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June 07, 2019

If You Don't Get The ONT In Half An Hour, It's Free!

I was assembling a gazebo until dark, came in, sat down and suddenly remembered, Oh yeah, ONT. Bad Weirddave! No biscuit!


Heroes Come In All Sizes

WATCH: Young girl causes PANDEMONIUM at city meeting when she says abortion is murder and compares it to slavery!

Are you choosing to be like the plantation owner flogging the little black child? Or are you going to protest even if it is going to cost you your life like Martin Luther King Jr?

I don't know her, she's not my family, heck, I've never seen her before, but I'm proud of her.


Two GOP state senators found shot dead in two days

That's Some Serious Shit

Serious Shit

This is Cool

A People Map of the US, where city names are replaced by their most Wikipedia’ed resident

Oldie But A Goodie

Leftover From Yesterday

I was going for a minimalist approach yesterday, so these links didn't make the cut.

My Grandfather’s Secret D-Day Journal

A lot of people forget that there were innumerable Charlie Brown specials, not just the big ones that still get broadcast.


Making Sense of the New American Right

The first three categories overlap a lot. The fourth is what happens when you confuse liberty and libertine.

If The GOP’s Business Wing Wants Low Taxes, They’d Better Stop Sabotaging Social Conservatives

Ace hits on this a lot.

The Welfare State is Tearing Sweden Apart

US and Mexico Sign Agreement on Tariffs, Trump Declares

Still not tired of winning.

Great Moments In History


Hey, it's already the 8th in England, so it's accurate.

Stupid Letters To The Editor

Sorry Boris, but freedom of speech does not mean you can say whatever you like


Sunday supper: The American tradition that cuts across cultures

Prediction: The “supper” vs “dinner” fight in the comments is going to be epic.


Sorry, Alarmists, Climate Chaos Is Not Here

Screw It, Go Around

Religion of Peace

Pakistan vet charged with blasphemy over medicine 'wrapped in religious text'


My life in sex: 'I’ve been told that, as a fat girl, I should be grateful for attention'

I actually feel sorry for her. #1 she obviously has no taste in men, but more importantly, #2 she has no concept of her value and that her sex should be special. When I was in my 20s, we were having plenty of sex, but both parties understood that it was the woman who decided if it was going to happen and that if it did, you were being accorded a privilege. Oh, not every time, of course, but generally that was the unstated understanding. It wasn't expected just because we both swiped right. Sure, there were times I rutted like a goat with someone I'd just met, but that was her decision. I'd earned the privilege of being the one she chose. Admittedly that was occasionally a low bar, but it was still there.

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