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October 05, 2011

Overnight Open Thread - Wednesday Edition [Ben]

Well, well, well. Look whose turn it is to provide your ONT entertainment tonight. That’s right, little ol’ me.

What's that? You want a theme? I don't need no stinking theme.

First, isn't Marco Rubio so cute when he lies?

Marco holding the rapier he used to slay Crist

I know there are some Arrested Development Fans here who will be happy to hear that AD is coming back for a ten episode season followed by a feature length movie.

The Best of Tobias Funke, the world’s first Analyst/Therapist:

GOB’s Suits:

If you've never seen the show and you're interested, it's free on Hulu.

Cracked: Five Famous Hidden Song Meanings that are Total B.S. I’m not so sure I believe Cracked’s claim that Puff the Magic Dragon isn’t about smoking Marijuana.

Michelle Obama visited Africa for six days back in June at a cost of $425,000+ to the tax payers. The First Lady brought along her daughters and listed them as Senior Staff. I feel as though we could have staged a coup in an African country for that kind of money.

Do Animals Know How to Smile? I’m glad science is finally answering the tough questions.

Danged Republicans, always trying to keep the black man down by disenfranchising their vote.… oh wait. Feel free to play the "Imagine If a Republican Said This" game.

The Stupid Cat Song. [Warning:NSFW on account of all the swearing] I think it was made by the same guy who made the Cleveland Tourism Video

Apparently after the Rally to Restore Sanity there was an escalator malfunction in the D.C. Metro Subway system. I'm not sure what happened but it appears to be moving at warp speed. Maybe this escalator got it's hands on the Allspark. It starts around the 30 second mark.

Amy Walker does 21 Accents. I'm impressed.

I was trying to think of a creative way to work this into the ONT, but I've drawn a blank.

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