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Garth Merenghi -- author, dream-weaver, visionary, plus actor -- reads from his newest tome of terror, Incarcerat
He's on a book tour but apparently will not come to the US. Boo. I don't mean like a ghost, I mean Booooo. Booooo.

The Story of "Christmas Wrapping." The song he incorrectly thought was suddenly a hit was "I Know What Boys Like." Despite that being kind of iconic, it never went anywhere sales-wise. It was the "toss-off" nothing of a song "Christmas Wrapping" that became their big (surprise) hit.

Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: One-Hit Wonders Edition
Kissing like a bandit, stealing time Underneath a sycamore tree/Cupid by the hour sends valentines/To my sweet lover and me.
I was never sure if this song was okay, or just a goofy piece of crap.

Hat Quest Update: While Amazon auto-completes the search "fedora with safari flaps" (try it!), no haberdasher is smart enough to actually make a fedora with safari flaps, despite the obvious interest in such stylish, attention-getting headwear.
Let's hope some enterprising, uh, enterprise meets the market's demand.

The bobsled chase in For Your Eyes Only
Real stunts, what an innovation!
Longer clip here, from the beginning of the chase

Pity Justin Trudeau, whose failed premiership is coming to a crashing end [CBD]

I'm thinking about buying this rad hat. Do you think I can pull it off?

Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: Vienna Ice Edition
Sie war jung, das Herz so rein und weiss
Und jede Nacht hat ihren Preis
Sie sagt, "Sugar sweet, ya got me rapping to the heat!"
Ich verstehe, sie ist heiss
Sie sagt, "Babe, you know, I miss my funky friends."
Sie meint Jack und Joe und Jill

Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: They'll Never Stop Trying to Make Ska a Thing Edition
Father wears his Sunday best/Mother's tired, she needs a rest, the kids are playing up downstairs/Sister's sighing in her sleep/Brother's got a date to keep, he can't hang around

Video of the car that slammed into the toll booths literally flying through the air. It's in the background, at the top of the frame.
Thanks to andycanuck.

You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin': Darryl Hall seeks restraining order against John Oates in acrimonious legal fight
I think the restraining order is business-oriented, not like John Oates is stalking him or something.

They're selling lion chops at Safeway! [CBD]

Text message scams warning of "suspicious activity on your account" or delivery delays on the rise
A good rule of thumb is to contact banks, Amazon, etc. directly, looking up their contact information yourself, rather than following the link or phone number in a text.

I'll be taking Thanksgiving and Friday off. I've got a lot of open threads to post, so at least there'll be some pretty pictures and videos. And if there's something big that happens, I might throw up a quick link-and-quote. But otherwise, I'll just be posting open threads and mini-Cafes. -- Ace

Here's a documentary called The Fall Of Minneapolis.
[Hat Tip: Minnfidel] [CBD]

A Guide To Surviving Your Miserable Leftist Guests At Thanksgiving Dinner Or maybe just don't invite them... [CBD]

Michigan Township Declares Itself a 'Second Amendment Sanctuary,' Promptly Forms Militia [CBD]

Israel's soldiers vow 'never again' "My grandparents were Holocaust survivors, my father fought in the Yom Kippur War. Never again is now -- and now, it's my turn." [CBD]

Republicans Sweep 3 Major State Offices in Louisiana Elections [CBD]

CBD and J.J discuss: Censoring TikTok and the question of the 1st Amendment, the educational rot that makes TikTok even more effective, Starbucks' and Anheuser Busch's corporate malfeasance as a measure of our societal decline, Buck Throckmorton's great rant against NOAA lying about the climate, NYC, a judge upholding the Second Amendment rights of a convicted felon, and more!

