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Rubio 43, Crist 29, Meek 23.

As Allah and other have noted, we sort of need Meek to remain competitive, and not terribly far behind in Crist, to prevent the large-scale strategic defection of Democrats from Meek to Crist. So far we've got that.

At Hot Air, by the way, there's a parody of Crist's "Americans" ad, but I'm sure you've seen it. Still: Perfect.

Remember sad clown Phil Hare? You might remember his previous work of declaring he doesn't care what the Constitution says, re: the permissibility of insurance mandates.

He's behind, 41-38. He's in Illinois' 17th district. His opponent, Bobby Schilling, has offered his own contract with the voters of IL 17:

Below is the outline of the contract with Illinois:

1. Bobby will not accept the 5-year congressional pension.

2. Bobby will not accept any congressional pay increases whatsoever. Any pay raises will be returned to a charity inside of the 17th district.

3. Bobby will not sign on to the congressional health care option.

4. Bobby will term limit himself to 8 years maximum in the House of Representatives.

5. Bobby will provide constituent services that are “second to none.”

6. Bobby will not vote in support of any bill that he has not read.

posted by Ace at 12:55 PM

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