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As a complement to Ace's excellent preceeding post...
Ken Burns & Michael Moore Present: Fahrenheit 1861
The 'Verse's Tiniest Solar System (Minus the Sol)
Open Thread
Giant Freakin' Scorpions!
Top Ten Upcoming NYT Headlines On The Economy
Funny, Funny Stuff: The NYT Spins The Booming Economy As A Very Bad Thing
Flight 93 Memorial Replaced (?)
Jeneane Garofalo: Republicans Are "Angry"
Economy Powers To 4.3% GDP Growth, Despite Hurricanes
Expert Political Judgment
Sarah Silverman, Still Occasionally Funny
Letting A Smile Be Your Umbrella, And Other Ways To Get Yourself Dead
Please Don't Out Personal/Private Information About Anyone, Even Trolls
Al Qaeda Killed Kenny?
Woe Canada
Liberals Pledge: We'll "Connect The Dots" The Moment After An Attack Occurs
Refuting Objections To Coercive Interrogations
Andrew Sullivan, Nattering Ninny
Late Blogging; Repeat On The Show
Andrew Sullivan, Shrieking Hysteric
Another Lefty Busted Lying About Military Service
I Guess Ted Rall Wasn't Getting Enough Attention
Mobile Strip Club
Google-Whoring Mad Libs
First, Kill Some Of The Lawyers
Carlos Delgado Will Stand For God Bless America , Now That He's Gotten A Big Check From the Mets
CNN Operator: "X" Over Cheney's Face Just "Free Speech"
Poll: President's Authority and Influence Plunges To Historic Lows
18 Year Old Kidnaps Two Children For Use In A "Demonic Ritual"
Chilling of Dissent, Courtesy of John McCain
John Simpson - BBC Degenerate
Nasal Spray Will (Supposedly) Make Women Want Sex Within Minutes
Sarah Silverman Catches Heat For 9-11 Jokes
Good News From Iraq
Football Sucks
Cindy Sheehan's Book-Signin' Bonanza
Ramsey Clark to Join Saddam Defense Team
Kazakhstan Threatens to Sue Comedian
A Poll You'll Only Hear About Once: 70% of Americans Say War-Critics Undermine Troop Morale
Bruce Willis To Make Pro-War Iraq Movie, Based On Reportage of Blogger/Journalist Michael Yon
Andrea Mitchell: Dazed and Confused
Defending Al Gore
Update on American Soldiers Who Burned Dead Taliban
Mr. Miyagi Dead At 73
Truck vs. Penis
Caring Hollywood Celebrities, Stiffin' The Common Man on Tips
Dumpster Hippies
Giant Japanese Radish Survives Murder Attempt
Michael Jackson: Converting To Islam?
It's About Time: Ex-Canadian Defense Minister Talks Alien Invasion, and Alien Politics
Bear Bites Man
Romania Setting Things Aright
When Taxes are Unfair
Michael Jackson: Jews Are Leeches
Braggin' Bill Richardson
French Rap Makes You Torch Cars
On This Thanksgiving, Be Grateful For George Soros
Interesting Plame/Wilson Nugget At Generation Why?
X-Games: FoxNews Runs "Inadvertant Graphic" Over Ted Kennedy's Face
Scooter Vs. Trans Am
Happy White-Fascist Day Of Atonement Fasting!
Loony-Left JuCo Professor Resigns
More Good News On/From Iraq
US Military: 700 "Insurgents" Killed Since September
Energy Prices Fall, Again; Consumer Sentiment Rises, Again
Inventor of Stove Top Stuffing Dies
The Fear Gene; The Caring Hormone
Matthews Attempts To Explain "Not Evil-- Just Have A Different Perspective"
Open Thread
European Probe Into Torture Looking Into 31 CIA Flights, Using Satellite Imagery To Find "Black Prisons" In Romania and Poland
Well, That Kills My Plans For The Weekend
Scalia: Gore Dragged Us Into 2000 Election Mess
Atrios Just Updated! New Post! New Post!
Nancy Pelosi Rails At Wealthiest 1%, Then Votes Herself A Pay Raise Putting Her Into the Top 0.8%
Chris Matthews: I'm A Real Hard-Ass, Honestly
Real Open Thread/Pimp My Blog
Knock It Off, Moron. This Is Getting Annoying.
Puppies
Naked Testicle Spiderman
Some Other Blogger Out There Is Slagging Me
WSJ Article On Mohammad Atta In Prague
Open Thread
Busty Austrian Girl
Tom Daschle
Open Thread
Drudge
Open Thread
Githyanki
Balloons
Atrios-Style Blogging Begins
Has Anyone Ever Read Atrios' Blog?
