Obama Messiah Watch: Son of Man Celebrated Birthdays, Wrote Short But Friendly Messages In Yearbooks

I was a skeptic. But no more.

I have long considered myself an agnostic. But when the Lamb of God descends upon us to spread the Gospel of George Benson albums, well, that dim part of my being I call my "soul" suddenly alights into a glorious blaze.

More Evidence: You'd think there'd be more Black Israelite video floating around on the Internet.

Here, those annoying guys who yell in city parks that Jesus was black because the Bible says he has wooly hair ("What kind of hair did Jesus have?" -- "WOOLY HAIR!!!") explain that Jesus was black, and, we can deduce, Barak Obama is therefore Jesus.

PS: They also claim they're the "real Jews," and only refer to what we think of Jews as "the so-called Jews."

posted by Ace at 09:29 PM

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