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Principle In Delaware (Not A Rehashing Of The Primary, I Promise) ADDED: Harry Reid Calls Coons "My Pet" Appearance on The Needle What? Gene Taylor, Democrat, Signs Discharge Petition to Force Vote on Repealing ObamaCare McCain: Why Yes, I Am Open-Minded About the DREAM Act Ayotte Wins In New Hampshire Some Positive Stuff About A Purge Why I'm Down On Out-of-Nowhere Candidates Cornyn Pledges Support for O'Donnell, Sends Cash Top Headline Comments 9-15-10 Out of Work? No Prospects? No Problem! Become a Trapped Chilean Miner and Watch the Job Offers Roll In. Five Reasons O'Donnell Could Win Overnight Open Thread AoSHQ Completely-Made-Up Decision Desk: O'Donnell Wins Ayotte Down Big in Manchester, NH Now There's a GIF For Charles Johnson, Too Pre-Results FlameWar! 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UPDATE: Confirmed Via Hannity's Twitter Account Phil Davison Really Wants To Be Nominated To Run For Country Treasurer Your Chris Christie Moment Of AWESOME Victor Davis Hanson: Obama Has Never Been Accountable For a Single Thing All His Blessed Life Guy Who Says En Feugo!: En Feugo! Has Life Imitated The Onion Yet Again? AP: We Will Not Distribute Photos of Burning Korans Ace: This New Poll Makes Me Want To Devour Marco Rubio's Life Essence So That I Can Transform Into Him Marco Rubio: Please Stop Being Creepy Ace: Then Please Stop Sending Me Psychic Phone Calls Through My Grandmother's Skull Carville's Liberal Polling Outfit: Democrats Lead Republicans 47 - 40 Hellllloooooo West Virgina Ground Zero Victory Mosque Imam: Gee, I Didn't Know People Would Be So Upset Top Headline Comments 9-9-10 Bending the Health Care Cost Curve, Obama Style Moron NFL Picks - Reminder Overnight Open Thread Latest Blumenthal Ad: Tone Deaf Castro Said WHAT? Odds And Ends...Palin Opposes Koran Burning And Phil Hare May Be Cooked Is Murkowski Going The Write-In Route? Haley Barbour to Dan Maes: Drop Dead Obama In Ohio: Hello Illinois! Playin' Hooky/Open Blog Are You Ready For The Chris Christie Fall Tour? Alaska Libertarians Not That Interested In Murkowski Burning Korans...A Stupid Idea That Reveals A Lot Of People Are Stupid Top Headline Comments 9-8-10 Not So Fast, Slub - I Think Ezra Klein's on Our Side! Chrissy Matthews: It Wasn't a Tingle, It Was a Thrill Overnight Open Thread Palestinian Authority member busted in sting trying to buy "stolen" weapons in Miami Hoh Boy: Murkowski Meets With Libertarian Candidate Obama's Former OMB Director: Yeah, We Should Keep All The "Bush Tax Cuts" For Awhile. Then We're Going To Have To Raise Taxes On The Middle Class A Call for Consistency OMG: Spitzer and Parker Are Like a Modern Day Gable and Lombard! Mayor/King For Life Richard Daley Not Seeking Reelection Computer Simulations Predict 51 Seat GOP Gain Headline: "Butts Arrested In Boob Murder Case" Is Mike Castle Slightly Less Horrible Than We Think? Concord GOTV Project Launches IAEA: Iran's Nuclear Program Moving Along Quite Nicely, Thank You Independents Abandoning Obama Top Headline Comments 9-7-10 Overnight Open Thread Gen. Petraeus: Church's Planned Koran-burning Endangers the Troops There's a Contested House Race Near You [someone] Charlie Cook: Yes, The Senate Is In Play Open Blog? Committed Twitterer Live-Tweets His Own Heart Attack Obama: Hey, I've Got An Exciting New Idea To Fix The Economy: More Public Works Spending! CNN: GOP Has 7 Point Lead; Voters Who Dislike Both Parties Breaking Towards GOP; Independents Swing Wildly Towards GOP Overnight Open Thread White House Set To Deploy October Surprise: Michelle Obama Jimmy Breslin: Damn These Rightwingers Again For Stirring Up Rightwing Assassins, Like the Rightwing Palestinian Extremist Sirhan Sirhan and the Rightwing Marxist/Castro Extremist/Soviet Defector Lee Harvey Oswald Triage: Desperate Democrats Begin Writing Off Most Vulnerable Members How Come The WV Race Isn't Getting More Attention? Sunday Book Thread Fox: 78% favor term limits on congress Overnight Open Thread Nolte: "Machete" Racist, Anti-American Suckpile Smartest Administration Evah Can't Get Oval Office Rug Quote Attribution Right Angry White Man: We Have Squandered $13 Trillion With Nothing To Show For It and Must Slash the Budget!!! College Football Thread Eddie Bernice Johnson: I Made a Mistake Friday Night TV Thread Overnight Open Thread Sean Trende: 50 Pickups Pretty Much Now Represents the Floor for Election Gains Cee Lo's Song -- Obama Parody Realignment: Young Voters Maturing Early Under Obama, Abandoning Democrats OMG: "Temper Tantrum" Makes First Appearance In Media, Two Months Out From Election Friday Flame War! Trailer: "Hobo With A Shotgun" How The Stimulus Works On Paper But Nowhere Else Friday Afternoon Midterm Miscellany Unemployment Rate at 9.6% for August. A Yawner (mostly). Top Headline Comments 9-3-10 Sometimes it's best to simply remain where you are Official Cee Lo Video (You Know, That F Word I Don't Put In Headlines Anymore) Video: Gov. Christie Endorses Mike Castle Shock: Ground Zero Mosque Investor Donated to Terrorist Front "Holy Land Foundation" Overnight Open Thread Football Is Back Obama: Hey, You Know What Might Be a Good Idea To Boost The Economy? A Payroll Tax Holiday Hey-- Toss My Friend A Little Vote-Help, Again? Wisconsin Senate Race Wonderful: Republican Gubernatorial Candidate Scott Makes Racially-Charged Running Mate Pick In Obvious Racial Appeal to Voters Pat Caddell: "This Is Pat F'n' Caddell