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Our Newest Recruit: America's Dumbest Socialist Alexandria Donkey-Chompers Flashes Racist White Supremacist Symbol in Livechat And Open Thread MTV Will Premiere the First "Sexually-Fluid" Dating Show Report: Fake Social Media Accounts Spread Pro-Iran Messages During Midterms Representative Doug Collins Thinks the FBI Leaker Referenced Anonymously in a Recent OIG Dispatch Is None Other Than Peter Strzok DOJ Release Redacted Michael Flynn Documents Twitchy Notices That The Bulwark's Superstar TruCon Correspondent Molly Jong-Fast Has a Certain Pattern to Her Thoughts Is This Something? AG Barr is an Absolute BALLER LOL: Trump Approval Rating Hits Highest Point in Two Years Finally:* White Women Can Go to Social Events Where They Can Be Harrangued for Their Complicity in Racism and White Supremacy The Morning Rant Mid-Morning Open Thread The Morning Report - 5/31/19 I Think That I Shall Never See, A Poem As Pretty As The ONT Did Robert Mueller Claim That If Not for the OLC Guidance Against Indicting a President, He Would Have Found That Trump Committed the Crime of Obstruction? Trump: I'll Be Making a "Big-League" Statement on the Border, Today or Tomorrow Chaplinsky Fool: CNN's Meathead Buffoon Chris Cuomo Slights Rape Survivor, Brags About His Muscles Unidentified Phallic Object: Air Force Says Sky Penis Isn't Really a Sky Penis, It's Just the Aurora Borealis Refracting Off a Partially Deflated Weather Balloon Trapped in a Pocket of Phosphorescent Swamp Gas That Just Happens to Look Exactly Like a Dick Man Who Set Himself On Fire Outside of White House Dies from Injuries IG Report Accuses Former FBI Deputy Assistant Director of Leaking "Sensitive" Information to Media, Accepting Gift from a Member of the Media Huge: British Spies Tried to Warn The US and Trump About Christopher Steele's Shaky Credibility; Were Those Warnings "Lost" in the Mail? Was Mueller's Statement His Quid Pro Quo to Jerry Nadler for Not Being Subpeoaed Under Oath? Prepare for a Shock: Lyon, France Parcel Bomber Admits to Having Sworn Allegiance to ISIS The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition Mid-Morning Open Thread The Morning Report - 5/30/19 Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (5/29/19) Washington DC Theater Cancels "Lovebirds," the Dramatic Reading of the Strzok/Page Emails, Due to "Threats of Violence" Gallup Poll Shows Trump Advancing on "Leadership" Question, Beating Lord God King Obama on Issues House Passes So-Called "Equality Act," Mandating That Boys Must Be Permitted to ~~Compete With~~ Demolish Girls In Sports Justin Amash's Town Hall, Where He Got a Standing Ovation, is 75% Democrat; Woman Gets Booed for Wearing a MAGA Hat and For Mentioning Democrats and Hillary Clinton Negatively Trump to Roy Moore: Why Don't You Make Like a Rug and Leave Man Sets Himself On Fire On White House Lawn Former SNL Cast Member Chris Kattan Says Lorne Michaels Pressured Him to Have Sex with Producer of SNL Movie "A Night At the Roxbury" Mueller Tries to Jumpstart Impeachment Effort, Throw the Deep State a Life-Line The Morning Rant Robert Meuller Will Make A Statement At 11:00Am Mid-Morning Open Thread The Morning Report - 5/29/19 Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (5/28/19) Netflix, Which is Garbage, Threatens to Boycott Georgia Over Its Common-Sense Abortion Safety Bill Eric Felten: As the Russia Coup Attempt Unravels, Factions Are Throwing Each Other Under the Bus Gun Control Lobbyist Arrested for Assault, Domestic Violence, and False Imprisonment; For Some Reason the Leftwing Media Takes No Interest Colin Quinn on CNN: We Need a National Divorce #Woke Corporatism: Gillette, Hot Off Its Genius Branding of Labeling Its Main Customers as Toxic and Violent, Now Pushes Female-to-Male Transgenders as the Male Ideal Obama Says He's "Writing" a New Book, Ratf*cks His Wife By Telling People Michelle Obama Used a Ghostwriter For Hers Arrests Made in Lyons Nail-Bomb Attack Washington Post Reports That Elizabeth Warren Billed Clients $675 Per Hour in the 2000's; Alexandria Donkey-Chompers Accuses the Two Female* Reporters of Sexism Against Women Making a Lot of Money The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition Mid-Morning Open Thread The Morning Report - 5/28/19 Memorial Day Monday Overnight Open Thread (5/27/19) Rachel Maddow's Ratings