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December 29, 2025

Overnight Open Thread [12/29/2025]

Wow. Mount Kilimanjaro is the tallest mountain on the African continent, and the tallest free-standing (whatever that means) mountain in the world.

But the damned giraffe makes the photo!

It's also linked to an excellent short story by Ernest Hemingway called The Snows of Kilimanjaro, which is a bit pompous, but still a good read. Well, Hemingway is a bit pompous. And an asshole. But his early stuff is magnificent, and he is absolutely in the top five greatest American short story writers.

And yes, I will fight you.

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30 years ago I was a pro-immigration, pro-interventionist, pro-surveillance-state idiot.

It took a long while, but I finally figured out what the founding fathers were getting at. Let's mind our own business. let people do what they would like as long as it doesn't hurt anyone else, stay out of their business, support our friends and kill our enemies.

Pretty simple when you think about it.

If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom - go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen!

-- Samuel Adams

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Delta Dawn, by Tanya Tucker. Yeah...good American music.
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