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August 23, 2011

Oh My: Obama Took Conference Call About DC Earthquake... While Remaining Resolutely On Golf Course

As Dave in Texas wonders, "Couldn't he have at least gone to the club house to get a briefing?"

And yes, it turns out Obama was in fact on the golf course when the earthquake struck.

But don't read too much into that, as the President is on the golf course an average of 9.4 hours per day, so the odds of him being on the golf course for any particular event are about 36%.

This SCOAMF doesn't know shit about jack, but when it comes to me-time, I admit, the guy is a past-master.


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