CoffeeParty About As Much As Hip, Happenin' Party As You Expected

Stuff you'd hear about if these were Republicans:

1) The white rapper is awful. His tough rhymes have the "gritty authenticity of Boulder, CO, suburbs' ice rinks and Lazer-Tag parks."

2) The white blue-hairs in the audience have trouble finding a beat to clap to, which isn't entirely their fault. Eventually they all seem to agree on a simplistic 1/2 time clap, which isn't really right at all, but at least they're all on the same page in being wrong. It's kind of embarrassing early on when you have eleven or twelve distinct attempts at a time-signature being clapped.

Something else:

1) Gee, for a "moderate" answer to the Tea Party, they seem to be using the chants of the Old Left, and the rapper sure seems big on leftwing agitprop!

Anyway, this is the big fat CoffeeParty that was so huge that CNN had to do sixteen bazillion lead stories on it. At Hot Air, the story of the national convention that no one heard about.

But below, MC TrustFund and DJ PhillipsExeter.

posted by Ace at 08:46 PM

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