Talking At You, Numbnuts, And I'm Here To Tell You The MFM Is Sabotaging Obama" Oh Man... Oh My Dear Sweet Lord: Rightwing Tea Party "Anti-Immigrant" Extremist Turns Out To Have Been Convicted For... Human Smuggling of Illegal Immigrants New 'Contract With America' On The Way? This Ad Is Genuinely Funny McConnell: No Way I Get Displaced as Leader Next Year; I've Already Got the Votes Lined Up Israel-Palestinian Talks A Success Because....They Agreed To More Talks Oh, No: Coast Guard Responding To Another Possible Rig Explosion in Gulf More On Rightwing Survivalist Tea Party Extremist James J. Lee Romer Scuttles While the Job Market Burns Stay Classy, Christine O'Donnell Top Headline Comments 9-2-10 California Senate Debate: Fiorina vs. Boxer Overnight Open Thread Lt. General McInernery: A Determination On Obama's Birth Certificate Is Absolutely Essential For Determining AWOL Army Doc's Guilt Rasmussen: Nation's Partisan Split at... 1.2% "Insidersaurus:" Anti-Mikulski Ad for Eric Wargotz SUSPECT SHOT &... DEAD? ThinkProgress Headline: Purported Eco-Terrorist Angered Over ‘Immigration Pollution And Anchor Baby Filth’ From the AoSHQ Forecast Desk... (tmi3rd) Shots, "Explosive Device" Clears Discovery Channel HQ Near DC Radical Environmentalist Demanding Discovery Channel Stop Promoting Births of "Human Parasites" (aka "Human Beings") Beyond Parody: CBS: A "PASSIONATE CAUSE" Blasphemous Rumors: Palin Claimed to Announce Bid for Presidency on 9/11 (By Lefties) Moronic Picture of the Day Rape Case Reinstated Against Wikileaks Troll Julian Assange Brilliant Viral Marketing For Upcoming Movie Chris Matthews: Boy Howdy, I Can't Tell You How Wonderful It Is to See A Black Man With a Wife and a Steady Paycheck! Top Headline Comments 9-1-10 Obama's Speech: Now Is The Time We Must Honor Our Returning Troops By Transforming The Country Into Something They Wouldn't Recognize And Don't Want	Now Available! The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines Garth Merenghi -- author, dream-weaver, visionary, plus actor -- reads from his newest tome of terror, Incarcerat He's on a book tour but apparently will not come to the US. Boo. I don't mean like a ghost, I mean Booooo. Booooo. The Story of "Christmas Wrapping." The song he incorrectly thought was suddenly a hit was "I Know What Boys Like." Despite that being kind of iconic, it never went anywhere sales-wise. It was the "toss-off" nothing of a song "Christmas Wrapping" that became their big (surprise) hit. Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: One-Hit Wonders Edition Kissing like a bandit, stealing time Underneath a sycamore tree/Cupid by the hour sends valentines/To my sweet lover and me. I was never sure if this song was okay, or just a goofy piece of crap. Hat Quest Update: While Amazon auto-completes the search "fedora with safari flaps" (try it!), no haberdasher is smart enough to actually make a fedora with safari flaps, despite the obvious interest in such stylish, attention-getting headwear. Let's hope some enterprising, uh, enterprise meets the market's demand. The bobsled chase in For Your Eyes Only Real stunts, what an innovation! Longer clip here, from the beginning of the chase Pity Justin Trudeau, whose failed premiership is coming to a crashing end [CBD] I'm thinking about buying this rad hat. Do you think I can pull it off? Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: Vienna Ice Edition Sie war jung, das Herz so rein und weiss Und jede Nacht hat ihren Preis Sie sagt, "Sugar sweet, ya got me rapping to the heat!" Ich verstehe, sie ist heiss Sie sagt, "Babe, you know, I miss my funky friends." Sie meint Jack und Joe und Jill Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: They'll Never Stop Trying to Make Ska a Thing Edition Father wears his Sunday best/Mother's tired, she needs a rest, the kids are playing up downstairs/Sister's sighing in her sleep/Brother's got a date to keep, he can't hang around Video of the car that slammed into the toll booths literally flying through the air. It's in the background, at the top of the frame. Thanks to andycanuck. You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin': Darryl Hall seeks restraining order against John Oates in acrimonious legal fight I think the restraining order is business-oriented, not like John Oates is stalking him or something. They're selling lion chops at Safeway! [CBD] Text message scams warning of "suspicious activity on your account" or delivery delays on the rise A good rule of thumb is to contact banks, Amazon, etc. directly, looking up their contact information yourself, rather than following the link or phone number in a text. I'll be taking Thanksgiving and Friday off. I've got a lot of open threads to post, so at least there'll be some pretty pictures and videos. And if there's something big that happens, I might throw up a quick link-and-quote. But otherwise, I'll just be posting open threads and mini-Cafes. -- Ace Here's a documentary called The Fall Of Minneapolis. [Hat Tip: Minnfidel] [CBD] A Guide To Surviving Your Miserable Leftist Guests At Thanksgiving Dinner Or maybe just don't invite them... [CBD] Michigan Township Declares Itself a 'Second Amendment Sanctuary,' Promptly Forms Militia [CBD] Israel's soldiers vow 'never again' "My grandparents were Holocaust survivors, my father fought in the Yom Kippur War. Never again is now -- and now, it's my turn." 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