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Headlines: 6/28/16
I was fired from my internship for writing a proposal for a more flexible dress code. via Gabe, said imbecile intern (and colleagues) submitted a PETITION to management, thinking it'd be received like these things are in school. Hilarity ensues.
Welcome to the real world, kids. Might want to leave that internship off the resume. [tmi3rd]
Hillary Clinton's response to the Benghazi Report. Tone deaf witch. [Mis. Hum.]
Orlando attack timeline of terror. 2:02AM Shots fired. 5:15AM Subject down. How can you defend "gun free zones"? [Mis. Hum.]
Never wear white military uniforms after Labor Day in Libya. Good Lord. [Mis. Hum.]
SCOTUS declines to hear religious liberty case. A country found on religious freedom appears to have swung 180 degrees. [Mis. Hum.]
MEPs boo Nigel Farage insults in European parliament “Virtually none of you have ever done a proper job in your lives.” [CBD]
Tim Tebow Resurrects Man from Dead. Well, maybe not. He did step up in a difficult situation, however. Sounds like everyone did. [Weirddave]
Headlines:6/27/16
Germany and France want to form an EU 'superstate', dissolve all national armies and economies. Now's a good time to revisit Tom Lehrer's "MLF Lullaby":
Once all the Germans were warlike and mean,
But that couldn't happen again.
We taught them a lesson in nineteen eighteen,
And they've hardly bothered us since then.
[Fritzworth]
Norwegians known for stinky fish are now known for something else. Check out the record world's biggest bonfire. No word if they roasted lutefisk. [Mis. Hum.]
"Decades in the future, historians will look back on this investigation as a case study in how not to conduct a credible investigation," the Democratic members wrote. "They will showcase the proliferation of Republican abuses as a chief example of what happens when politicians are allowed to use unlimited taxpayer dollars -- and the formidable power of Congress -- to attack their political foes."Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, pure as the wind driven snow in Benghazi attack. [Mis. Hum.]
David French, writing about today's SCOTUS ruling: Crazy Right-Wing Supreme Court Rejects Government Regulations "There you have it, ladies and gentlemen. The regulatory state should tremble in fear. There is now 'no reason to believe' that additional regulations would affect wrongdoers." [Y-not]
9 INSANE Things In The New Democratic Party Platform "Another joint proposal calling on the Department of Justice to investigate alleged corporate fraud on the part of fossil fuel companies who have reportedly misled shareholders and the public on the scientific reality of climate change was also adopted by unanimous consent." [Y-not]
Spain continues with caretaker government since December. In other news General Francisco Franco is still dead. [Mis. Hum.]
The Supreme Court has struck down Texas' abortion restriction in a 5-3 decision overturning the lower court's ruling. Follow today's decisions at SCOTUS Blog. Matt Walsh on Twitter: "The Left has only met two industries it doesn't want to regulate: Abortion and porn." Link to the decision here. [Y-not]
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