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Moron Meet-Ups
There Was A Young Man Named McGee. Who Logged On At Quarter Past Three. He Said 'Gosh Darn It, I'm Sick Of This S***. I Keep Missing The Damned ONT!'
Our Newest Recruit: America's Dumbest Socialist Alexandria Donkey-Chompers Flashes Racist White Supremacist Symbol in Livechat And Open Thread
MTV Will Premiere the First "Sexually-Fluid" Dating Show
Report: Fake Social Media Accounts Spread Pro-Iran Messages During Midterms
Representative Doug Collins Thinks the FBI Leaker Referenced Anonymously in a Recent OIG Dispatch Is None Other Than Peter Strzok DOJ Release Redacted Michael Flynn Documents
Twitchy Notices That The Bulwark's Superstar TruCon Correspondent Molly Jong-Fast Has a Certain Pattern to Her Thoughts
Is This Something?
AG Barr is an Absolute BALLER
LOL: Trump Approval Rating Hits Highest Point in Two Years
Finally: White Women Can Go to Social Events Where They Can Be Harrangued for Their Complicity in Racism and White Supremacy
The Morning Rant
Mid-Morning Open Thread
The Morning Report - 5/31/19
I Think That I Shall Never See, A Poem As Pretty As The ONT
Did Robert Mueller Claim That If Not for the OLC Guidance Against Indicting a President, He Would Have Found That Trump Committed the Crime of Obstruction?
Trump: I'll Be Making a "Big-League" Statement on the Border, Today or Tomorrow
Chaplinsky Fool: CNN's Meathead Buffoon Chris Cuomo Slights Rape Survivor, Brags About His Muscles
Unidentified Phallic Object: Air Force Says Sky Penis Isn't Really a Sky Penis, It's Just the Aurora Borealis Refracting Off a Partially Deflated Weather Balloon Trapped in a Pocket of Phosphorescent Swamp Gas That Just Happens to Look Exactly Like a Dick
Man Who Set Himself On Fire Outside of White House Dies from Injuries
IG Report Accuses Former FBI Deputy Assistant Director of Leaking "Sensitive" Information to Media, Accepting Gift from a Member of the Media
Huge: British Spies Tried to Warn The US and Trump About Christopher Steele's Shaky Credibility; Were Those Warnings "Lost" in the Mail?
Was Mueller's Statement His Quid Pro Quo to Jerry Nadler for Not Being Subpeoaed Under Oath?
Prepare for a Shock: Lyon, France Parcel Bomber Admits to Having Sworn Allegiance to ISIS
The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition
Mid-Morning Open Thread
The Morning Report - 5/30/19
Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (5/29/19)
Washington DC Theater Cancels "Lovebirds," the Dramatic Reading of the Strzok/Page Emails, Due to "Threats of Violence"
Gallup Poll Shows Trump Advancing on "Leadership" Question, Beating Lord God King Obama on Issues
House Passes So-Called "Equality Act," Mandating That Boys Must Be Permitted to Compete With Demolish Girls In Sports
Justin Amash's Town Hall, Where He Got a Standing Ovation, is 75% Democrat; Woman Gets Booed for Wearing a MAGA Hat and For Mentioning Democrats and Hillary Clinton Negatively
Trump to Roy Moore: Why Don't You Make Like a Rug and Leave
Man Sets Himself On Fire On White House Lawn
Former SNL Cast Member Chris Kattan Says Lorne Michaels Pressured Him to Have Sex with Producer of SNL Movie "A Night At the Roxbury"
Mueller Tries to Jumpstart Impeachment Effort, Throw the Deep State a Life-Line
The Morning Rant
Robert Meuller Will Make A Statement At 11:00Am
Mid-Morning Open Thread
The Morning Report - 5/29/19
Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (5/28/19)
Netflix, Which is Garbage, Threatens to Boycott Georgia Over Its Common-Sense Abortion Safety Bill
Eric Felten: As the Russia Coup Attempt Unravels, Factions Are Throwing Each Other Under the Bus
Gun Control Lobbyist Arrested for Assault, Domestic Violence, and False Imprisonment; For Some Reason the Leftwing Media Takes No Interest
Colin Quinn on CNN: We Need a National Divorce
#Woke Corporatism: Gillette, Hot Off Its Genius Branding of Labeling Its Main Customers as Toxic and Violent, Now Pushes Female-to-Male Transgenders as the Male Ideal
Obama Says He's "Writing" a New Book, Ratf**cks His Wife By Telling People Michelle Obama Used a Ghostwriter For Hers
Arrests Made in Lyons Nail-Bomb Attack
Washington Post Reports That Elizabeth Warren Billed Clients $675 Per Hour in the 2000's; Alexandria Donkey-Chompers Accuses the Two Female Reporters of Sexism Against Women Making a Lot of Money
The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition
Mid-Morning Open Thread
The Morning Report - 5/28/19
Memorial Day Monday Overnight Open Thread (5/27/19)
Rachel Maddow's Ratings Plunge to Yearly Low
If You Thought The Marketing for the Captain Marvel Film Was #Woke, Get a Load of the Marketing for the Blu-Ray
In Germany, Shia Criminal Biker Gang Named After Apocalyptic Prophecy Subject of Mass Raid by Cops
No, Trump Did Not Share a "Doctored Video" of Nancy Pelosi
AG Barr Calls For Reform of National Injunctions by District (Local) Judges
CNN Lays Off Almost the Entirety of Its Health Division
French Courts Rule That a Brain Damaged Man Should Be Taken Off Life Support and Allowed to Die, But EU Commission Overrules Them
The Morning Rant
Mid-Morning Open Thread
Memorial Day 2019 Morning Report
Sunday Overnight Open Thread (5/26/19)
Gun Thread: Guns Allowed [Weasel]
Food Thread: Don't Slap That Sausage Into Just Anything!
