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CRTV Merges With The Blaze to Form BlazeMedia; Michelle Malkin Says "ByeeeEEEEE!"
Not sure why she left. Maybe she doesn't dig Glenn Beck. But I have no idea.
C'est insupportable! Macron Approval Rating Down to... 18%
Monsieur Jupiter, qu'est-ce que se passe?!
Super-Principled Not-Binary Ben Shapiro Shows Up for the WH Hannukah Party (The Earlier, Less Exclusive One, Thankfully)
Maybe his investors got him an invite
His staff is working on some #SickMemes to document this momentous event
Let David French Put His Manliness Into You
David French, lecturing (as usual), this time about a subject he's examined from a distance, masculinity. He's got a voice like an angel, though.
Good Point: If Government Helps to Reduce Income Inequality, Why Is It That So Many of the Richest Counties in America Just Happen to be Adjacent to Washington DC?
DC never cared about the recessession, because there never was a recession in DC. It was Boom Times the whole way. Obama took care of his core constituency, the government itself.
Alas, the DC boom is unabated. Now DC suburbs are giving Amazon tax breaks to put shipping centers in already overcrowded, overpaid areas. The important thing about that, from Amazon's point of view, is that it gives it influence over DC politicos.
To Celebrate the Yuge Number of Posts I've Got in Draft (I Have an Appointment Tomorrow, So I Need to Have Some posts Pre-Written to Cover That Time), Here's the Misfits doing "Hybrid Moments"
All my posts are lined up like psychopathic Section-8 SEALs ready to eat my enemies' guts at my command... It's beautiful. I guess I'm done for the day but I guess I can put up some more posts for tomorrow.
Seth Mandel, Editor of the Cuck Washington Examiner's Rebooted Magazine Cuck Weekly, Wants to Let His Leftwing Media Friends Know He'll Really be Totally Cucked-Out and Tucked-Under in His New Job
Apparently Phil Anschutz craves cuckery-- he just wasn't satisfied with the quality of the cuckery he was getting from Bill Kristol and Steve Hayes. I'm not sure why he thinks Gay Tintin and his sidekick Jay Caruso, who is an idiot who can barely write English, are going to deliver any better results.
Have you tried not being a cuck? Maybe you could swing that way, if you tried.
Feminist Harpy Who Demanded that No Men Offer Their Hot Takes on Captain Marvel Now, Get This, Complaining About Men Who Responded to Her
The YouTuber here has SJW hair but don't let that mislead you. She's on the Right Side of History.
Here's the actual stupid whiny bitchy article from (get this) The Mary Sue
Oh man, these feminist scolds never stop bossing people around. Their new demand? That you stop comparing Wonder Woman and Captain Marvel. I mean, men compare super-heroes all the time but the Feminist Fun Gestapo now says you're not allowed to do that because 1, it pits women against each other (and you know women never compete with each other) and 2, because Wonder Woman is a real superhero and Captain Marvel is a Fee Comics Giveaway joke and comparing the two will result in people realizing "This movie is gonna suck, why should I pay money for something that sucks?"
Uh-Oh: Now We've Got Some Racist Cracker Calling Captain Marvel "Marvel's Mary Sue"
He's got a point. Basically Marvel is taking this character that no one likes, and no one has seen before (or read a comic about), and saying, "This is your new Rey. She's the best at everything and the new leader of the Avengers. She can kill Thor with a wink. The Hulk's now a homo. Iron Man is now a cuck who's into Diaper Play and Pampers Games. She's your new favorite hero, Because Feminism."
Everyone loves Rey, right?
CANDID VIDEO: Steve Hayes Calls an All-Hands Editorial Meeting of TWS, But Is Interrupted by Market Forces
Related: John Nolte: What was the Weekly Standard offering the market that was different from a dozen other liberal venues? "Why pay for the Weekly Standard to call conservatives racist, when CNN is willing to call conservatives racist for free?"
He hits a good point: The effete Donor-Sucking Socialist class of subsidized bohemian typists likes to deride "clickservatism," better known as "conservative venues with an actual audience." But outfits like The Weekly Standard set themselves up to be immune to actual market inputs -- actual audience demands and wants. How does setting up an alleged champion of capitalism as a socialist, subsidized immune-to-any-kind-of-market-discipline Billionaire's Whimsy make any kind of sense?
If you guys read the comments instead of proudly insulating yourselves from critical reaction from the actual audience, as Breitbart always taught people to do, maybe you would have realized years ago you had deserted your audience (and, years later, they deserted you in return). Maybe you'd still be in business.
Update: Angel Advertiser might be willing to pay Weekly Standard to keep publishing?
YouTube Reactors Keep Trying to Say Nice Things About Captain Marvel But Keep on Dropping the Ball: "I think [Brie Larson's] supporting cast is going to have to carry [the movie]"
Nothing makes me happier than watching YouTubers you'd expect to shill try to shill but fail at shilling.
I remember becoming confident that Solo would bomb when Emergency Awesome, who's an okay YouTuber but whose persona is the chipper, upbeat nerd who loves literally EVERY Nerd IP in the world, could only say of Solo that it was "okay"
BIG: John Ekdahl, the most famous Male Feminist Thinker and Influencer on the Internet, says that the campaign to have women-only screenings for Wonder Woman did not go far enough. To show real respect for women, John Ekdahl, the greatest Male Ally women have ever known, proposes that men stay away from all screenings of Captain Marvel for two weeks to make sure the many, many female comic book movie fans who will be attending this film can do so in a Safe Space completely free of Toxic Masculinity.
Spread the word -- Support Women by Staying Away from Captain Marvel!!!!
#YesAllWomen #YasKweenSlay #OCaptainMyCaptain
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