New Deletion Policy
On The Show Today: Peter Schweizer, Author of Do As I Say (Not As I Do): Profiles in Liberal Hypocrisy
Leading Economic Indicators "Overflowing" Yet "Perky"
Best. Blog-Post. Ever.
Heather MacDonald on Torture and "Torture"
Man Has Sex With Mannequin
Sexism In The Blogosphere?
World's Ugliest Dog, RIP
2006 GDP Growth: Firm Yet Supple
CNN Launches Investigation Into Cheney "X"
Bush Argued For Bombing Al Jazeera HQ?
When Thin-Skinned Parents Attack!
Too Precious
Dana Milbank, Vicious Partisan Liar
Update On Matthews: He Meant What We Thought He Did, That Terrorists "Just Have A Different Perspective"... He's Said As Much Before
Your Moment of Zen, Pigs
OSM FAQ
Chris Matthews: Our Enemies Are "Not Evil-- They Just Have A Different Perspective" [Caveate REMOVED]
The Mongolian Candidate
Awww, No Fun: NYC Cracks Down Further On Underground Poker Clubs
"Dude, Don't Bogart the Semtex"
AP Plays Publicist For Cindy Sheehan
Zarqawi Alive; Hunt Goes On
Andrew Sullivan, Stuck on Squeamish
The Spy Who Came In From The Bigtop
Officials: 30 Percent Chance Zarqawi Is Dead
Woodward's Source: Richard Armitage?
White House: Reports of Zarqawi's Death "Highly Unlikely and Not Credible"
My Mother The Alien
US Investigating Bodies To Confirm Zarqawi Kill
The Stuff That Dreams Are Made Of
I wonder if this guy will get the same coverage as Cindy Sheehan does.
Starbucks in Kindergarten?
Open Thread
Unconfirmed Report: ZARQAWI KILLED IN MOSUL
Mammoth Asian Superhighway
Giant Freakin' Camels
Gun Season; Bow Season; Atlatl Season!
Harry Reid: I Didn't Read The Prewar Intelligence, But I'm Pretty Sure That If I Had, I Would Have Been Misled
Johnny Depp: You Know, Maybe America Isn't So Bad
Bush the Uniter: 403 to 3 Against Withdrawing Troops
Harry Reid's Secret Plan!
Life is Not Fair, Part MCLXXVI
UP OR DOWN AND ON THE RECORD: GOP WANTS DEMS TO VOTE ON IMMEDIATE WITHDRAWAL FROM IRAQ
It's a Bird... It's a Plane... It's the Start of the Superman Movie Hype!
Zarqawi Threatens To Assassinate King of Jordan, Blow Up More Hotels
Open Thread
$50 Billion Deficit-Reduction Package Passed By One Vote In House
Google Shows No Hits For MSM on French Diplomat Taking Saddam Cash
Hope Everyone Kept The Receipts For Their Fitzmas Presents
OSM Bitchfest!
Sarkozy Emerges As the Strong Man of the Sick Man of Europe
More On New Man-Portable Thermobaric Weapon
Ninth Circuit: No Right To Sue Over Schools' "Pretend To Be A Muslim For Three Weeks" Assignment
Canada's Labour May Be Toppled By Tories As Early As Next Week
Aaron's CC Announcing Clubs and Hearts Suits Soon
FEC Adopts "Press Exemption" For Blogs
Warren (Junior) College Issues Statement About Treason-Promoting Prof
Mon Dieu! French Diplomat Admits Taking Saddam Cash
Update On Guy Who Cut Off His Mangerines In Tribute To Winning Rugby Team
Washington Rocked As Another "Pro-War" Democrat Demands Withdrawal
New Documents Link Saddam To Al Qaeda?
Guessing Game Over Woodward's Source Intensifies
Iran Cracking Under Hardline Maniac?
Professor: "Real freedom will come when soldiers in Iraq turn their guns on their superiors"
Gary Glitter's Child Sex Rap (Part 2)
Maureen Dowd Will Leave Big Shoes To Fill
Wonkette Needs Help
National Guardsman Offers Advice On How To Kill... American Soldiers
Open Source Respectability?
Open Source Confusion
McCain Defends War, Attacks Congressional Defeatists
Blog Scoop: House Coup?
Photos From The Front
Froggystan back to "Normal!"
Improving Portable Death
The Pajamas Open Source Media Launch Party
Ted Kennedy, Punk'd!: The Video
Take your stinking paws off my Internet, you damned dirty UN!