From Foreign Policy Hawk to Careful Partial-Isolationist....
The Leftist Chattering Class: Are They Dumb, Evil, Or Both?
Sunday Morning Book Thread 05-26-2019
EMT 5/26/19
Saturday Overnight Open Thread (5/25/19)
Saturday Afternoon Chess Thread 05-25-2019
omg this is so embarrassing
Ace of Spades Pet Thread
Saturday Gardening Thread, Memorial Day Weekend [KT]
Memorial Day Weekend [KT]
Saturday Morning Coffee Break
Saturday Morning Open Thread
ONT
Donald Trump Jr. on Nancy Pelosi's "Prayers" For His Father: "I don't think the party of infanticide is exactly praying for anyone" Plus: Happy Weekend Open Thread!
Mark Meadows: The Democrats Are Raging in Panic Because "There is information coming that will curl your hair"
"American Taliban," Detainee #001 in the War on Terror, Released Today -- Early
Alexandria Donkey-Chompers: It's Crazy, We're Only Now Getting "Casual Tornadoes," This is a Sign of Global Warming Metereologist: We Have Tornadoes Every Year, Dum-Dum
Former FBI Deputy General Counsel: The Carter Page FISA Application Was Approved in a Non-Standard Way; Rather Than Letting Me First Review the Application, Andrew McCabe and Assistant Director of the DOJ Sally Yates Bypassed Me and Signed It Themselves
Parcel Bomb Explodes in Lyon, France, Wounding Eight
Blue City Los Angeles is Drowing in Trash Due to Homeless Population; Experts Fear Rising Rat Populations and Return of "Medieval" Diseases Spread by Rats' Fleas
Wow: Crossfit, Inc. Ends Use of FaceBook, Stating that FaceBook's Heavy-Handed Censorship Dictates That It Is No Longer Fit to Serve as a Marketplace of Ideas
Theresa May to Resign June 7 Over Her Brexit Deception/Disaster, Cuckishly Whines "Compromise Is Not a Dirty Word" in Her Valedictory Speech
The Morning Rant
Mid-Morning Open Thread
The Morning Report - 5/24/19
Flat Pack ONT
Trump Orders Intelligence Agencies to Cooperate With AG Barr's Investigation; First Round of Declassified Documents Being Prepped for Release
Dunkin Donuts: We're Not Looking to be Political, We're Not Looking to Start "Conversations." We Just Want to Give You Some Coffee and Ice Cream.
