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August 26, 2011

Overnight Open Thread - Friday [Ben]

Well it looks like CDR-M is caught up in this whole "Hurricane Irene" business or as the Krug-Man calls it, "Organic Jobs Creator."

Just a reminder to the East Coast Elite Morons that there is a storm is a'headin your way.

Details on the storm's path can be found here. If you are potentially in the path, then you should probably check this every hour or so. As TMI3rd pointed out this morning, these things can easily change direction.

Now for something unrelated to Hurricane Irene.

Let's see what I've got here...[rummaging through internet]....ahh here we go.

Let's start off with this.

Did you love playing the original Nintendo Entertainment System when you were a kid or in Vic's case, when you were in your early 70s?

Yeah, me too.

Do you wish you could play those games again but don't want to go to all that trouble of buying them on E-Bay?

Well then this place is for you. It's called Nintendo 8.

It has an extensive collection of games. Maybe if you're lucky you can play the this hard to find NES title:

An American College has now put a category for sexual oreintation on it's admission application form. I guess this can be viewed in one of two ways. Either it's another signpost on the highway of American decline, or it's finally a way for poor white males to offset the disadvantage to being white on a college application. You might as well check "homosexual" on the application. It's not as though they can disprove it.

Anyway, it sure beats having to do this:

Have you ever wondered what your lungs look like in action? Well check this out.

The doctors who created this machine are experimenting with ways to extend the amount of time lungs can remain viable for transplant.

Are you sick and tired of getting junk mail? Want to get revenge? Try this:

Time for break dance kitteh.

Other hilarious GIFs at Animals Being Dicks

ESPN, which I'm told is a media conglomerate that covers sports, put out a provocative article titled, "What If Michael Vick Were White?" Besides the obvious, winning Superbowls or being a third string scrambling QB who can't throw cough Tim Tebow cough, the article is the same race based crap the media peddles daily. However, this article is noteworthy because it has a poorly thought out photoshop above the fold.

Hmm, sickening yet tasteful

Thank god for the internet, photoshop and people with a sense of humor. My personal favorite:

Hmm, sickening yet tasty

Europe Needs a Revolution.

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