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North Texas City and County Leaders React to Abbott's Face Mask Order
"I don't have the time or manpower to worry about whether people are wearing masks or not[...] I believe the Constitution trumps everything, and I believe in personal responsibility." [CBD]
Brian Kilmeade: I just subscribed to The Dispatch
Lemme guess, you have another shit book to promote and you're trying to get on Jonah's little-noticed podcast?
Profs to America and Israel: Burn, Baby, Burn! "We are witnessing right now in the United States one of the most remarkable uprisings of black people against the structural regime of racial domination..." [CBD]
Chris Hayes
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Just remembered when I was little kid I was strictly forbidden from watching the Dukes of Hazzard by my mom because of the flag on the car. Good work, mom!

Yeah, making Juneteenth a holiday is going to appease these wild-eyed zealots and savages. I mean, all they want are some small symbolic gestures and tweaks to police procedure. They're not looking for racial vengeance and a Maoist cultural revolution or anything. (By the way, please ignore them when they expressly state they want racial vengeance and a Maoist cultural revolution.)
COVID-19 Herd Immunity Is Much Closer Than Antibody Tests Suggest, Say 2 New Studies
They are small studies, but still interesting. Although...it's from "Reason," so everyone was stoned. [CBD]
This is what a kleptocracy looks like
"Does @federalreserve actually believe buying foreign company bonds with US taxpayer dollars helps America?" [CBD]
And So It Begins
"For many New York City police officers, the realization has finally hit them like a ton of bricks. Literally. Neither the city, the mayor, nor the command staff has their backs, so officers are deciding to get out while the gettin's good.

Believe me when I tell you, this is not just a New York phenomenon. It's everywhere." [CBD]
TN BBQ restaurant threatened because of catering order from police support event."Owners of Shuford's smoke house say organizers of today's Back the Blue contacted them to order food for the event."... "Shuford's says they cancelled the order because of threats to burn down their business." [Buck Throckmorton]
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