Plunge to Yearly Low If You Thought The Marketing for the Captain Marvel Film Was #Woke, Get a Load of the Marketing for the Blu-Ray In Germany, Shia Criminal Biker Gang Named After Apocalyptic Prophecy Subject of Mass Raid by Cops No, Trump Did Not Share a "Doctored Video" of Nancy Pelosi AG Barr Calls For Reform of National Injunctions by District (Local) Judges CNN Lays Off Almost the Entirety of Its Health Division French Courts Rule That a Brain Damaged Man Should Be Taken Off Life Support and Allowed to Die, But EU Commission Overrules Them The Morning Rant Mid-Morning Open Thread Memorial Day 2019 Morning Report Sunday Overnight Open Thread (5/26/19) Gun Thread: Guns Allowed [Weasel] Food Thread: Don't Slap That Sausage Into Just Anything! From Foreign Policy Hawk to Careful Partial-Isolationist.... The Leftist Chattering Class: Are They Dumb, Evil, Or Both? Sunday Morning Book Thread 05-26-2019 EMT 5/26/19 Saturday Overnight Open Thread (5/25/19) Saturday Afternoon Chess Thread 05-25-2019 omg this is so embarrassing Ace of Spades Pet Thread Saturday Gardening Thread, Memorial Day Weekend [KT] Memorial Day Weekend [KT] Saturday Morning Coffee Break Saturday Morning Open Thread ONT Donald Trump Jr. on Nancy Pelosi's "Prayers" For His Father: "I don't think the party of infanticide is exactly praying for anyone" Plus: Happy Weekend Open Thread! Mark Meadows: The Democrats Are Raging in Panic Because "There is information coming that will curl your hair" "American Taliban," Detainee #001 in the War on Terror, Released Today -- Early Alexandria Donkey-Chompers: It's Crazy, We're Only Now Getting "Casual Tornadoes," This is a Sign of Global Warming Metereologist: We Have Tornadoes Every Year, Dum-Dum Former FBI Deputy General Counsel: The Carter Page FISA Application Was Approved in a Non-Standard Way; Rather Than Letting Me First Review the Application, Andrew McCabe and Assistant Director of the DOJ Sally Yates Bypassed Me and Signed It Themselves Parcel Bomb Explodes in Lyon, France, Wounding Eight Blue City Los Angeles is Drowing in Trash Due to Homeless Population; Experts Fear Rising Rat Populations and Return of "Medieval" Diseases Spread by Rats' Fleas Wow: Crossfit, Inc. Ends Use of FaceBook, Stating that FaceBook's Heavy-Handed Censorship Dictates That It Is No Longer Fit to Serve as a Marketplace of Ideas Theresa May to Resign June 7 Over Her Brexit Deception/Disaster, Cuckishly Whines "Compromise Is Not a Dirty Word" in Her Valedictory Speech The Morning Rant Mid-Morning Open Thread The Morning Report - 5/24/19 Flat Pack ONT Trump Orders Intelligence Agencies to Cooperate With AG Barr's Investigation; First Round of Declassified Documents Being Prepped for Release Dunkin Donuts: We're Not Looking to be Political, We're Not Looking to Start "Conversations." We Just Want to Give You Some Coffee and Ice Cream. Researchers Discover Coordinated Network of Bots and Agitators Spamming Instagram with Anti-Trump Messaging; The Ringleaders Can Expect to be ~~Banned~~ Feted with Wine and Roses Mike Pompeo: Why Yes, It Happens to Be True That John Kerry Is Violating the Logan Act Hospitalized Hero Cop Gets Visit From K9 Friend; Plus: Childhood Memories and Nostalgia Open Thread Rand Paul: Fake Libertarian Justin Amash is a Fake Libertarian Republicans Win Pennsylvania Special Election; Voters Credit Trump with Good Economy; Suburban Women Start to Swing Back to GOP Judge Rules that Jussie Smollett Case, Sealed by Corrupt Prosecutor, Must Be Unsealed White Supremacy Extremism Watch Elderly Federal Staffer Harassed by Leftwing Superiors for Having Photos of Trump on Her Desk -- Despite an Obama-Era Ruling That Having Such Photos On Your Desk Was Acceptable Tories Drop to 7% and Brexit Party Soars to 37% in Final Polling Before European Parliamentary Elections The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition Mid-Morning Open Thread [Kris] The Morning Report - 5/23/19 ~~Tuesday~~ Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (5/~~21/~~/22/19) Jada Pinkett-Smith: I Was Addicted to Porn Hundreds of Migrants Mob French Airport Terminal, Demanding a Meeting with the PM Former CNN and MSNBC Permanent Guest Michael Avenatti Faces New Indictment For Impersonating Client and Stealing $300,000 in Advances For Her Book CBS News Readers Laugh At Milkshakes Being Thrown at Conservatives: "I'm Sure It Feels