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Cutting The Cord And Email Security
Moron Meet-Ups
AP: Surge Achieves "One Small Success:" A 50% Reduction In Killings In Just Three Weeks
Indian Police Rescue 29 Underage Girls From Whorehouses; But Then Return Them To Their Whoremasters, Because It Wouldn't Be Proper To Keep Young Girls In Jail Over Night
Top Twenty Most Eligible Bachelorettes
This Is Why I Quit Hoist The Black Flag
Horrors! Mitt Romney's Great-Grandfather Was a Polygamist!
BREAKING: Blacks Shift Support To Barack Obama!
A Sheepish Attempt At Fundraising
Early Exit For John McCain?
These Bots Were Made For Walkin'
Glenn Beck Slaps Up Keith Olbermann
Strange Maps
Hump Day AOSHQ Lifestyle™ Enhancement
Glenn's Magic Boyfriend Must Be Posting For Him Again
Eric Alterman Wants A "Council Of Bloggers" To Patrol For Bad Blogger-Citizenship
HPV Infects One Quarter of US Women
"Action On All Fronts," Especially The Syrian And Iranian Fronts, Demanded By Rightwing Chickenhawk Warmonger
The Dick Cheney Vengeance Thread
Proposed Headline: The Dow plunged today to levels not seen since early December
Seixon Retires
The Left's Stock In Trade Is Hatred, And Dark Talk Of Assassinations
Angry Christians Shout "Christ Is Risen" As They Beat James Cameron For Making Jesus-Is-Dead Film
Dow Plunges Over 400
Internet Break Up: Hoax
Left Chagrined That Suicide Bomber Didn't Kill Cheney; Gleen Grenwald Very Angry That Right Takes Notice Of Leftwing Assassination Fantasies
A Beautiful Mind: The Pam Anderson Blog
Funny, Funny Stuff From Bill Maher
Pam Anderson Horrified To Learn Her Sheepskin Boots Are Made Of Sheeps' Skin
Vote For MKH As Hottests Vlog Vbabe
Shock: Hit-And-Run Cabbie Is A Big Fan Of Hitler's
The Surge: It's Effective... Almost... Too Effective
A Culinary Odyssey
Dog Sacrifices Itself To Save Master From Bear
Racy Pics of American Idol Contestant Turn Up On Internet
An Inconvenient Energy Bill
Spies Like US
Jill From Feministe Responds
Robert Fisk Propagandizes Again For Taliban (Yawn)
Justice Department To Investigate NYT's NSA Leakers
New Mexican Law: Check Up On Your Wife Too Much And Get Jailed For The Crime Of Jealousy; Pay Insufficient Attention And Get Locked Up For Crime Of Indifference
Feminism 3.0: Sex Yes, Courtship No
Cat Spanking!
11 Dead In Pakistan Kite-Flying Festival
Drunk Moron Shoots Himself In Head With Flare Gun
AoS Meetup Update
ThoughtCrime: Seattle Dog Grooming Causes Liberal Outrage
ACLU Child Porn Pres: The Wife Seemed To Know
Genealogists: Al Sharpton Descended From Slaves Owned By Sturm Thurmond's Ancestors
Shock: Media Almost Entirely Embargoing ACLU Child Porn Story
Not Diggin' It
OK, So It's A Trend Now
Amusing
Digg-ing Themselves An Early Grave
On PS3: How To Kill Your Brand
Any Interest In A Minor Little AoS Gathering Tomorrow?
ACLU Child Porn Follow-Ups
Grilling: Islamist Schoolmaster Cross-Examined Over Hateful Passages In Arabic Textbooks
Mr. Cheney Goes To Sydney
I Was Told There Would Be No Math In This Calculus Class
ABCNews Breaking: Former ACLU Chapter President Arrested For Hardcore Child Rape-Porn
Gore Effect Continues
Chimps Separated From Humans Just Four Million Years Ago, Scientists Now Say
Astonishing British Ad
"Conservative Eye For The Liberal Guy"
US Senior Citizen, Vacationing In Costa Rica, Kills Mugger With His Bare Hands
Pakistani Cleric: Don't Get Polio Immunization; If You Die From It, You'll Die A Martyr
Mercenaries: US Soldier Wrestles Suicide Bomber To Ground To Allow Intended Victims To Take Cover
Hot New Video: Candid Shots of NYC Beaver
Thievery 101: Don't Steal Right Next To A Police-Dog Training Site
Is Hillary! Outright Buying Endorsements From Black South Carolina Pols?
