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Disco Hangover Mystery Click
Have you already seen this one?
Chorus (with song title removed): Could you be the dream that I once knew? [title]
Is it you?
[title]
Could you be the dream that might come true?
Shining through
I keep remembering me
I keep remembering you

Alex Berenson: Compromised agent-of-Big-Pharma Dr. Scott Gottlieb is absolutely determined to block RFKJr. from becoming head of HHS

Early Seventies Prog Rock/Hard Rock Mystery Click
Yo-de-lei-hi-yo-de-lei-hi-bom-bomb
Unfortunately this band's vocalist gave rise to the pestilence we know as Jack Black.

Joe Biden has just pardoned Hunter Biden. [Buck]

Democrats and the left will never forgive Laken Riley for being murdered by an illegal alien from Venezuela. Ms. Riley’s killer is being portrayed by the media as the actual victim of the crime. This is an actual headline from a few days ago in the Atlanta Journal Constitution: “Jose Ibarra came to Athens for work. Now, he and brothers all in custody.” [Buck]

"She's a two face"
I think she's just a one-face who sometimes gets more flattering lighting, but you be the judge

Flashback: A clearly drunk Kamala insists that her supporters remain "joyful warriors" and not let anyone "take your joy from you." Once again, she is drunkenly IN-SIST-ENT in saying the same meaningless thing over and over again.

Compilations of election night liberal tears:
Soon-to-be-shuttered MSNBC.
ABC, with that dirty debate-rigger David Muir.
The ladyboys of The Bulwark, who quit early because their little hearts couldn't take it

Blackie Lawless of W.A.S.P. stops show to give a speech in defense of free speech, and in praise of Trump
In my Trump parody, one of his two assistants was Blackie Lawless. Now did I use my time machine to predict that Blackie Lawless would become a born-again Christian and conservative and Trump voter? I'll never tell!

Sefton and CBD ramble about Trump and his plan to smash the deep state, Israel hunkering down until Trump is in office, why the West is pushing war in Eastern Europe, How screwed NYC is, and more!

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

BREAKING: New poll finds high optimism for America when Donald Trump assumes office in 2025
How likely that the U.S. will head in a better direction in 2025?

Very/somewhat likely: 58% (+20)
Not very/not at all likely: 38%

The new majority.

Echelon Insights

Corrupt insurrectionist Bob Casey finally concedes after PA Supreme Court makes it clear he won't be permitted to steal the Senate seat

The perverts and psychotics at Bluesky were thrilled that Trump might have died, naturally

If you heard about ambulances leaving Mar-a-Lago, don't sweat it, they're just vehicles that are a standard part of JD Vance's motorcade

Heavy metal election meltdowns

Star Trek "Unification" short film seems to be hitting people in the feels
Thanks to Anna Puma. Personally, I don't really get it. It's just a lot of fan service and images created by AI deepfaking Shatner and Nimoy. But people seem to like it.

Funny if frustrating account of Malcolm Nance, the translator whose claimed backstory as a CIA agent and special forces sniper rivals the claims of Sensei Steve Seagal

"The Tears of CBS:" Norah O'Donnell and other CBS communist propaganda ministers have the sads on election night
Incredibly, during the night, and probably for the first time ever, Norah O'Donnell admits, starting around 4:00, that maybe Biden shouldn't have cancelled all of the Trump executive orders "that really locked down the border." Seriously -- has anyone on CBS ever even allowed that possibility, except after it was clear Trump had won?

CONCERNING: Ana Kasparian afflicted by some kind of seizure as she repeats the left's attacks on her that she's "just a secret right-winger"

ShellBanger
@Bangershell11

ARGENTINA SOARS: JP Morgan Revises Forecast, Predicting 8.5% Annual GDP Growth

Afuera!

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Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You

You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta

Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me

Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

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Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree

Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility

The Dowd-O-Matic!

The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)