Great" Texas House Passes "Save Chick-Fil-A" Bill, Forbidding Any Government "Adverse Action" Against a Business Based on Religious Belief Powerful Michigan Political Family Ends Longtime Support of Fake Libertarian Liberal Justin Amash Illegal Alien Charged With 11 Murders of Elderly Women; CNN Refuses to Report This Local Crime Story Coming to a Tech-Monopoly Ruled Country By You: China Experiments With an System That Issues a Sonic Alarm to Indicate People Who Are Low In Their "Social Credit" System Al Jazeera Publishes Video Questioning Reality of the Holocaust; When Critics Begin Reposting the Video, Al Jazeera Asks Twitter to Censor Its Critics -- And Twitter Complies The Morning Rant Mid-Morning Open Thread The Morning Report - 5/22/19 Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (5/21/19) Booming -- and Tightening -- Job Market Has Predictable Effect: Workers Are Getting Their First Legitimate Raises in Decades Austrian Government Falls as Right-Wing Partner Caught Offering to Fix Contracts In Undercover Sting Judicial Watch Wins Legal Fees From Antifa Middle-School Teacher Yvette Falarca for Her Frivolous Lawsuit Mueller: I Don't Want to Testify Before Jerry Nadler and His Enormous Man-gunt Breitbart: FaceBook Has a List of Conservative Speakers They Deem to be "Hate Agents" Who Are Pre-scheduled for Banning Ah-Doyyy: ESPN President Realizes That a Sports Network Probably Shouldn't Be Interjecting Politics Into Every Other Segment In an Ultrafast Decision, An Obama Judge Immediately Rules That Trump May Not Block Congressional Harassment Efforts to Dig Into His Taxpayer Records Released Documents: Loretta Lynch Essentially Called James Comey a Liar, Claimed She Never Told Him to Refer to Clinton Email Investigation as Merely a "Matter" The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition Mid-Morning Open Thread The Morning Report - 5/21/19 Monday Overnight Open Thread (5/20/19) John Wick 3 Opens to $57 Million Domestic/$92 Million World, Dethrones Avengers as Country's Biggest Movie Also, Open Thread Chick-Fil-A Becomes Nation's Third-Biggest Restaurant Chain Game of Boners: Over 1 Million Sign Petition Asking HBO to Remake Final Season So That It "Makes Sense" And Also: Open Thread Gowdy: FBI Probably Has Exculpatory Evidence About Trump-Russia Collusion, But Didn't Reveal It To the FISA Court When Seeking Warrants Alexandria Donkey-Chompers "Comic Book" Slapped With a Cease-and-Desist Letter by DC Comics, Citing Trademark Infringement Why Are the Leftwing Media's "Fact-Checkers" Giving Stacy Abrams a Complete Free Pass on Her False, Conspiratorial, and Dangerous Claim That She's the Actual Winner of the Georgia Senatorial Election? Australia Parliamentary Elections: Liberal/National Coalition (The Conservative-Leaning Parties) Score Surprise "Miracle" Win Over Leftwing Labour/Green Coalitions, Despite Polls Predicting a Big Victory Justin Amash Joins with Rashid Tliab to Call for Impeachment, Leftist Rulership of America The Morning Rant Mid-Morning Open Thread The Morning Report - 5/20/19 Sunday Overnight Open Thread (5/19/19) Game of Thrones Finale Thread Gun Thread: Some Assembly Required [Weasel] Food Thread: Don't Put Inane Things In Good Food Is "Rub And A Tug" Back On The Table In South Florida? What A Surprise: The Cops Bungled The Kraft Sting... Shale Oil: Perpetual Priapism Or A Flash In The Pan? Sunday Morning Book Thread 05-19-2019 EMT 5/19/19 Saturday Overnight Open Thread (5/18/19) Saturday Evening Movie Thread 05-18-2019 [Hosted By: TheJamesMadison] Saturday Afternoon Chess Thread 05-18-2019 Ace of Spades Pet Thread Saturday Gardening Thread, May 18 [KT] Old trains and more old trains? [KT] Saturday Morning Coffee Break EMT 5/18/19 In The Beginning There Was The ONT Open Thread Snowflake Pro-Choice Protester Rips Sign Out of Pro-Life Protester's Hands, And Then Is Shocked to be Arrested Former Sparkly Vampire Robert Pattinson Claimed to be the New Batman Senior FBI Officials Worried That Comey's "Briefing" About Blackmail Material Just Might Seem Like Comey Was Himself Blackmailing Trump, Just as Former FBI Capo J. Edgar Hoover Did to Presidents Trump Puts Another Conservative Judge on the Leftist Ninth Circuit; May Flip the "Ninth Circus" to Republican by 2020 Salon Begs For Someone to Buy It for $5 Million; Threatens That It Will Liquidate if No Anti-White Knight Can Be Found