Sex Attacks Blamed On Demon Bat
Are Indie-Quirk Movies As Formulaic As Mainstream Rom-Coms, And If So, Is There Anything Wrong With That?
What's Odd About This Photograph?
We're Screwed: Chimpanzees Now Using Spears To Hunt
WaPo Editor: Obviously We're Not Liberal, Because We Get So Much Hate Mail From Liberals!
Is This Funny?
Joe Lieberman: "Remote Possibility" I'll Jump To The GOP
Dennis Kucinich, 9/11 "Truther"
Man-Free Tourist Island Planned
Clowntime Is Back: John McCain's First Act As President? Shut Down Gitmo
Clowntime Is Over
LAT Outs Truly Covert CIA Agents, But It's Okay, Because The Public Has A Right To Know, Or Something
Decent CJR Piece On The Media's Anti-Blogger Animus
More On The Liberal "Facebook Stalker"
Public Shaming: Guy Breaks Up With Girlfriend On Valentine's Day In Front Of Crowd of 1,000, With Fuck-Off Acapella Chorus -- And Then It Gets Difficult To Watch On Further Thought: Probably A Staged Stunt
Duke Non-Rape Blogger KC Johnson: "It just shouldn't have gotten to the point where a blog like mine could be influential"
"Angry Kid" Talks Tough, Stupid On Environment
Jim Carrey Goofs On David Caruso
"Beclowned"
NYT Revenues Plunge; US Revenues Surge
Reality-Based Communitarian Stalks, Assaults Republican Strangers In Their Own Homes
Britney Spears Shaved Head Because She Had Lice
1/2 Hour Comedy Hour Nearly Equals Jon Stewart's Ratings In Debut
Giuliani Has Comfortable Lead On Clinton In Red States, Even With Her In Blue States
Shock: Americans Don't Share Democrats' Enthusiasm For Losing Wars
Confederate Yankee Isn't Letting Go Of AP and "Jamil Hussein"
WaPo: Renewed Interest In Sandy Berger Theft
Hump Day Abomination
Surging Optimism On Iraq
Soccer Player's Defense For Failed Drug Test? I Was Just Being A Gentleman
Last Word For A While On 1/2 Hour News Hour
Feel-Good Video
Letter From A Soldier Vol. II
How Come Zombies Don't Retain Their Sex-Drive?
Fauxtography?
Townhall Columnist: Our Troops In Iraq Desperately Need More Protection -- From Porn
The "Truthers" In Their Own Words
The Half Hour News Hour Video
60 Minutes Report On Kurdistan
Update On Nude Jogger
I Don't Make The Pizzas,
We Need A Mudflap Amendment In The Constitution
Late Date
Give It To Me, Give It To Me
Bionic Eyes; Batman Bat-Ascender
Ministry of Supragay Links
Yet Another Silly Link
Ministry of Silly Links
MSNBC: Economy Set For "Robust Growth"
Howard Kurtz Profiles Michelle Malkin, Cartoon Character
The Passion Of The Marcotte
Valu-Rite In The News
"After the vote on the non-binding resolution, all deaths in Iraq will be non-binding"
Hijacker Foiled By Crew And Passengers
Friday Shirkers' Thread
William "Cold Cash" Jefferson Awarded Seat On Homeland Security Committee
Full Retraction on Al-Masri? NBC Deletes Paragraph About Capture; Richard Miniter Doubts He Was Wounded
Rudy On Abortion: Strict Constructionists All The Way Home
With Troop-Supporters Like This, Who Needs Terrorists?
NBC NEWS SOURCES: AL MASRI IN CUSTODY
Trouble For Giuliani: Most Republicans *Don't* Know His Position On Abortion
Top AQ Leader in Iraq -- Zarqawi's Successor -- Wounded In Firefight. Lietennant Killed
Puddy Vs. Elaine on "You're Going To Hell"
'If You Don't Believe In Christ, You're Going To Hell"
It's An Outrage!
