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Joe Biden's Super-Afraid That Trump's China Tariffs Could Cause Us to Lose the "G5" RaceG5? The Gulfstream 5? Don't we already have that?
Maybe he had a flashback to a particularly intense Bingo game and had a sense-memory of nailing that crucial G5 square. Oh, and Joe Biden did the one absolute unpardonable sin in liberal circles -- He disagreed with a Gender Neutral Person, and made xim feel unsafe.
Treacher explains: This is from a Wisconsinite named K.C. Cayo, who describes Oh my God, I just got an email from Anne Frank, reading, "That poor Gender Neutral Person, I can't even imagine such horrors as a wagged finger." Even David Axelrod, who worked with Biden as Obama's campaign manager and then, if I remember right, Chief of Staff, has doubts that this old dog can learn new molestation tricks. A week ago, Joe Biden seemed to be sailing to the Democratic nomination. Like Trump said -- "mentally weak." "Totally weak mentally." "To be perfectly honest, he was half-a-retard when he was 40 and he's full retard now. And you never go full retard." I'd love to hear Trump call Biden "half-a-retard." No, not really. Don't do that, Trump. I mean, I'd love to hear it in an alternate reality. Maybe during your second Inaugural. But not before. Exit Question: What will cost Joe Biden more, that Robert Gates wrote in his book that Joe Biden had gotten every single foreign policy question of the past 40 years wrong, or that he wagged his finger in front of a person of neutral gender? | Recent Comments
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