The Lighter Side of the Palestinian Death Cult
Bob Woodward: I Knew Of Plame A Month Before Libby Leaked
The Mother of All Chutzpah Award
Legal Smackdown Of Tom DeLay's Original Indictment
“Crazy Asian Regime? Why, we invented Crazy Asian Regime!â€
Belated Bad Poetry SLAM! Winners: Category One, "Integrity"
Cuba’s Shaky Future
Light Blogging (?)
Document Dump
Palestinian Chickens Come Home To Roost, Then Blow Themselves Up
GOP Video: Dems On Saddam's WMD's
CSI: McDonald's
Al Gore: The Most Serious Threat We Face Is... (Wait for It...) Global Warming
On the Show Today: Thomas Lipscomb and Hoke Malokey
On the Ground in Iraq
CNN's New Euphemism For French Youths of Undetermined Ethnic Extraction: "African-Americans"
Document Dump
Ted Kennedy: Punk'd!
Why Are Such Young Kids Sexually Active Today?
Good News For Republicans
You Don't Have to Be Human
The Best Mary Mapes Interview Yet: Quizzed By The Comic Book Guy From The Simpsons
On The Show Tomorrow
Arrested Development Cancelled
Alito: "Abortion Not a Right Protected By The US Constitution"
Al Qaeda Names Queen of England As Enemy Target
Thai Transvestite Prostitues Drugging Johns By Spat Sedatives
Jay Rockefeller: I'm Not Responsible For How I Voted On The Iraq War
Martha's Apprentice Just Isn't Fitting In
Top Ten Signs of a Counterfeit $100 Bill
Counterfeiters Fob Off $100 Bills, Featuring Lincoln's Face
US Arrested, And Released, Iraqi With Same Name As Amman Bomber
Are You a Canadian Prison Guard?
Winning Qualifications for California School Board
Aussies Annoyed by Terrorist-Supporting Thugs
Bill Richardson in '08?
Mass-Murder's Popularity Takes A Hit
Zarqawi's Sister Arrested; Bomb Didn't Detonate
Army: "We Want Artificial Gills!"
Barack Obama: No Reason For Extra Scrutiny For Young Male Arabs From Terrorist-Producing States
Hoax Call To McDonald's Results In Forced Nudity And Forced Sodomy
Richard Posner: Too Much Welfare Attracts Malcontent Immigrants
The Left's Patriotism Gap
Happy Veterans' Day: 23% of Public Wouldn't Give Iraq War Veterans a "Warm Reception"
On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets: An Empirical Study
If You Outlaw Questioning Patriotism, Only The Unpatriotic Will Question Patriotism
Deck of Many Bloggers
Great Moments In Liberal Military Heroism
O'Reilly: Let 'Em Blow Up Coit Tower In San Francisco
Mary Mapes, Deranged Retard
Full Transcript of Bush Speech
Anybody Want $1 Million?
Drawing Dead (?): King of Clubs
Moustapha Akkad, Producer of Halloween Franchise, Killed In Jordanian Bombings
The Right Medicine
29 No-Nos for Gamers Over 30
No Sympathy For You!
The Next Stage in the Funny Page
Update On Hotel-Bombing As Disguised Assassination
Ralph Nader's New Cause? Protecting the Free Speech Rights of Political Dissident Terrell Owens
Kurds Begin Buying "Thank You, America" TV Ads
Shootin' Up Stuff Real Good
Update: Israel Says Al Qaeda Operating In West Bank
230 Years of "Serv[ing] To Advantage By Sea"
Missed This: "Main Street" Republicans Blocking ANWR Drilling Funded By... George Soros
Feds Indict Two In Anti-Aircraft Missile Sting
Was the Target of the Amman Bombing the Palestinian Authority?