Afghanistan: Airstrike Kills Murderous Taliban Leader And Ten Aides; Iraq: Security Crackdown Meets Little Resistance From Shi'as
Fun With The New York Times
Another Duke Rape: White Girl Allegedly Raped At Black Fraternity Party; No Outrage, No Pot-Banging, No Mention of Alleged Attacker's Race
Gizomodo Columnist Calls Readers, Fellow Writers A Bunch of Gullible Jerkoffs
I Still Giggle Over This
Tim Hardaway: "I Hate Gay People"
Limbaugh, Coulter Cameos Introduce "Conservative Daily Show"
Happy Valentine's Day From India!
Sarah Silverman In The Way Of The Gun
Fox's "Conservative Daily Show" A Big Bust
More Science: Men Resist Nagging Because They Don't Like Being Nagged
NYT: Al-Sadr's Flight From Iraq "would create a vacuum that could allow even more radical elements of the Shiite group to take power"
Jewish Professor Accused of "Blood Libel" For Suggesting That Ritual Murders Of Christians Really Did Occur During The Middle Ages
Murtha Proposes "Slow Bleed" For US Troops
Science: Love Addictive Like Crack, Research Finds
Carlos Mencia Accused of Stealing Jokes On Stage
Again: Global Warming Confab Cancelled Due To... Ice Storm
Salt Lake Gunman Identified As Bosnian Refugee Sulejman Talovic
US Officials: Moqtada Al-Sadr Has Fled To Iran Update: CNN, ABCNews Both Reporting US Officials' Claims
The Other Edwards Blogmistress Resigns
Need A Sexy Plan For Valentine's Day? Take Your Lady To The Zoo To Learn About Boars' Penises
When Optometrists Attack
Bonus: Giuliani Rips Gore On Global Warming... For Being Too Moderate On The Issue
Memo To Giuliani
"Very Real Possibility" Budget Will Be In Surplus At End Of Bush's Term
Andrew Sullivan, Screechy Schizophrenic
Sting, Police Reunite
Barnard's New (Almost) Professor of Archaeology: Not An Archeologist, Barely Qualified, But Pretty Sure Evidence of Jews' Prior Existence In Judea Is A Zionist Fabrication
Co-Reporter On WaPo "Bush Lied" Piece: It Wasn't Me
Weird-Ass Feminist Nonsense
HYPOCRISY on Marcotte!
Suspicious: Marcotte Resigns
V-Day Silliness
Star Trek Gets The Lucas Treatment: New, Crappy Digital Effects
Not A Sloth
What Is That Funky Weapon Seen On Michael Yon? Confederate Yankee Thinks He Knows
A WaPo Style Retraction From AoSHQ
Iraq The Model: Surge Working?
Gore Demands Sun Produce More Carbon-Neutral Cosmic Rays
EU To Ban Sock-Puppets?
Chicago Tribune's Useless Steve Chapman: Giuliani Supporters Are All Faggots
North Korea Defused?
Commenting Bug
Sloths!
San Franscisco State University Rapped For Burning Flag
Ministry of Silly Links
My Fair Lady
WaPo Exclusive: Pentagon Inspector General's Report States Conclusively That Bush Admin Official Cooked Pre-War Intelligence!!! Oh, Minor Correction: It Was A Report From Anti-War Democrat Carl Levin Which "Concluded" That. Whoops, Our Bad.
