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Illegitimately elected US Senator is in the cross-hairs of his ilk. Al Franken coming under intense pressure to resign. [Mis. Hum]
Charles Manson Hospitalized, Near Death
They're stocking the minibar in Hell's Green Room
The Downward Spiral: Johnny Depp Appears in Pornish Marilyn Manson Video
Not really condemning his appearance in the vid. Artists can make edgy and sexual art. I don't care. Just seems that as his bankability fades, he's going for an Edgy persona now. Shia LeBouef did that too. So I'm really just noting that he much closer to the end of his career than the middle.
One bonus: No silly hat, no faffing about on giant wheels.
Stacked Nicki Minaj Does a Porny Cover Shoot for Paste Magazine; Content Warning
How is this newsworthy, you ask? Well, Busty Lesbian Porn.
Building a battery for a Tesla car spews as much CO2 as 8 years of driving a regular car.
That calculation isn't counting the emissions from generating the electricty to charge the battery!
[ArthurK]
Feeling Low-Energy? Low-T? Try Playing the "Theme From Shaft" for Some Instant Audio Shark Cartilage Pills
Though, to be honest, this should be on a list of songs whose intro instrumentals are so much better than what follows that the song proper winds up being a disappointment. Led Zeppelin's "In the Evening" is one of those. I can listen to the beginning forever, waiting for it all to get really good. But the song itself never really gets good. It gets meh and stays there.
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