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August 20, 2016

Saturday Morning Weird News [Mis. Hum.]

Grab your favorite beverage. Relax, it is Saturday after all.

***Update: Mystery OB has been identified***

Here are a few things that didn't make The Dumps this past week. It is an amazing world at times, isn't it? Hey, it's an open thread. No running with sharp objects and play nice with the others.

This guy doesn't seem like a Tombstone Pizza guy
WTH is up with pizza and Florida?
Go Granny Go!!!
ONT's have been pants optional for quite some time. Its now spread to Berlin
Sounds like fun, like eating Lutefisk or Kaboom
Her name is not Jenny nor is her phone number 867-5309
Surprised none of the charges include being dumber than a box of rocks
The left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing. Government is way too big
Truly a ~~head~~ butt scratcher

Hey Morons, have a wonderful weekend. Be safe. Be well.

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