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November 30, 2017

Thursday Night ONT

Crazy week, huh? We even had to spend some time on the blackout blog, and man, that place hasn't be dusted in YEARS. How about we start with some good advice for the holiday season?


Double Barreled Truth Blast

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That's a woman who has all kinds of courage, Islam demands death for apostates.

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Applebee’s Will Serve $1 Long Island Iced Teas All December

Just don't wind up like the guy we opened with, OK?


I met a couple of twentysomethings the other day who were bitching about what America has become versus what it used to be. They were talking about the decay in morals, civic pride and work ethic, and how much their generation sucks. It was good to hear. Here's another strong young voice, this time in The Harvard Crimson

100 Years. 100 Million Lives. Think Twice.


Derek Hunter is the 1-3PM radio host on WBAL here in Baltimore. He's very good, smart, caustic and he does not suffer liberal fools gladly (although he does give them a chance to say their say). When I listen to talk radio, which isn't often these days, I listen to him rather than Rush. Well, his mother passed away this week, and he wrote a very moving eulogy in Townhall. May his mother rest in peace and rise in glory.

Musical Interlude

I thought once of doing a worst, cheesiest, Godawful songs* ONT one time, but I figure y'all don't deserve it.


This song would have been on that list, along with Honey and The Christmas Shoes and Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goalposts of Life, but not this version. This version is great. I love Hank's “correct-the-lyrics-for-the-times” edit towards the end.

*Original typo- “dongs”

I'll Drink to That!

Good riddance to Lena Dunham

This Never Gets Old


Congress has handed Trump a historic presidential victory

I'm still not a huge Donald Trump fan, but that's mostly because I can see just how much better he could be doing if he could learn to apply just a little strategic thinking and timing to things like his tweets. I am a fan of what he's accomplished so far, imagine if Congress cooperated by doing what they were elected to do instead of obstructing him because he isn't “one of them”. SMH


Forget bees. Bees are fuzzy and cuddly compared to these monsters, Exterminator fought monstrous hornet nest for 45 minutes, video

H/t Christopher Taylor


That'll Show Her

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