Long Quote Of The Day
1.7 Tons of Highly Enriched Uranium Removed From Iraq
Strategic Caribou Reserve: House RINOs Scuttle ANWR Drilling
The Republican Smear Machine: "Smearing" Brent Scowcroft By Debating Him
Terror Arrests In Australia Result In Capture of Enough Material To Make 15 Bombs
Two Indonesian Schoolgirls Shot In Faces
Shooting Star: Star Clocked At 1.5 Millon MPH
French TV Exec Admits To Censoring Riot Coverage For Political Reasons
The Solution to Media Bias & French Bashing
Sullivan Vs. Sullivan
In Defense of Political Gerrymandering
Selective Declassification To Undermine the Bush Administration
It's Official: CIA Asks For Criminal Investigation Into Leak
"Thinly-Velied Gloating" By Rightwingers Over French Riots
Status Quo Election
The Price of a Mistake
Bizarre (Not Quite Safe For Work)
Hatfields and McCoys, 21st Century Version
France Tries Innovative Approach To Unrest: Appeasement
CIA Refers WaPo CIA-Prison Report To Justice Department, May Be First Step In Requesting Full Criminal Investigation
Trent Lott: Secret Prison Leaker Was Republican Senator
Investigate the CIA: "Secret Prisons" Leaks Damaged National Security
Panic Stations: Ace Solo on Hoist The Black Flag Today At 4PM
Required Reading: The CIA's Black Ops Against The American Government
Confidence In European Union Crashes To Historic Lows
General Vallely (Ret'd): Wilson Outed His Wife To Me Three Times In 2002
Giant Frickin' Apes!
Phasers!!!
You Know You’re No Longer Wanted When…
Rumsfeld Threatens Germany
What Does It Take to Make Soccer Exciting?
Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding
Australia Announces Major Terrorist Attack Foiled In Order To Distract From Plamegate
Another Grim Milestone: 300 Towns In France Burn
Ninth Circuit Tosses Out Convictions For Making False Charges Against The Police
Chemical Attack By Americans Kills Two Iraqi Freedom Fighters
The Sixties: The Only Decade You’ll Ever Need
Italian TV Proves There Were WMD In Iraq... Used By America!
French Riots: Opportunistic Jihad After Happenstance Electrocution?
NYT: Fuck the "Absoloute Moral Authority" Of Corporal Starr's Family & Beloved
Three Die Playing Catch With Hand Grenade
Academic McCarthyism
Blacklight Power, Again
The Long Dark November Of The Blogging Soul
I Guess I Just Can't Avoid Linking This
Senators Defend "Torture"
Document Dump
WaPo: Riots Just A Way For Youth To Say "I'm Here, Man. I'm Here."
Kill A Human, Save A Rat
"It's Only A Few Provinces," French Authorities Say
World Shocked As Media "Duped" By Left Winger's Lies
First-Ever Patent Issued For... Screenplay Storyline??!!!
Worst Night of Rioting Yet In France
Danger Averted?
So that's why they call it the "City of Lights!"
This Just In: Lanky Black Dudes Are Kinda Speedy
Al Franken: Racist
Bork ♥ Alito
North Korea Hates Pants
The Real Friday Flamewar Thread
Dorkwad Thread
Shock: Polls Find That Democrats Don't Like Bush!
Detroit Mayoral Race
Investigate Plame & Wilson
Right On Schedule: Poland, Rumania Accused Of Hosting CIA Prisons
Iran's Supreme Ruler Not So Supreme?
Madonna: 89 Year Old Transvestite
Did you hear the one about the Iraqi male prostitute?
Theodore Dalrymple On France
French Vow No Surrender in Quagmire War Against Suburban Insurgents
New York Times' Vile History Of "Twisting the Intelligence" Received From Soldiers
Mummy's Curse Claims Seventh Victim
Paul Volcker Coverup in Food-for-Oil Investigation
[ C O R R E C T E D ] Michael Moore Owns Two Thousand Shares... of Halliburton ?
Email of the Day: Andrew Sullivan, Bipolar Bloviator
Now Twenty Towns Around Paris Engulfed In Rioting
Gigantic Reptiles In Toilets Are The New Black
FAQ: Where Can I Get A Picture Of David Hasselhof Posing Naked With Some Schnauzers?
NYCLU: Bag Searches Are Illegal, Except When You're Entering Our Headquarters
Urban Legend Update: Alligators In the Sewers? Confirmed
Wet Hot Mixed-Blood Bitches In Heat!!!
Has Everyone Finished Their Fitzmas Shopping?
ANWR Will Soon Be Open For Business
The Ghost City of Cyprus
The Excitable One: Having Gay Partner Listed As "Guest" At Dinner Party Equivalent Of Rosa Parks' Being Told To Give Up Seat For A White Man
Hey, Remember There Are Five People Posting Here Now
Okay, I Take Back What I Said, Valerie Plame Really Was SuperSpy 0036B
California Voter? Here's A Guide To The Ballot Initiatives
The Reason For The Dems' Revolting?
Quagmire: Paris
Man Bags 5-Point Buck... In Bedroom. Unarmed.
The Ninth Circus Strikes Again
Screwing the Consumer in the Digital Age
How Were We Misled Into War?