McCain Embraces Reaganomics By Endorsing Democratic Positions
Holocaust Survivor/Historian Eli Wiesel Stalked, Attacked By Holocaust Denier
Spitting On Veterans, Again: All of Lembcke's "No Vets Were Spat Upon" Claims So Easy To Disprove As To Be "Laughable"
Okay, Just One More
Important Action Alert: Music Scholars Announce Opposition To Using Music As Torture
More Superhero Parodies (And Then That's It)
Demcorats' Earmark "Reform:" Dirtier Than Ever, Now In Secret
Condolicious
Streaming Cheese
Engrish, We Hardly Knew Ye
The 40 Year Old Justice League Virgins
Computer Glitch Corrected; Celebrity-Face-Matching Software Now Produces More Accurate Results
AP Spins: "Texas Man Gets Death For Killing Fetus"
Anna Nicole Smith, RIP
New Armor Innovation Will Protect Troops Against IEDs, Grizzly Bears
"Outspoken" Muslim Arrested In UK
Al Qaeda Bigs Captured In Iraq, Al-Masri On Run
Important Action Alert: Edwards Reverses, Bows To Nutroots, Keeps Mutants On Staff
More Marcotte
Revealed! The Secret Important Action Alerts of MyDD's Chris Bowers
John Kerry Endorses Activist Charging Republicans "Aid the Terrorists" And "Aid The Enemies of This Country" Video Bonus! Harry Reid Calls The Troops Liars
Fightin' Fightin' Nutroots Prepared To Slime Edwards If He Goes Through With Firing Their Buddies
Ted Haggard Is Now "Completely Heterosexual," And He's Got A Little Certificate of Effort To Prove It
Airbus' Use Of Slightly Different CAD Programs Results In Production Nightmares, A Two Year Delay, And A Six *B*illion Dollar Loss
Study: Smell of Sweat Causes Hormone Spikes, Sexual Arousal In Women
Teachers Not Underpaid, But Relatively Overpaid
Dejected Bears Fan Changes Name To "Peyton Manning"
Maxim's Worst Hollywood Sex Scenes of All Time
Stuff About Marcotte/Bloggers Update: Marcotte & McEwan Both Fired Update From Ellis Ellers Ellensberg: Edwards Camp Denies, Claims They Have Not Yet Come To Any Decision
Duke Rape Case Reveals Institutions Rotted Through With Hatred, Ignorance and Incompetence
Obama Messiah Watch: Son of Man Celebrated Birthdays, Wrote Short But Friendly Messages In Yearbooks
Twin Shocks: Ivanka Trump Looks Hot; Andy Dick Annoys While Running Bad Joke Into The Ground While Pretending To Like Girls
The Malcontent On The Snickers Wars
Pat Buchanan's Patron Launches New Moonbat Vanity Site
John Edwards: Bush Tricked Me Into Voting For Iraq War By Getting Clinton Officials To Vouch For Everything He Said
Stupid TNR Writer Shocked To Learn That Bush Is The Boss Of The Federal Government
"I think I'm gonna be sick:" The Left Reviews Gutfeld's New Show
Bill Arkin: Still A Douche
A Previous Felony By An (Inactive) Astronaut
Parody: "Unsecured Coins" Concocts Fake-Tornado Conspiracy Theory
Snapped Shot PWNs Al Jazeera
MSM: Republicans Choke Off Debate When They Fight Against Cloture, But Before Reid Was In Charge, Republicans Choked Off Debate By Invoking Cloture
Giuliani Does Gore's Kiss Somewhat Better
Space Woman Arrested For Attempted Murder In "Astronaut Love Triangle"
F%#@in' Polar Bears Again
OUTRAGE: Snickers Commercials "Mainstream" Homosexuality For Our Children
John Edwards' Very Normal, Very Patriotic New Blogger
Women's Magazine By Men Contest Results
DNC's Imam: Anti-Jew Conspiracy Theorist
Teh Ghey: NYT Advertising Expert Sees Super Bowl Ads As Subliminal Messaging About Iraq, West Side Story
Giuliani's In
The Surge Begins
Update: MSM Now Reports Claim of Nuked Iranian Atomic Scientist
US Commanders: Surge Will Be Like Nothing Seen Before In War
Global Warming Wreaks Havoc On Super Bowl
Andrew Stuttaford Reviews Dinesh D'Souza's New Book
Voigt-Kampff Test For "Implicit Racism"
Media Cover Up Vicious Hate Crime In California
Chewbacca Head-Butts Tour Guide
Spitting Angry: Dan Riehl Debunks Slate's Claim That No Vietnam Vets Were Spat Upon
Friday Night Funny
In Case You Weren't Sure, Wesley Clark Is Running
Liberal Bloggers Whine That Big Hillary! Ad-Buy Didn't Include Them
McCain Occupies Odd Poll-Position For Frontrunner
Greg Gutfeld To Get Late-Night FNC Talk Show?
Imam At DNC Winter Meeting Calls For End To "Oppression and Occupation"
NFL Franchises' Team Values
Israel Nuking Iranian Atomic Scientists?
