but I want to take a moment to thank Buck for stepping in for me at the last minute yesterday. Little is studying welding at the local junior college. Wednesday he came home not feeling well, his abdomen was sore, but he thought it was just from the position he'd been in while working on his welds. Thursday morning went to his morning class because he had a test, but when he came home afterwards he told me his belly was really sore, particularly on the right side. He's 18, prime age for appendicitis, so I took him to the doc immediately. Doc ordered tests and a CT scan, and I figured if it was appendicitis, they'd probably do surgery right away, so I asked if someone could take the ONT last night. Buck was kind enough to step up to the plate, so a big thanks to Buck.

As for Little, BL/UR and the CT scan came back normal, so they figure it was an inflammation of the abdominal lymph nodes, which will resolve itself. We've kept a close eye on the situation, and the pain has lessened over the last 24 hours, so dodged a bullet there. And now, on with the memes!

Since it's a new month, I figured this chart might help some of you:


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Fido Friday: Stairs


The game is afoot!

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Hey, look, it's the establishment GOP

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Saving the planet, Yo!


Any good hamster stories?

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When I was 2, a hamster bit me. Everyone was worried that I would be OK. Next day the hamster was dead in his cage.

I feel for the guy, but imagining him on the podium, and the music starts...Yeah, that's funny.

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The French


Doesn't matter anymore. Just “identify as”

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Dad joke meme

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I got it, I got it...I...GOT it?


AI being used rather skillfully to oppose left wing politics

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Another example:

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I want to go here and play musical chairs. Loser has to stay in Sweden

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Making art


Godfather Nutter Butter

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How to spot a BS article

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No, really, there are some clues that this might be all made up. It's really subtle.

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Always have your homie's back


Oh no! Nobody cares that I want to play the victim card!

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Nobody show this to the commie left, they'll adopt it

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Candy Cockers


Texas meme

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the four keys to success:

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