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June 01, 2017

Gunmen Attack Innocent Civilians in Cowardly Attack on Manilla Hotel
Update: Manilla Cheif (Thanks, CNN) of Police Now Says It's Just a Robbery?

As you all know and believe, because you trust the Elites of the Media and Academy and Government, who are doing a swell job of running things perfectly, this terrorist attack is merely a distraction to make you forget about the real terrorism, the terrorism of Trump's collusion with Carbon Dioxide.

"Dozens" are thought injured, but as of this article's printing, there are no reported casualties. Alas, I do not expect that to last.



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