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“For the governor, COVID-19 restrictions are apparently optional and penalty free. But for Churches or anyone worshipping in their own home with someone who does not live there, COVID-19 restrictions are mandatory and enforced via criminal penalties.” SCOTUS. That's the polite way to say "Go pound sand". [Mis. Hum.]
For being anti-capitalist and anti-grifter She certainly goes about it in strange ways. Rep. AOC is in the news again. [Mis. Hum.]
MADISON, Wis. (AP) -- Wisconsin Supreme Court wonít hear Trump election lawsuit, likely dooming state court case seeking to overturn loss.
Erick Erickson, frequent defender/justifier of the left's deplatforming efforts against the right, now complains that he is being deplatformed as a "Nazi"
Literally everyone saw this coming -- except the self-styled "Smart Set" on Twitter, who really believed the alligator would eat them last or never
Amateur leftwing webzine Slate earnestly answers question: "How do I keep my four-year-old boy from becoming a mansplainer?"
Maybe you should just cut his dick and balls off early and beat the rush, Lady
So many "mothers" are taking man-hating vengeance on the tiny innocent boys under their domineering control
As a commenter said: In 15-20 years we're going to see a lot of these viciously insane mothers shot to death by their mentally ill sondaughters, and no one will shed a tear for them.
Will it ever end?
[Hat Tip: Blake] [CBD]
Look! The coincidental halo pictures are back. Our garbage media worships garbage deities. [Buck Throckmorton]
WWII Germany New York City. Be careful out there, and have your papers ready. [Mis. Hum.]
The ONT will be missing our curmudgeonly Moron Chavez the Hugo. I received an email from his lovely wife. Chavez lost his battle to cancer this morning. Condolences to Mrs. the Hugo and their children. [Mis. Hum.]
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