The Breaking of the Fellowship: Graham, DeWine Announce They'll Go Nuclear If Alito Is Filibustered
Krazy Kartoon Killfest
As Mighty Jeff Gannon Rose Again, So Too Will "Scoots"
"This Demands That A Really Stupid And Futile Gesture Be Done On Someone's Part"
A Shocker Of A Picture
Authenticity, Extremism, And Racism
Great Point About Gender/Racial "Balance" on the Supreme Court
Greenpeace Fined For Clear-Cutting Ecologically-Sensitive, Old-Growth Coral Reef
Watts Riots, European Style
Update: Patrick Fitzgerald Explains Why The Secret-Prison Leak Is Not A Crime
It's Old: Secret Prisons Warehouse Al Qaeda Terrorists
My First Screenplay
Question: Why Didn't Libby Anonymously Post Plame-Tip... On a Blog?
Suckers For A Pretty Face - Updated
Fiddy Cent Slams Kanye West's Bush-Bashing
Top Ten Other Changes To Soccer Demanded By Maniac Imams
Is This A Joke?
Worst. Stunt. Ever.
(Gay) Romance of the Jedi
The Pressure Gets to Mr. Crab
On New VH-1 Show, Celebrities (?) Embarass Themselves By Attempting To Sing
Response To Criticisms On Cervical Cancer Vaccine Post
Libby's Defense?: Materiality
Time Off For Bad Behavior
Some Groups Oppose Vaccine Which Immunizes Against Cervical Cancer With 100% Efficacy
Puff Piece
Amazon.com Widgets
Now Available!The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity]
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CONCERNING: Ana Kasparian afflicted by some kind of seizure as she repeats the left's attacks on her that she's
"just a secret right-winger"
ShellBanger
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ARGENTINA SOARS: JP Morgan Revises Forecast, Predicting 8.5% Annual GDP Growth Afuera!
Keith Olbermann's declaring Bathtub Fatwas again. (So it's a day that ends in -y.)
Keith Olbermann
@KeithOlbermann
To political reporters, commentators, liberals, moderates: After this fawning, humiliating, network-destroying surrender, if you go on @Morning_Joe you have endorsed and bought into #VichyMSNBC
Keith Olbermann
@KeithOlbermann
BREAKING NEWS: I TOLD YOU SO
@joenbc and @morningmika - Trump collaborators
Not a word Mr. and Mrs. Vichy Quisling say can ever be trusted again - not that those words ever should have been trusted. They are confidence tricksters - and grifters Thanks to anonosaurus wrecks
What they took from us:
I had a big Mac last week. I was stunned at how thin the burgers were. Never seen them that thin. We are a fallen people.
Posted by: Pudinhead
I think every lima bean recipe should have a suggestion, best served with a toddler's bitter tears...
Posted by: Joe Kidd
CBD and Sefton discuss President Trump's cabinet picks, including the all-important "Bikini Measure." And the continuing pogroms in Europe, driven by uncontrolled and massive Muslim immigration, and aided by Europe's traditional Jew-Hate.
Written by Ben Meiselas:
"Chuck Todd wrote the most idiotic thing I've read today, and it perfectly encapsulates the problem with corporate media. It's also a confession. He wrote, "These confirmation hearings may just save cable TV for the short term."
You see, people like Chuck Todd and their corporate benefactors are losing relevance. Americans are sick and tired of their lazy reporting, blatant lies, "both sides" equivocations, and outright cheerleading for fascism. By ignoring the most obvious lessons of history, corporate media rooted for chaos, drama, torment, crime, and hardship, believing idiocracy and fascism would be good for ratings.
Well, here it is, Chuck Todd. And no one cares about you or your network. In fact, we hold you responsible for forcing this circus upon us.
If Senate confirmation hearings take place at all, we, the people, are not watching them on your network, Chuck."
(Found on DU, if you hadn't guessed.)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Trump announces RFKJr. for HHS (via the NY Post):
"For too long, Americans have been crushed by the industrial food complex and drug companies who have engaged in deception, misinformation, and disinformation when it comes to Public Health," Trump wrote in his announcement, making rare use of his X account to broadcast a cabinet pick.
"The Safety and Health of all Americans is the most important role of any Administration, and HHS will play a big role in helping ensure that everybody will be protected from harmful chemicals, pollutants, pesticides, pharmaceutical products, and food additives that have contributed to the overwhelming Health Crisis in this Country. Mr. Kennedy will restore these Agencies to the traditions of Gold Standard Scientific Research, and beacons of Transparency, to end the Chronic Disease epidemic, and to Make America Great and Healthy Again!"
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