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November 20, 2023
The Marvels Not Only Had the M-She-U's Lowest Opening, But Now Sets a New Record For Biggest Fall From Weekend One to Weekend TwoThe Marvels debuted with a record -- worst opening for any M-She-U movie ever-- and now breaks another record, biggest second weekend drop, which is quite a trick considering how low the first weekend's takings were. In continuing to solidify its reputation as one of the biggest duds to ever hit the silver screen, The Marvels has followed-up its record-breaking opening weekend and first Monday box offices underperformances by posting the worst second weekend box audience drop-off in the history of not just the Marvel Cinematic Universe, but comic book movies as a whole. The non-hits just keep coming for Woke Disney. On Wednesday, they're releasing their big 100th-anniversary-celebration movie, Wish. Will Wish get Disney back on track? Well, the heroine is explicitly an activist trying to overcome the bad rule of a white male (of course) king. Because you know how activists are willing to spend money to "see themselves" on screen! Overall critical reviews are mixed-to-bad. Film Threat's Alan Ng says it's the worst Disney animation he's ever seen, and he's a longtime (former?) Disney animation fanboy. He even went to Disney animation fantasy camp, and yeah, that's actually a real ting. WDW_Pro looked at some numbers and has concluded that Disney placed five movies in the top box-office disasters of all time. He excluded movies released during covid from this analysis, as their failure was caused by the pandemic. In 2023, Disney managed to knock five flops out of the worst box office failures of all time. In their place are Strange World, Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, The Little Mermaid, Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania, and now The Marvels. Two of those films (Indy and Marvels) are the top two flops of all cinematic history -- and it isn't even close. And guess what, folks? Wish is coming out to lackluster reviews this Wednesday. As Bob Iger's money-losing clutch on power is being threatened by investor Norman Peltz, he apparently has called out a major woke investor to help him fight Peltz off. An investment group called "ValueAct" is buying up Disney stock, and is reportedly "in a dialogue" with Disney's leftwing management. WDW_Pro thinks they've been invited in as a White Knight to save Iger (and continue punishing actual Disney shareholders). ValueAct Capital began buying Disney this summer during the Hollywood strikes and it is now one of the investor’s largest positions, the Activist Spotlight has learned. In further news of woke corporations: There was finally some accountability at Bud Light for their disastrous sales decline. Anheuser-Busch's chief US marketing officer steps down as sales continue to plunge in the wake of Dylan Mulvaney and Bud Light fiasco: World's biggest brewer reports 13.5% slump in revenue in the third quarter Bud Light paid the UFC $100 million to advertise it, which did not result in people taking a second look at Bud Light, but instead caused people to wonder, "Do I have to boycott the UFC now?"
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