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Shep Smith They're-Eating-Babies-In-the-Superdome Alert: They're close to eating babies at the border
The % chance of Baby-Eating has risen to 36%. But it feels like 45% when you adjust for humidity.
This is what happens when you don't have a life. "All-Star" list of readers to live stream the Mueller Report. Talk about Trump Derangement Syndrome. Wonder if Captain Bill or Charlie 3-Wives will be there to towel the "All-Stars" off. [Mis. Hum.]
In San Francisco, pot's legal, and most drug laws are unenforced, but they've banned the sale of e-cigs
Because it seems vaguely "like" smoking, which is the only vice that Gentry Liberals have agreed is a true sin.
Archivists who bought a stash of CDs at a house clearance sale found 2,400 photos of Ground Zero in New York taken following the 9/11 attacks in 2001. Full story can be read Here. [dri]
More from the Democrat Party's annual conference: Red and Proud: Communist Party USA celebrates centenary in Chicago [CBD]
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click
Hints (easy): the song playing in the dance in Meatballs; sung by someone whose hobbies include selling soda pop and the area code theory of permissible lycanthropy
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click
The words "tiller" and "tillerman" in the last thread put this piece of hot garbage into my head. Further hints: A song about stiffing Charon.
Oh wow, this is the worst cheese I've ever posted.
This has all of the pomp and pretension of early 80s heavy metal, but mixed with the lamest, gayballziest synthesizers and Riverdance.
Oooh boy. It just gets worse and worse. It's like a waking nightmare of cringe.
Communist Party, USA praises Democrats' policy shifts ahead of centennial celebration
"The Communist Party of the USA will celebrate its 100th birthday this weekend in Chicago, at a conference replete with questions about what the future holds for the organization when national Democrats already embrace some of its most coveted goals." [CBD]
Surprise! Andrew Weissman gets big book deal with Random House
Would you say that he had a conflict of interest in writing the report to satisfy his liberal audience? He couldn't sell them a book, you know, if he had just followed the law and said "no collusion, no obstruction." He needed something in the report that would tease a book.
Illegal alien rapes women. Is sent to prison for 9 months. Upon release, ICE was not notified.
3 days later, the felon raped the same woman.
Yes, it's a sanctuary city.

Life at a Facebook content-moderation site. Long hours, low pay, filthy working environment, insanely high production quotas. Not Facebook, but a company FB has contracted with to save on labor costs. It's basically a high-tech sweatshop. Funny, I'm old enough to remember when Democrats used to get upset about such things. [OregonMuse]
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