Chuck Norris Interviews, Tiger-Punches Iraqi-American Rapper
Maya Angelou Offers Eulogy, Exclamation Points
Bang: Viacom Demands YouTube Remove 100,000+ Infringing Videos
Hillary Clinton: I Strongly Favor "Engaging" Iran, Though "I'm Not Sure That's The Smartest Strategy To Take"
Bill Arkin Keeps On Digging
Religion of Peace Disrupts Daniel Pipes Speech At UC Irvine
McCain Offers Alternate Resolution On Iraq
Jacques Chirac Demands US Sign Kyoto Or Face The Consequences
Millionaire Welfare Mom Tersely Announces She Will No Longer Be Working
Ministry of Silly Links
I Wasn't Going To Watch The Sarah Silverman Show, Until This Moron Panned It
Boston Hoaxers Unapologetic In Press Conference (Video)
Super-Size Your Surge? Troop Surge Numbers Could Double
Shock: Lavender May Give Boys Breasts, Feminine Traits
New Andy Richter Show
Gavin Newsom Aide Embraces The Glenn Greenwald Lifestyle
Yet Another Blogger For Giuliani
Life Imitates The Onion
"The Media Has Declared War" -- On America
Two Arrested In Boston "Suspicious Devices" Guerilla-Marketing Stunt
San Francisco Shocked To Learn Mayoral Sex Scandal Lacks Any LGBT Diversity
A Bit Of Humor: Star Wars Gangsta Rap
Arkin (?) Pulls Blog Response Off Front Page Of WaPo Blog Site
The Arkin Files
Whiny, Simpering Arkin Stands Behind Attack on Troops
Amazon.com Widgets
Now Available!The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity]
Top Headlines
CONCERNING: Ana Kasparian afflicted by some kind of seizure as she repeats the left's attacks on her that she's
"just a secret right-winger"
ShellBanger
@Bangershell11
ARGENTINA SOARS: JP Morgan Revises Forecast, Predicting 8.5% Annual GDP Growth Afuera!
Keith Olbermann's declaring Bathtub Fatwas again. (So it's a day that ends in -y.)
Keith Olbermann
@KeithOlbermann
To political reporters, commentators, liberals, moderates: After this fawning, humiliating, network-destroying surrender, if you go on @Morning_Joe you have endorsed and bought into #VichyMSNBC
Keith Olbermann
@KeithOlbermann
BREAKING NEWS: I TOLD YOU SO
@joenbc and @morningmika - Trump collaborators
Not a word Mr. and Mrs. Vichy Quisling say can ever be trusted again - not that those words ever should have been trusted. They are confidence tricksters - and grifters Thanks to anonosaurus wrecks
What they took from us:
I had a big Mac last week. I was stunned at how thin the burgers were. Never seen them that thin. We are a fallen people.
Posted by: Pudinhead
I think every lima bean recipe should have a suggestion, best served with a toddler's bitter tears...
Posted by: Joe Kidd
CBD and Sefton discuss President Trump's cabinet picks, including the all-important "Bikini Measure." And the continuing pogroms in Europe, driven by uncontrolled and massive Muslim immigration, and aided by Europe's traditional Jew-Hate.
Written by Ben Meiselas:
"Chuck Todd wrote the most idiotic thing I've read today, and it perfectly encapsulates the problem with corporate media. It's also a confession. He wrote, "These confirmation hearings may just save cable TV for the short term."
You see, people like Chuck Todd and their corporate benefactors are losing relevance. Americans are sick and tired of their lazy reporting, blatant lies, "both sides" equivocations, and outright cheerleading for fascism. By ignoring the most obvious lessons of history, corporate media rooted for chaos, drama, torment, crime, and hardship, believing idiocracy and fascism would be good for ratings.
Well, here it is, Chuck Todd. And no one cares about you or your network. In fact, we hold you responsible for forcing this circus upon us.
If Senate confirmation hearings take place at all, we, the people, are not watching them on your network, Chuck."
(Found on DU, if you hadn't guessed.)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Trump announces RFKJr. for HHS (via the NY Post):
"For too long, Americans have been crushed by the industrial food complex and drug companies who have engaged in deception, misinformation, and disinformation when it comes to Public Health," Trump wrote in his announcement, making rare use of his X account to broadcast a cabinet pick.
"The Safety and Health of all Americans is the most important role of any Administration, and HHS will play a big role in helping ensure that everybody will be protected from harmful chemicals, pollutants, pesticides, pharmaceutical products, and food additives that have contributed to the overwhelming Health Crisis in this Country. Mr. Kennedy will restore these Agencies to the traditions of Gold Standard Scientific Research, and beacons of Transparency, to end the Chronic Disease epidemic, and to Make America Great and Healthy Again!"
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