Peacock of CNN, Jim Acosta, Spreads Misquote on Twitter, Then, When It Is Proven Conclusively That He Is Spreading Fake News, Doubles Down on the Lie Christian Student Forced to Recite Islamic Conversion Vow As Some Kind of Conversion Role-Play Appeals Case to Supreme Court AG Barr: "If we're worried about foreign influence, for the very same reason shouldn't we be worried about whether government officials abused their power and put their thumb on the scale?" The Morning Rant Mid-Morning Open Thread The Morning Report - 5/17/19 What Can I Say? It's An ONT Open Thread You Goofs Trump Administration Briefs Gang of 8 As Iran Activates Its Proxy (Terror) Forces Sources: Trump Will Use the Insurrection Act to Remove Illegal Aliens (???!) Is This Something? Plus: Comey Was a Commie Trump's Immigration Proposal Would "Dramatically" Reform Immigration, Shifting System From One Based on Family Connections and Random F'n' Lottery Draw to One Based on Merit and, Get This, What The United States Actually Needs "Republican" Senator Richard Burr, Who Is Fighting Hard to Keep the Collusion Delusion Alive By Demanding Trump, Jr. Testify, Won't Commit To Calling Brennan and Clapper to Testify -- Of Course Trey Gowdy: Hillary Clinton's Chief Conspiracy Theorist and Cut-Rate Master of Whispers Sydney Blumenthal Was Used to "Corroborate" "Steele" Doissier Did You See This, Or Did The Media Successfully Hide It From You? Father of Transgender Colorado School Shooter Is An Illegal Alien Deported Twice For Spousal Abuse The Same Guy Who Claimed There Was a Russian Embassy in Miami is The "Key Source" for Both the Pee-Pee Party Claim and the Whole Claim of an "Extensive Conspiracy" Between Trump and Russia The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition Mid-Morning Open Thread The Morning Report - 5/16/19 Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (5/15/19) On Their Way Out the Door, Kirstjen Nielsen and Other Officials at DHS Sabotaged Trump's Plan to Depart Thousands of Illegal Aliens Former FBI Assistant Director of Intelligence: Comey Should Be Worried Bill DeBlasio: Say, I Know What's Responsible for the Recent Surge in Hate Crimes Against Jews Perpetrated by Blacks a-- Trump and "White Supremacy" Obama White House Kept Close Track of FOIA Request About Hillary Clinton's Emails -- A Request That, Coincidentally Enough, Wound Up Being Improperly Denied by the State Department Walls Are Closing In: Brennan and Anonymous Official Named "Brohn Jennan" Accuse Comey of Insisting on Putting Fake Steele Dossier in Official Intelligence Assessment; Comey Had Previously Accused Brennan of Trying to Sneak It In Mitt Romney, Cuck Commander Break the Internet Tom Nichols! State Department Red Flag on Steele Dossier, Exposing It As Politically Motivated and Highly Inaccurate, Was Sent to Senior FBI Leader -- BEFORE the First FISA Application The Morning Rant Mid-Morning Open Thread The Morning Report - 5/15/19 Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (5/14/19) Open Thread, Plus: Game of Thrones is a Trash-Fire and Not Even the Shill Media Can White-Knight For It Any More Question: Which TV Series Ended the Worst? Trump Sends Letter of Sympathies to Cancer Patient, and Democrats/Leftwing Twitter Pounces and Seizes Trans Powerlifter Stripped of Records for Women's Weightlifting Navy Investigates Multiple Reports of Giant Penises in the Sky CIA Joins DOJ Probe of #Spygate Origins Democrats 2018 Enthusiasm is Completely Gone Rashida Tlaib (D. Hamas): I Get a Peaceful, Easy Feelin' When I Think About the Holocaust, and How My Palestinian Ancestors Offered Jews Safe Haven and Asylum In Their Non-Existent Country Tim Conway, Dead at 85 AG Barr Appoints Prosecutor to Probe Whether Spying on Trump Campaign Was Illegal Early Afternoon Open Thread And Gossip Hour The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition Mid-Morning Open Thread The Morning Report - 5/14/19 Monday Overnight Open Thread (5/13/19) Oil Tankers Near Strait of Hormuz -- World's Most Important Oil-Shipping Chokepoint -- Damaged by "Sabotage Attacks;" US Suspects Iran or Iran Proxies In Attacks Deplatform the Deplatformers: It's Time to Trust-Bust Expert Psychologist Specializing in Gender Dysphoria Suspended From Twitter For Publishing... Science Hate Crimes Are Skyrocketing in NYC and the Media, For Some Reason, are Subdued to the Point of