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To the Elites, politics is not a fight. It's an academic exercise. They don't and won't fight. And that's why you got President Donald J. Trump. Check out the hottest movie trailer of the year. [Mis. Hum.]
William Shatner Tears Into a Texas Democrat Dishonestly Using a Fan Photo Taken with Him to Imply His Endorsement
O Captain, My Captain -- I'm starting to think this guy is Republican. Shame he blocked me on Twitter years ago. Sad!
99 years of age.Billy Graham, RIP. [Mis. Hum.]
Babylon Bee: Thoughts, Prayers Prove Completely Ineffective In Preventing Neil DeGrasse Tyson from Saying Stupid Things on Twitter
“Where is your god now?” one atheist sneered as it became obvious that thoughts and prayers simply weren’t enough to stop the flood of stupidity. “You guys talk about having this all powerful god, but if he’s so powerful, why hasn’t he stopped Neil DeGrasse Tyson from posting online?”
It can never be said that President Trump doesn't believe in Forgive and Forget. PDT backs Mitt Romney to replace Orin Hatch in Utah. [Mis. Hum.]
NYT (Paywall): Rumors Again Swirl That Anthony Kennedy May Retire
Imagine the exciting new fields he can discover imaginary rights in!
It was NAZI ROBOTS who got Al Franken!
And all this time I thought it was Franken's Fault.
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Robert DeNiro Is As Much of an Idiot as He Seems to be In Movies
It's easier to say this now, given that DeNiro has not been in a good movie since Bill Clinton was doing missionary work on Monica Lewinsky's vagina
#Woke Review of Black Panther
The real consensus -- apart from the "professional" critics that have to claim it's the greatest thing ever -- is that it's pretty good but nothing really great, and the action is sparse and CGI wonky as hell... Imma start the hashtag #WOKEkanda
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