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Jews warned against wearing kippah in Germany
Perfectly understandable. It's been almost 75 years since the Holocaust and it's really not fair to keep the Germans from their destiny. [CBD]
Obsolete Man Skills You Should Ditch
The author left one out: "Banging my girlfriend."
[Hat Tip: Patrick] [CBD]
Trump gives AG Barr authority to declassify documents related to 2016 campaign surveillance. Things will really start getting interesting now. [Mis. Hum.]
Weekend Forecast: Sumo followed by a chance of whisky Our Commander-in-Chief is headed for Tokyo and may attend the final day (senshuraku) of the May Sumo Tournament with Prime Minister Abe. Live (blog) coverage of that final day will start this Saturday (5/25) night at the link above. See if Pres. Trump does, in fact, take a seat at ringside and make unfavorable comparisons between the large athletic men dueling in the ring and Rep. Nadler! Should be fun. Any of the real AoS bloggers can feel free to appropriate this for their various weekend posts. [Fritzworth]
lolbeans: Conservative group stages dramatic/romantic reading of Strzok/Page transcripts, in a stage show called "FBI Lovebirds," read by Dean Cain and Kristy Swanson
I'm appalled that these casting choices were so cis-biased -- unless they've made the Stunning and Brave decision to have Cain read Page's lines and Swanson read Strzok's. I'm #Woke. Twitter, unsuspend me.
Holy Man of the Tall Trees James Comey, who was once a communist by the way, finds himself in three potentially prosecutable disputes in sworn testimony with Loretta Lynch, John Brennan, and Andrew McCabe
As a commenter here cynically (but correctly) speculated, "I bet James Comey will be the only person who has a memo-to-self which purports to be a contemporaneous and accurate record of events, though." He might also have done some proactive leaking, too!
Mississippi state lawmaker arrested for punching his wife in the face because she undressed too slowly for sex
Alas, yes, he's a Republican. I'm sure that'll make the headlines of the media reports. And yet the word "Democrat" eludes them when leftwing politicians do terrible things.
I knew baseball had been getting high-tech but I had no idea...
For example, pitchers are hiring companies to custom design pitches for them.

"In 2017, Bauer saw just 2.8 inches of horizontal movement on his slider ... this season, heís up to 11.1 inches"

Cannes poster features decapitated Trump
Maybe it's time to start flooding the zone with similarly violent imagery about all the left's favorite politicians, and see how they react. Dangerous, escalating provocation can be a two-way street -- if you want it to be!
Babylon Bee: Demanding to know why He allowed President Trump to get elected, Democrats subpoena God
This joke actually gets at the psychological reality of the situation. "Howl! Howl! Howl!"
Don Trump Junior Rips Biden as a CHINESE SPY
Well not really; that's the sort of thing Hillary, Jimmy the Communist, John the Communist, and James Clapper would say. But he does question Biden's son Hunter taking loads of Chinese money.
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