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November 15, 2017

Now That Bill Clinton's Usefulness Is Done, and His Accuser-Attacking Wife Is Not Only Done But Must Be Forced Out, Democrat "Feminists" Find the Courage to Believe Juanita

Suppose I borrow your riding lawnmower.

Then I keep it for three months.

Then you ask for the riding lawnmower back, and I say: "I already returned your riding lawnmower. You must have have forgotten, and then lost it."

You say you have no memory of that. I say, "Well, I just told you, you must have forgotten. There you go, forgetting again! Boy, you forget a lot. You should take some pills or something."

You point out the riding lawnmower in my garage, and I say "Oh yeah, well I liked yours, and so I bought the exact same model." You point out that the riding lawnmower in my garage is not new, but used, and that it has the same dents and scratches that yours does, and I say, "I just explained those dents and scratches two minutes ago." You say that I never "explained" that, as the subject just came up, and I say, "Sure I did. We talked about this five minutes ago. You must have forgotten. There you go forgetting everything again, Mr. Forgetty-Head!"

I insist that this is my lawnmower, and that you must have misplaced your own large semi-vehicle after I returned it. Because of all the Forgetting you do (which you're not even aware of, because you forgot you forget so much).

Afterwards, you see me every Sunday riding your lawnmower, mowing my lawn, sipping a tall cold glass of lemonade as I do. I even wink at you as I turn towards your house.

Now, 20 years later, "my" riding lawnmower breaks down and cannot be repaired. It's taking up precious space in my garage and would cost me money to throw it out because, I don't know, we're in California, and they charge a tax to dispose of dangerous polymers in the lawnmower's starter cord. There's like a $150 Dangerous Polymer Disposal tax.

Now I come to you and say, "Hey, I just remembered -- this is your riding lawnmower. I must have had a big brainfart when I claimed I returned yours and bought my own. Oh boy, boy is my face red. What a boner. So, here you go, here's this now worthless piece of crap back. Please get it out of my garage and pay the state the tax for riding lawnmower disposal."

Pretty much exactly what the Democrats are doing with Clinton. They are trying hard to push Hillary off the stage and make it clear that she will not be permitted to run for office again. And they have this wreckage sitting in their garage that blocks them from making accusations against political opponents they want to make.

So all of a sudden, they've realized say, this was your riding lawnmower, please take it away, gee how about that, and they want to be called Brave for telling the truth just weeks after the thing they lied ludicrously about for 20 years suddenly lost every single ounce of value to them and in fact became a liability to them.

More on progressive "feminists'" attempts to return the brokedown pieces-of-shit here.

Oh: A common refrain in these pieces is progressives' blaming Conservatives for progressive lying about Clinton -- they claim that conservatives ensorcelled them to lie, somehow.

Matt Yglesias, who has previously confessed he'd proudly lie to advance a partisan interest, claims that conservatives made him lie:



Speaking of another "brave" column, Phil Klein writes:



So Brave:



Update: More from the Daily Caller.


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