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June 03, 2019

(6/03/19) Monday Overnight Open Thread

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Talk away............

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(Almost Main St.)

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(There's your Pabst drinker.)

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(Not quite a shotgun, but this will do in a pinch.)

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The ONT Musical Interlude

They forgot to look at the owner's manual. Genius Award Winners.

Karma. Karma. Karma. Don’t say it doesn’t exist, because I can assure you, it definitely does. Turns out a dynamic duo in Australia got exactly what they deserved, after attempting to steal some gas. The criminals were left with a bitter taste in their mouth, after trying to siphon gas from a tour bus, only to accidentally hook up the cap to the wrong tank, and siphoning poop.

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