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-Butter Bourbon Pudding
Bluebell
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Sarah Palin suing NYT over that Giffords Targeting lie.
Sue, baby, sue!
And She Hired HULK HOGAN'S LAWYERS! (who killed Gawker)

[ArthurK]
Headlines: 6/24/2017
These Are the ‘Official Fake Nipples of the Resistance’ Don't ask me to explain this; I have no idea.
H/T Bannion [CBD]
Headlines: 06/23/2017
Dems give politically connected judge six-figure gig she’s too obese to do
Read the article. it's worse than it seems. And blame "ChristyBlinky," not me. [CBD]
Headlines: 6/22/2017
Vicious White Supremicist White-splains... "It is in your hands to stop all the killing and all the shooting wherever you might be. Because you cannot say, ‘Black lives matter,’ and then kill yourselves." [CBD]
The Press, Filled With Ignorance and Superstition, Always Believes It's the Smartest Person in the Room
When Dunning-Kruger meets Malignant Narcissism with Delusions of Grandeur
Legal pot and car crashes: Yes, there's a link "Legalized recreational marijuana use in Colorado, Oregon and Washington correlates to about a 3 percent increase in auto collision claim frequencies compared to states without such legislation, according to a new Highway Loss Data Institute (HLDI) study." I'm shocked...SHOCKED! [CBD]
Headlines: 6/21/2017
As Many as 5.7 Million Non-Citizens Voted in 2008 Election
"If an illegal alien already has a fake driver's license and registers to vote, there is no way anyone can stop him from casting a ballot."
[ArthurK]
French Writer Michel Houllenbecq on whether he was surprised by Trump's victory: "In France we thought everybody liked Obama, but maybe the media were lying. Maybe they didn't." Yes, Michel, they were lying. Taken from Vice.
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