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Overnight Open ThreadGood evening all M&Ms. Let the airing of grievances begin. Army Soldiers Rebuild A Jeep In Under 4 Minutes In this case Canadian army soldiers from the 3 Area Support Group (3ASG) Technical Services Division stationed at CFB Gagetown. Here they rebuild a Willys MB US Army Jeep during a local parade in Halifax. They're fast but not particularly hurried so I'm guessing they could easily shave 30 seconds off their time if they really tried. And just further proof of how simple yet robust the Willys Jeep was. New Canadian Army motto: Never leave a bolt behind. Did Sen. Mike Castle Vote To Impeach Bush? Castle did vote in 2008 to send Dennis Kucinich's impeachment bill to the judiciary committee along with Republicans Peter King, Kevin Brady, Ralph Hall, and others. As they stated at the time this was just a way to send the bill to committee limbo where it would quietly die. There you have it. Mike Castle never voted to impeach President Bush; no such vote ever occurred on the floor of the House. He did vote to commit goofball Congressman Dennis Kucinich's impeachment resolution to the Judiciary Committee, where it died, as intended, a slow death. And Castle's office said that it opposed impeachment because "they believed there weren't any crimes committed by the Bush administration."Okay I get that some conservatives really, really, really hate Castle but if he's such a horrible RINO why do they feel compelled to make up shit about him? The truth ought to be enough. The DE primary just can't end quickly enough. California To Teach Algebra to 8th Graders Using iPads Later when I was a math teacher myself, I was told that computers and the internet were going to change the way students learned math. Well guess what - they didn't and scores remained unchanged. So based on past performance I'm predicting that CA will spend $400+ per student to give them all ipads and that math scores won't change a bit. But at least they'll master Facebook and Pron skills a little sooner. ![]() Top 10 Terrifying Questions in Movies ![]() Skeletal Cupcakes! ![]() Also check out these kick-ass cookies. 10 Funny Rejection Letters ![]() 10 Of the Best Prank Videos Ever Are Children Today Really Going Through Puberty Earlier? ![]() And apparently the San Luis Obispo CA Sheriff's Department doesn't get that pedobear is an internet joke. The Yahoo AoSHQ group. You know the way. Tonight's post brought to you by Teen Beat 1.0: ![]() Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to maetenloch at gmail. Otherwise send tips to Ace. | Recent Comments
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