Silence Claim: Joe DiGenova Says That IG Horowitz Has Concluded That the Last Three Carter Page/Trump FISA Warrants Were Obtained Illegally The Washington Post: Trump Has Launched an "All-Out War" Against... the Democrat Congress Which Has Launched Over 20 Investigations In Order to Derail His Presidency Man Indicted for Threatening to Blow Up Trump, Government Officials, and Federal Property; Media Silent, Does Not Criticize Itself or Democrats for Dangerous Rhetoric #Woke: The Nabisco Corporation Decides That Mother's Day is a Great Day To Celebrate... Drag Moms The Morning Rant Mid-Morning Open Thread The Morning Report - 5/13/19 Sunday Overnight Open Thread (5/12/19) Gun Thread: Happy Mother's Day! [Weasel] Food Thread: Of Monster Chickens And Exploding Kitchens ~~Global Cooling~~..errr...~~Global Warming~~...errr...Climate Change! But Mostly Virtue-Signalling, Redistributionist Policies Of The Left Rashida Tlaib (an excellent argument for the niqab) Is a Worthy Succesor To Goebbels And His "Big Lie" Sunday Morning Book Thread 05-12-2019 EMT 5/12/19 Saturday Overnight Open Thread (5/11/19) Listener Sponsored Content Edition Saturday Evening Movie Thread 05-11-2019 [Hosted By: Moviegique] Saturday Afternoon Chess Thread 05-11-2019 A Fan-Film Remake of the Original Darth Vader/Obi-Wan Kenobi Fight From Star Wars Ace of Spades Pet Thread Saturday Gardening Thread, Mothers' Day Weekend Edition [KT] The Intellectual Dark Web and Education [KT] Saturday Morning Coffee Break EMT 5/11/19 Tonight's ONT is Creepy AF Sad! Marie Harf and Her Puffy Red Sexface Leaving Fox to Run the Presidential Campaign of Someone Hans von Spakovsky: Can The New York Times Be Prosecuted for Publishing Trump's Legally-Protected Tax Information? Mitch McConnell's Re-Election Campaign Now Selling "Cocaine Mitch" Merch Trump's Approval Rating Climbs in RealClearPolitics' Average of Polls FaceBook Co-Founder: It's Time to Break Up FaceBook. American Culture Cannot Have a Monopolistic Censor. The Media Needs a New Conspiracy Theory, and What a Surprise, They Get One From the Democrats: What If Trump Refuses to Leave Office and Declares Himself Emperor? Jim Jordan: Democrats Are Trying to Destroy AG Barr In Order to Blow Up His Investigation Into Their Deep State Allies/Fellow Operatives Pence: We Will Seek to End the Practice of District Judges Laying Down National Injunctions Chris Buskirk: Yes, David and Nancy French, A Christian Can Support Trump The Morning Rant Mid-Morning Open Thread The Morning Report - 5/10/19 I Should Call This The Eff Off ONT Woke "Sports" Clickbait Site Deadspin: There Is No Real Difference in Male and Female Athletic Performance, Except For Those Differences Sociiiiiety Falsely Conditions Us To Believe In Mueller Spent $732,000 on Outside "Contractors," But Won't Say Who. You Could Almost Say That Mueller is Hiding This Information From Congress. Democrats Hijack What Was Billed as a Vigil for Fallen Classmates to Turn It Into Yet Another Partisan Rally Exile Games: The Chicago Cubs Ban a Fan For Playing the Circle-Punch Game Trump: John Kerry Routinely Interferes With US Diplomacy With Iran. Frankly He Should be Prosecuted Under the Logan Act. Donald Trump Scooped the New York Times 13 Years Ago White House Tightens Requirements for "Hard Passes," and Takes Them Away From Many (#FakeNews) "Journalists;" Press Corps Shrieks Amanda Knox to Return to Italy for First Time After Her Acquittal The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition Mid-Morning Open Thread The Morning Report - 5/9/19 Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (5/8/19) #Woke: Burger King Wants to Know If You Want a Side of Mental Health Awareness With Your Whopper New York Times Bombshell Nothingburger: During the Period When Four of Trump's Businesses Notoriously Declared Bankruptcy, Trump Himself Suffered Losses and Paid Little Income Tax on the Money He Was Not Actually Making (Due to the Bankruptcies) Alabama State Rep Who Said "We're Gonna Kill Them Now or Kill Them Later" in Defending Abortion Announces Senate Bid; Also Says That Democrat Senator Doug Jones Told Him, "I Know You're Right, But I Have to Come Out Against You" CNN Wrote 23 Columns About the Covington Kids, But Completely Embargoes the Story of the Philly Islamic Society Teaching Kids to Behead Their Enemies Update: You'll Never Guess Who Supports Them