The Morning Report 6/21/17

Good morning, kids. Well, summer is officially here, and there's no better way to celebrate than to laugh at and mercilessly mock anyone who claimed that that twerp namby-pamby pajama-boy was going to win yesterday's special election. $23 million dollars flushed straight down the shitter. Maybe they should've spent the money on inner-city youth programs, or food stamps, or housing or any of their other pet projects that the gaggle of Ossoffs in Congress institute that takes our money to theoretically do the same. That is a rhetorical statement.

In any case, in the grand scheme of things, it's just one House seat and makes little difference. From a messaging and psychological standpoint, it is a YUUGE win for us and even YUUGER-ER loss for them. They won't spin it that way, of course. And now, if McYertle can just stand firm, tell Chuck Schemer to vayr ge hargit and ram home the O'care Repeal/Replace bill, 2018 and even 2020 are ours to lose (unforeseen circumstances notwithstanding). Even the witch hunt seems to be losing steam, please G-d.

No matter what, enjoy your Irish coffee this morning stirred with some schadenboner. AND . . . Here's a little extra something that is Nelson-Muntz-laugh worthy. Can you guess what party she's from? Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

• Despite Early Night in Tblisi, Handel Easily Handles the Great White Dope in GA-6
  
• GOP Wins Special in SC-5, Keeps Mick Mulvaney's Seat
  
• PDT Congratulates Karen Handel for Big Win, Claims MAGA Mandate Stronger Than Ever
  
• Trump Effect: Chi-Coms End 14-Year Ban on American Beef Imports
  
• Report Claims Seth Rich Was Not Victim of Botched Robbery But Murdered, Killer Still at Large
  
• FBI to Release Report Today on Last Week's Democrat Terrorist Attack by Sanders Supporter, AND . . .
  
• . . . 1 In 4 Democrats See GOP as Existential Threat to "Way of Life". . .
  
• . . . Rush: Democrats Constitute the Largest Hate Group in the Nation
  
• US/Russia Brinkmanship in Syria as PDT Adopts More Robust Position
  
• PDT Set to Give Employers the Advantage at NLRB, View to Reverse Business-Killing Obama-era Regulations
  
• CNBC Survey: Ban on Muslim/African Immigration Actually Gaining Support in US
  
• Teh Ted Gives Powerful Defense of First Amendment at College Free Speech Hearings
  
• Evergreen State Young Brownshirts Support Free Speech. . . Only When They Do the Speaking
  
• Conrad Black: Great Again
  
• Anatomy of a Witch Hunt
  
• Otto Warmbier Family Objects to Autopsy, And . . .
  
• . . . A Reminder: Three Americans Still Being Held by Whoa, Fat! NorKs
  
• MOH Worthy: Most Senior of Sailors Killed in Destroyer Collision Disregarded His Own Life While Rescuing Shipmates

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