Grabien: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Faked Pictures of Crying at Sight of Caged Children, Was Really Just Acting Outside of Empty Parking Lot | Main | Debate Thread Number Two
June 26, 2019

The First Ten of the Twenty (or More) Democrats Debate, Now

I think it's on MSNBC. Queen of Conspiracies Rachel Maddow and disgraced fabulist and liar Brian Williams will be just part of NBC's/MSNBC's team of quality moderators.

As I mentioned, I don't know if I can watch this sh!tshow that long. I'll try to hang with you guys for a half hour or so, but after that, I think I'll be doing something more interesting.

Like just staring at fence outside a used car lot and putting on muh cryfaces. It still costs $20,000 for a 2015 Honda Accord?! WTF, dude?!! It doesn't even have self-parking!!!

I wonder if Rachel Maddow will ask the Democrats about Russia's plan to cripple our power grid in the middle of winter.

Remember, when Alex Jones posits such things he gets deplatformed, but Rachel Maddow gets promoted, because she's an unattractive lesbian!

Some of the candidates: Noted Cherokee Elizabeth Warren, The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker, communist layabout Bill DeBlasio, the resplendently Hispanic Francis Aloysius MacManus Connaugh O'Rourke.


digg this
posted by Ace of Spades at 08:55 PM

| Access Comments




Recent Comments
OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor: "[i]349 295 I have no recollection of watching the ..."

Puddleglum: "341:Best comment: Georgia leftist politician @its ..."

Tom Servo: "295 I have no recollection of watching the first m ..."

Cannibal Bob: "Pay Per View can kiss my left hook. Posted by: ..."

Hurricane 1 and more to come: "Yup....I used to love Fight of the Week. But th ..."

Alberta Oil Peon: "Why are game developers allowed to do this? Poste ..."

Mr Aspirin Factory: "It would be great if Duchess Megan would find a la ..."

why haven't we been back: "She has to go back.... to the end of the line of a ..."

kallisto: "...and Camilla's tampon with AGW. ..."

OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor: "[i]326 What if Black plays Qa8 as his first move?P ..."

TheQuietMan: "I guess another MAGA hat wearing white dude assert ..."

chavez the hugo: "still without power. supposed to be a couple days, ..."

Recent Entries
Search


Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64