White House Invokes Executive Privilege to Protect Unredacted Mueller Report, Tells Nadler and Schiff lol get fucked Obama's DHS Jeh Johnson Forced to Withdraw from USC Commencement Speech Due to... Very Mild and Ineffectual Border Enforcement Record Steele Admitted His Clients Were Anxious To Get His Fake Dossier In the News Before the Election; The DOJ Played Hide-the-Ball With The Report Noting This Fact Trump's Special Counsel Slams Comey, Mueller in a Letter to AG Barr Douglas County School Shooting Suspects ID'd; One Eighteen Year Old Male, One Minor Female-to-Male Transgender The Morning Rant Mid-Morning Open Thread The Morning Report - 5/8/19 Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (5/7/19) Alexandria Donkey-Chompers: What Is This Strange "Garbage Disposal" You Speak Of? Nancy Pelosi: Trump Is "Goading Us to Impeach Him" Anderson Cooper Avers He's Not on the Left, Then Goes Off on a Three Minute Comedy Tirade Against Trump and the Electoral College That Elected Him Seven Injured in Colorado School Shooting; Two Suspects in Custody Flint, Michigan Democrats Authorize Politically-Connected Firms to Waste Millions of Dollars Digging Up Non-Existent Pipes Instead of Going by the Map That Shows Exactly Where They Are; Left-Wing Media, For Some Reason, Completely Uninterested in This Peter Strzok Suspected the CIA Was Behind #FakeNews Leaks Claiming Fictitious Trump-Russian Encounters Fat Womanly Thumb Chris Cillizza Now Writing Nancy Pelosi Fan-Fic Former Assistant Director of Intelligence for the FBI: James Comey Is In Trouble and He Knows It Brian Stelter: CNN Did Not Lay Anyone Off; CNN Merely Offered Voluntary Buyouts to Employees to Reduce The Number of Layoffs They'd Have to Make The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition Mid-Morning Open Thread The Morning Report - 5/7/19 Monday Overnight Open Thread (5/6/19) Senior Moment Joe: Joe Biden Claims that Margaret Thostaer Recently Warned Him About Trump Poll: 29% of Black Female Voters Either Like Trump or Are Neutral on Him Cory Booker: Gun Buyers Will Have to Sit and Chat With a Government Informant/Spy Before Buying Guns; Will Institute Mandatory "Buy-Back," Won't Say If People Will Be Jailed for Noncompliance Not a Parody: British Supermarket Chain Creates "LGBT" Sandwich (Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon, and Tomato); SJWs Are Enraged By the Gesture: "Basically Equating Us to a Sandwich?!!" Democrat Hopeful Pete Buttgag: "America Was Never As Great As Advertised" Forbes: Twitter is a Garbage Fire and That Fire is Dying Hillary Clinton: Election Was "Stolen" From Me Conservatives Now Changing Their Pronouns and Then Reporting SJWs for "Misgendering" Them on Twitter The Morning Rant Mid-Morning Open Thread The Morning Report - 5/6/19 Sunday Overnight Open Thread (5/5/19) Gun Thread: Reloading 101 Pt. 5: Assembly!! [Weasel] Food Thread: Shut Up And Enjoy Your Food... This Joke Never Gets Old, Unlike The Last Five Movies... Grandfathers And Grandsons: The Reason Why Israel Exists Sunday Morning Book Thread 05-05-2019 EMT 05/05/19 Saturday Overnight Open Thread (5/4/19) The Next Occasional Fishing Thread [Bandersnatch] Saturday Afternoon Chess Thread 05-04-2019 Ace of Spades Pet Thread Saturday Gardening Thread, May Begins! [KT] Thread before the Gardening Thread May 4 [KT] Saturday Morning Coffee Break Emergency EMT I Would Do Anything For The ONT Obama Took Hillary's Loss as a "Personal Insult;" Was Sure the Public Would Never "Turn on Him;" Blames Hillary's "Soulless" Campaign and Bad Choices Foreign Collusion, Confirmed: Ukranian Embassy Confirms That DNC Contractor Asked Ukraine to Provide Negative Oppo On Trump She Could Use in the Election Against Him Washington Post: The President Might, Get This, Use Justice Department Resources to Harass and Investigate His Rival!!!! April's Job Numbers Big As Unemployment Falls to 3.6%, The Lowest Level In Fifty Years 4Chan Punks The Today Show With #FakeNews About "Salad Lasagna" Recipe; Guy Says His Real Name is "Dick Chmellar" and He Invented the Recipe to Please His Wife's Boyfriend If the FBI Spy Turns Out to Actually Be a CIA Spy, are the Enemy of the People Media Going to Keep Denying She's a Spy? Mueller Knew There Was No Collusion a Year or Two Ago, But Said Nothing At All. Now He's Snitty Over What He Says Is "Confusion" Over His Report. Waiting for Ace