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September 27, 2010
Old and Busted: I Sure Would Like to Tap Lindsey Lohan and Tell All My Friends About It!
New Hotness: I'm 90% Sure I'm Going To Have The Chance, But I'm Not Going To Tell Anyone
Yeah.
Well, Lindsey, I've got some bad news and some worse news.
The bad news is you can't really trade on your pedo-friendly looks for very long, even in Hollywood, and expect to get by on just that. Looks fade, and one day you're going to look like a woman instead of a sex-child.
The worse news is I've been trying to get in touch with you about this for three years.