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Texas Gov. Greg Abbott narrowly dodged an assassination attempt Oct 2016 from a package bomb.
Abbott's bomb didn't go off because he opened the package the wrong way!
The bomber also sent a bomb to President Obama.

[ArthurK]
Happy Thanksgiving everyone. And as you sit down for dinner, here is how you talk to your pansy Marxist nephew. Enjoy! [Mis. Hum.]
Light Open Thread Blogging for the Next Few Days. I'll be putting up some open threads or some quick links Thanksgiving Day and Friday, but not a lot. The cobs might put some stuff up -- but then, they might take some well-earned time off too.
9th grade biology assignment.
The appropriate response is home schooling.
[ArthurK]
Probably 2,000 serial killers loose in the US.
Don't scoff at his research - he discovered the existance of a serial killer the local police didn't know about.
[ArthurK]
1970s teen heartthrob David Cassidy has passed away at 67. [Weirddave]
10 rivers (8 in Asia, 2 Africa) dump 95% of the world's plastic pollution into the oceans.
Tell me again why Americans can't have plastic bags at the supermarket.
[ArthurK]
Charlie Rose Says He Thought His Behavior Was Based on "Mutual" Feelings
Walking around with your Old Man Balls rolling on the floor is "mutual" in what sense, I'm wondering
Herschel Walker, a class act. Perhaps a replacement for Roger Goodell? Here's hoping Jerry Jones checks out the sidebar. [Mis. Hum.]
We continue to be a seriously non-serious society. Subtitle: Rex Tillerson needs to go. Transgender day of remembrance. I'd tell trannies to go fuck themselves, but I suspect that's not really an insult to them.[krak/t]
Press Secretary Sarah Sanders: "North Korea has just been placed on our list of state sponsors of terrorism. I would like to remind Kim Jong Un that as of November 8th 2016, the U.S. ended it's policy of sending the countries on that list pallets of cash." [CBD]
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