The Morning Rant Mid-Morning Open Thread The Morning Report - 5/3/19 Whom The Gods Destroy, They First Make Read The ONT Brian Williams Straight-Up Lies -- Again -- Claiming That the Mueller Report Did Not Exonerate Trump on Collusion Trump Hits Highest Approval on His Handling of Economy of His Presidency Baltimore Mayor P.U. Resigns Amid Corruption Investigations for Selling Her Self-Published Books to Insurance Companies Seeking Business with the City Alabama State Rep and Proud Democrat Plumps for Abortion: "Some kids are unwanted, so you kill them now or you kill them later." CNN's April Ratings Down Over 25% From Last April's Washington Post Brands Leftwing Muslim Black Racist Louis Farrakhan a "Far Right" Figure Update: Bloomberg, The LA Times, and The Atlantic All Make the Same "Mistake" FBI Admits It Sent a Spy to Spy on a Trump Aide in London; The New York Times Frets That the FBI's Admission That It Spied on Trump Might Give Credence to Trump's Claims the FBI Spied on Him Report: Iranian Economy Collapsing Due to Trump Sanctions The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition Mid-Morning Open Thread The Morning Report - 5/2/19 Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (5/1/19) Real Headline: "Game of Thrones Keeps Killing Off Immigrant Populations, and It's a Problem" "Hi, Honey:" 339 Pages of Nellie Ohr's Emails Released Via FOIA Request AG Barr to Nadler: Have Fun Interviewing Each Other, Assholes The Alexandria Donkey-Chompers Comic Book Came Out, And It's Even More Cringe Than Expected Plus: A Short Reaction to Meh-vel's Eh-Game Unexpectedly, April Payrolls Surge by 275,000, Shattering Expectations Barr: Yes, I'm Investigating the Possbility of Clinton/DNC Collusion with Russia The Fiercely Heterosexual Senator from New Jersey Now "Asking" "Questions" Today in NeverTrump Cuckery CNN's Brooke Baldwin Has Maduro-Supporting Socialist Bernie Sanders on as a Guest During the Venezuelan Uprising, But Fails to Ask Him a Single Question About the Socialist Paradise The Morning Rant Mid-Morning Open Thread [Kris] The Morning Report - 5/1/19	Now Available! The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines Space Ice roasts the new Roadhouse I think he's wrong but I know some of you didn't like it. His Best Movie Ever review of the original Roadhouse was funnier. Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah, Here I Am at Intifada: "Are we willing to do whatever is necessary to preserve our freedom? The other side has clearly demonstrated what it is willing to do, and is actively doing, to take it away. That requires self-preservation 'by any means necessary.' As Allen Ludden (or Bert Convy) might say, the password is Revolution. Contemplating such a thing is unfathomable. But seeing New York City “fundamentally transformed” into Nuremberg-on-the-Hudson, the unfathomable quickly becomes not only fathomable but quite reasonable." My latest at Taki's Magazine. Please read and comment! [J.J. Sefton] Joe Biden knows what it's like for wives (or husbands) of policemen to get that phone call telling them their spouse has been shot, because "I've gotten one of those phone calls, under different circumstances" Wow, Beau Biden was a police officer killed in duty in addition to being a daring warfighter KIA in Iraq or Afghanistan or wherever Joe needs it to be! A real renaissance man of action! And a first-rate all-purpose corpse!More Biden gaffes at Red State The Onion, a site which literally everyone simultaneously decided to stop reading in 2008, has new owners, who vow the site will be "as relevant as Matt Drudge and as conventional-wisdom-challenging as Howard Stern" Time traveler goes back into the past to kill the dictator, with mixed results The mayor of San Jose is doing an interview on the street when some rando starts fighting with his security detail via Jay in PA Just asking questions Transgender comedian totally got a TV comedy special due to his talent, not at all due to his precious identity Supreme Court hears oral arguments in presidential immunity case (Live) WTF?! New York appeals court overturns Harvey Weinstein's 2020 rape conviction from landmark #MeToo trial And yet Donald Trump was forced to pay off a psychotic liar and rape-fantasist for libel? A "libel" that accurately called her out as a liar for lying about him raping her in a Bergdorf's elevator? With