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Quick HitsMegyn Kelly @megynkelly Speaking of the assholes raised by repulsive parents: Ryna Workman, and I call her "work" man advisedly, is the young terrorist who defended Hamas by claiming in her NYU newsletter that Israel, not Hamas, was responsible for killing Jews. She lost a job that had been offered to her. And how she's begging for money on GoFundMe. Over the past few weeks, I've been removed as student body president; some alumni have been campaigning for disciplinary action and even my expulsion from law school; the firm I had lined up to work at after graduation revoked my job offer; and I've been getting death threats online. The harassment campaign against me has targeted all facets of my identity -- the fact that I am Black, the fact that I am queer, the fact that I am nonbinary. It is not only because of what I said but because of who I am that all this is happening to me. The Real Victim Here has been [X] Found [ ] Not Found Will there be an N15 Commission? Bud Light kept insisting that the extent of its dealings with the man Dylan Mulvaney was giving this male one single can of bespoke Bud Light. Would you be awfully discombobulated if I told you Bud Light is a liar? In the aftermath, Anheuser-Busch flailed. Early on, it stood by the marketing campaign. Later, the CEO of the company would issue a half-apology in an attempt to win back its mostly blue-collar customer base (a customer base that isn't fond of companies pushing transgenderism on them). Throughout that period, Anheuser-Busch insisted that its relationship with Mulvaney was informal and amounted to a "single can" being given to him."This was one single can given to one social media influencer," the letter states. "It was not made for production or sale to the general public. This can is not a formal campaign or advertisement." But the $185,000 identifies as a single can of beer. Check and mate, dummies. New York City's allegedly-foreign-bribe-taking mayor is slashing the NYPD's budget, because New York City is almost too safe and law-abiding now! No but really, it's because of the extreme cost of Biden's open borders policy, plus New York City's obscene law that demands it pay for room and board for any illegal alien. New York Mayor Eric Adams made good on his promise to slash the city budget when on Thursday he announced sweeping measures that will free police hiring, close libraries on Sundays, and take other drastic measures all to pay for the massive illegal immigrant influx caused by Joe Biden's border disaster. Adams is also asking parents to help guard the schools from criminals and shooters. Mayor Eric Adams said Tuesday that parents might have to volunteer to keep Big Apple schools safe after hundreds of newly trained safety agents were cut -- but the idea was quickly ripped by some parents who raged, "It's not my job." But as you know, New York City loves prosecuting any citizens -- white men in particular -- who attempt to stop criminals from committing crimes. So I'm sure white men will be begging to help guard the doors at schools, so they can then be put into prison for life by Alvin Bragg. New York state will begin sealing the records of all people committing a misdemeanor after three years -- which sounds okay, until you realize a fair number of serious offenses get prosecuted as "misdemeanors" -- and for all felonies except Class A felonies after eight years. If it sounds to you like killers (as long as they're not convicted of first degree murder) and rapists will be able to hide their crimes after eight years, that's exactly the intent of the new law. Gov. Hochul is expected to sign the Clean Slate Act on Thursday, which will automatically seal records after three years for anyone who committed a misdemeanor and after eight years for anyone who committed a felony (except Class A felonies) and is not a registered sex offender. I guess the public must be completely safe from violent crime given that all of the new laws are aimed at improving the quality of life of criminals now! Did any of you think it would get this bad, this quickly?
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