Researchers Discover Coordinated Network of Bots and Agitators Spamming Instagram with Anti-Trump Messaging; The Ringleaders Can Expect to be Banned Feted with Wine and Roses
Mike Pompeo: Why Yes, It Happens to Be True That John Kerry Is Violating the Logan Act
Hospitalized Hero Cop Gets Visit From K9 Friend; Plus: Childhood Memories and Nostalgia Open Thread
Rand Paul: Fake Libertarian Justin Amash is a Fake Libertarian
Republicans Win Pennsylvania Special Election; Voters Credit Trump with Good Economy; Suburban Women Start to Swing Back to GOP
Judge Rules that Jussie Smollett Case, Sealed by Corrupt Prosecutor, Must Be Unsealed
White Supremacy Extremism Watch
Elderly Federal Staffer Harassed by Leftwing Superiors for Having Photos of Trump on Her Desk -- Despite an Obama-Era Ruling That Having Such Photos On Your Desk Was Acceptable
Tories Drop to 7% and Brexit Party Soars to 37% in Final Polling Before European Parliamentary Elections
The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition
Mid-Morning Open Thread [Kris]
The Morning Report - 5/23/19
Tuesday Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (5/21/ /22/19)
Jada Pinkett-Smith: I Was Addicted to Porn
Hundreds of Migrants Mob French Airport Terminal, Demanding a Meeting with the PM
Former CNN and MSNBC Permanent Guest Michael Avenatti Faces New Indictment For Impersonating Client and Stealing $300,000 in Advances For Her Book
CBS News Readers Laugh At Milkshakes Being Thrown at Conservatives: "I'm Sure It Feels Great"
Texas House Passes "Save Chick-Fil-A" Bill, Forbidding Any Government "Adverse Action" Against a Business Based on Religious Belief
Powerful Michigan Political Family Ends Longtime Support of Fake Libertarian Liberal Justin Amash
Illegal Alien Charged With 11 Murders of Elderly Women; CNN Refuses to Report This Local Crime Story
Coming to a Tech-Monopoly Ruled Country By You: China Experiments With an System That Issues a Sonic Alarm to Indicate People Who Are Low In Their "Social Credit" System
Al Jazeera Publishes Video Questioning Reality of the Holocaust; When Critics Begin Reposting the Video, Al Jazeera Asks Twitter to Censor Its Critics -- And Twitter Complies
The Morning Rant
Mid-Morning Open Thread
The Morning Report - 5/22/19
Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (5/21/19)
Booming -- and Tightening -- Job Market Has Predictable Effect: Workers Are Getting Their First Legitimate Raises in Decades
Austrian Government Falls as Right-Wing Partner Caught Offering to Fix Contracts In Undercover Sting
Judicial Watch Wins Legal Fees From Antifa Middle-School Teacher Yvette Falarca for Her Frivolous Lawsuit
Mueller: I Don't Want to Testify Before Jerry Nadler and His Enormous Man-gunt
Breitbart: FaceBook Has a List of Conservative Speakers They Deem to be "Hate Agents" Who Are Pre-scheduled for Banning
Ah-Doyyy: ESPN President Realizes That a Sports Network Probably Shouldn't Be Interjecting Politics Into Every Other Segment
In an Ultrafast Decision, An Obama Judge Immediately Rules That Trump May Not Block Congressional Harassment Efforts to Dig Into His Taxpayer Records
Released Documents: Loretta Lynch Essentially Called James Comey a Liar, Claimed She Never Told Him to Refer to Clinton Email Investigation as Merely a "Matter"
The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition
Mid-Morning Open Thread
The Morning Report - 5/21/19
Monday Overnight Open Thread (5/20/19)
John Wick 3 Opens to $57 Million Domestic/$92 Million World, Dethrones Avengers as Country's Biggest Movie Also, Open Thread
Chick-Fil-A Becomes Nation's Third-Biggest Restaurant Chain
Game of Boners: Over 1 Million Sign Petition Asking HBO to Remake Final Season So That It "Makes Sense" And Also: Open Thread
Gowdy: FBI Probably Has Exculpatory Evidence About Trump-Russia Collusion, But Didn't Reveal It To the FISA Court When Seeking Warrants
Alexandria Donkey-Chompers "Comic Book" Slapped With a Cease-and-Desist Letter by DC Comics, Citing Trademark Infringement
Why Are the Leftwing Media's "Fact-Checkers" Giving Stacy Abrams a Complete Free Pass on Her False, Conspiratorial, and Dangerous Claim That She's the Actual Winner of the Georgia Senatorial Election?
Australia Parliamentary Elections: Liberal/National Coalition (The Conservative-Leaning Parties) Score Surprise "Miracle" Win Over Leftwing Labour/Green Coalitions, Despite Polls Predicting a Big Victory
Justin Amash Joins with Rashid Tliab to Call for Impeachment, Leftist Rulership of America
The Morning Rant
Mid-Morning Open Thread
The Morning Report - 5/20/19
Sunday Overnight Open Thread (5/19/19)
Game of Thrones Finale Thread
Gun Thread: Some Assembly Required [Weasel]
Food Thread: Don't Put Inane Things In Good Food
Is "Rub And A Tug" Back On The Table In South Florida? What A Surprise: The Cops Bungled The Kraft Sting...
Shale Oil: Perpetual Priapism Or A Flash In The Pan?
