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September 21, 2010

Overnight Open Thread

Good evening all M&Ms.
Also don't forget about the job bank at the AoSHQ yahoo group.

When Vajayjay's Attack

According to the elder scrolls there 51 distinct attacks possible with the human vajayjay. Most men have seen maybe one or two of these and lived to tell about it. Well here is #40 - Vagina Bubbles From Hell - one of the most advanced and deadly of the forms. It has a whopping 2d6+5 damage making it nearly always fatal, but it can only be employed on nearly immobilized targets. So it's best used as a followup to the Duct Tape of Binding or the Basilisk Glare of Exposed Boobage.

This footage is from a 1990s Japanese movie series, The Female Ninja Magic Chronicles, which apparently has quite a few unexpected female ninja uh, techniques. You can read a review here.

Warning: Do not attempt this at home.

Warning 2: If you are offended by decadence, hit Page Down now before it's too late!

And yes there is a Vajayjay Magic #1 video which demonstrates #35 - the Vajayjay Encystment of Doom.

Poll: Europeans Still Love Obama
Particularly his foreign policy. And I'm guessing they're going to be seeing a lot more of him after 2012 when he starts running for Secretary-General of the UN. Actually he's probably perfect for Europe since he's all pleasant talk and no action.


Bob Barker Collapses at Gun Range
Don't worry - he's okay now but I thought it was pretty awesome that he's out shooting at age 86. Oh and spay and neuter your pets or else face some Barker wrath.


Can You Spot The House In This Picture?
This particular house is in Joshua Tree, CA and unlike a lot of architectural concept houses has actually been built and lived in. Be sure and watch the video.


Your Worst Nightmare: 160 Snakes Escape From Illegal Breeding Lab
Oh and did I mention they're all cobras and that they're now attacking people from toilets? Oh yeah. So lots of excitement going on in Chongqing, China.


Taste-Testing The Fuddruckers Elk Burger
Apparently Fuddruckers is now starting to offer exotic meats such as ostrich, buffalo, and wild boar. And here a reporter tried out the elk burger and was distinctly disappointed:

When the burger came out, it was bleeding rare, not medium rare—tasting slimy and metallic, like a wastewater oyster. The Swiss cheese and mushrooms helped disguise the taste, but the closer I came to the center of the burger, the closer it came to complete inedibility. I left it half-finished on my plate, not willing to risk potential food poisoning for the sake of journalism.
I'm hoping they work out the kinks in time for the wild boar burger.

More Than You Ever Wanted To Know About Packing Materials
There really is a science to it. And did you know that polystyrene was invented in the 1830s or that bubble wrap could save your life? Well there's a lot that people don't know.


Is Bargain Shopping As Good As Sex?
For women researchers say yes:

The research, which monitored eye movements and emotional responses in the body to consumer products, found that getting a coupon or free gift with a loaf of bread excited shoppers as much as pornography.
Bread - really? Hmm I guess I'll have to re-write my series of women's soft-porn manuscripts and add in some torrid shopping.

The Yahoo AoSHQ group. You know the way.

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