the Alvin Bragg/Letitia James' Stalinist show trials still going on? It is to laugh. And vomit [J.J. Sefton] CJN is shocked at how shocked Jews and other liberals are to discover anti-Semitism coming from the movement they supported for decades, while being somewhat heartened that maybe the scales are at last falling from their eyes. Happy Passover to all! Anti-Trump Lincoln Project loses $35,000 after paying fake invoices sent by hackers Okay...which one of you did this? [CBD] CJN SPEAKS! THE PODCAST After his groundbreaking poll showing widespread voter fraud in the 2020 election, Jim Lakely, VP and Dir. of Comms at the Heartland Institute discusses a shocking poll showing an equally large percentage of respondents willing to commit election fraud this November, and what it says about the state of our nation and society. Entire IRGC command wing in Syria was eliminated in strike, Bloomberg reveals Lots of room for advancement in the Iranian armed forces! [CBD] Space Ice's review of Road House (the Patrick Swayze one) is so good that you'll start doing half-naked tai chi at dawn He calls the villain in the movie "Bob Iger." He's always making jokes about what shitholes LA, SF, and NYC are. I'm telling you, this guy is a (taps nose) Good Fella. Critical Drinker summarizes the Warhammer "Wokehammer" controversy Warhammer exploded in popularity (and money-making) during covid so BlackRock and Vanguard and all the other wokies decided to step in and ruin it to propagate "The Message" Reddit rumor: Games Workshop changed the lore of Warhammer 40K because Amazon -- which infamously ruined Tolkein with Rings of (Girl) Power -- demanded that insert a female character in power armor. There actually is a an all-female unit of "Fighting Nuns" called the Sisters of Battle. There is already-existing lore about female fighters. But according to this rumor, Amazon said that the Sisters of Battle weren't enough, they wanted female characters in the emperor's bodyguard (the Custodes). There are additional claims/speculations that Henry Cavill may walk away from the project, which I find hard to believe, because this is his dream project. He called this "the greatest professional honor of my life." He's been playing the game and reading the novels since he was 10. He is probably the wokies' greatest weapon in this fight. 86 All Agents of Control ". . . [the chaos] of elegant, natural freedom and independence [what Adam Smith referred to as 'the invisible hand'] is in direct contravention of those who have unleashed ideologically driven chaos by destroying freedom of choice in the quest to 'control' individuals as just one mass of a populace. Again, for our own good because we're too stupid and unenlightened to know what's good for us." My latest essay at Taki's Magazine. Please read and comment. [J.J. Sefton] Biden lied yesterday about his uncle being shot down and then "eaten by cannibals" in Paupa New Guinea. He claims the "government" told him they'd found pieces of the airplane on that island and so the uncle must have been eaten by cannibals. In fact, the plane crashed into the ocean due to engine failure, and we know this as a fact, because one of the fellow crewmen survived and thus reported on the tale. No cannibals, no island crash -- it landed in the ocean, as the official reports say, so no "government" officials would secretly whisper to Biden about a cover-up about cannibals. By the way, I saw someone note this: Why is Biden angering New Guinea with a lie about their population being cannibals? #ForeignPolicyExpertJoe A reviewer from Tablet calls Civil War a "good movie" with "stupid politics" The film relies on a mostly unexplained premise that a future third-term U.S. president has dissolved the FBI, turning the United States into an authoritarian state. Garland doesn't beat the audience over the head with his intentions or his politics. However, in his press tour for the film--including an advance NYC screening earlier this week I attended--he revealed that he felt no need to explain why the country broke apart. "Everyone knows," he says. Indeed, we do. Without making it explicit in the film, Garland clearly wishes to make an allusion not just to the orange man--and his all-too-familiar badness--but the much-lamented rise of "dangerous populism" across the West. 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