Nasal Spray Will (Supposedly) Make Women Want Sex Within Minutes

Rejected names for the aphrodisiac include "Ruffies-Whiz" and "Vaginal MSG":

A new nasal spray aphrodisiac for women that works in minutes may soon hit the market, according to a Local 6 News report.

Doctors said women who used the drug PT-141 in test studies felt a tingling or throbbing followed by a strong desire to have sex immediately after spraying their noses.

PT-141 is a synthetic version of a sex hormone that works on both men and women, according to a report.

Yes, I'm sure that's why the main purchasers will be men. Because we all have trouble getting that "tingly feeling."

"In the case of women, what we're really doing is sensitizing the vaginal tissue so when they get touched or stimulated, they would feel it a little bit more," Dr. Carl Spana said.

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Shares of the biotech company jumped 20 percent earlier this week after word got out about the new sex drug for women.

Ace of Spades Health Alert: Ladies, be wary of men who just so happen to have an inhaler or decongestant spray on them when you need it. You just might end up with a whole different version of post-nasal drip.

Thanks to VonKreedon, who's not only the President of the Ruffies Aerosol Club, he's also a member.

posted by Ace at 12:10 PM

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