Sunday Morning Book Thread 05-19-2019
EMT 5/19/19
Saturday Overnight Open Thread (5/18/19)
Saturday Evening Movie Thread 05-18-2019 [Hosted By: TheJamesMadison]
Saturday Afternoon Chess Thread 05-18-2019
Ace of Spades Pet Thread
Saturday Gardening Thread, May 18 [KT]
Old trains and more old trains? [KT]
Saturday Morning Coffee Break
EMT 5/18/19
In The Beginning There Was The ONT
Open Thread
Snowflake Pro-Choice Protester Rips Sign Out of Pro-Life Protester's Hands, And Then Is Shocked to be Arrested
Former Sparkly Vampire Robert Pattinson Claimed to be the New Batman
Senior FBI Officials Worried That Comey's "Briefing" About Blackmail Material Just Might Seem Like Comey Was Himself Blackmailing Trump, Just as Former FBI Capo J. Edgar Hoover Did to Presidents
Trump Puts Another Conservative Judge on the Leftist Ninth Circuit; May Flip the "Ninth Circus" to Republican by 2020
Salon Begs For Someone to Buy It for $5 Million; Threatens That It Will Liquidate if No Anti-White Knight Can Be Found
Peacock of CNN, Jim Acosta, Spreads Misquote on Twitter, Then, When It Is Proven Conclusively That He Is Spreading Fake News, Doubles Down on the Lie
Christian Student Forced to Recite Islamic Conversion Vow As Some Kind of Conversion Role-Play Appeals Case to Supreme Court
AG Barr: "If we're worried about foreign influence, for the very same reason shouldn't we be worried about whether government officials abused their power and put their thumb on the scale?"
The Morning Rant
Mid-Morning Open Thread
The Morning Report - 5/17/19
What Can I Say? It's An ONT
Open Thread You Goofs
Trump Administration Briefs Gang of 8 As Iran Activates Its Proxy (Terror) Forces
Sources: Trump Will Use the Insurrection Act to Remove Illegal Aliens (???!)
Is This Something? Plus: Comey Was a Commie
Trump's Immigration Proposal Would "Dramatically" Reform Immigration, Shifting System From One Based on Family Connections and Random F'n' Lottery Draw to One Based on Merit and, Get This , What The United States Actually Needs
"Republican" Senator Richard Burr, Who Is Fighting Hard to Keep the Collusion Delusion Alive By Demanding Trump, Jr. Testify, Won't Commit To Calling Brennan and Clapper to Testify -- Of Course
Trey Gowdy: Hillary Clinton's Chief Conspiracy Theorist and Cut-Rate Master of Whispers Sydney Blumenthal Was Used to "Corroborate" "Steele" Doissier
Did You See This, Or Did The Media Successfully Hide It From You? Father of Transgender Colorado School Shooter Is An Illegal Alien Deported Twice For Spousal Abuse
The Same Guy Who Claimed There Was a Russian Embassy in Miami is The "Key Source" for Both the Pee-Pee Party Claim and the Whole Claim of an "Extensive Conspiracy" Between Trump and Russia
The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition
Mid-Morning Open Thread
The Morning Report - 5/16/19
Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (5/15/19)
On Their Way Out the Door, Kirstjen Nielsen and Other Officials at DHS Sabotaged Trump's Plan to Depart Thousands of Illegal Aliens
Former FBI Assistant Director of Intelligence: Comey Should Be Worried
Bill DeBlasio: Say, I Know What's Responsible for the Recent Surge in Hate Crimes Against Jews Perpetrated by Blacks a-- Trump and "White Supremacy"
Obama White House Kept Close Track of FOIA Request About Hillary Clinton's Emails -- A Request That, Coincidentally Enough, Wound Up Being Improperly Denied by the State Department
Walls Are Closing In: Brennan and Anonymous Official Named "Brohn Jennan" Accuse Comey of Insisting on Putting Fake Steele Dossier in Official Intelligence Assessment; Comey Had Previously Accused Brennan of Trying to Sneak It In
Mitt Romney, Cuck Commander
Break the Internet Tom Nichols!
State Department Red Flag on Steele Dossier, Exposing It As Politically Motivated and Highly Inaccurate, Was Sent to Senior FBI Leader -- BEFORE the First FISA Application
The Morning Rant
Mid-Morning Open Thread
The Morning Report - 5/15/19
Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (5/14/19)
Open Thread, Plus: Game of Thrones is a Trash-Fire and Not Even the Shill Media Can White-Knight For It Any More Question: Which TV Series Ended the Worst?
Trump Sends Letter of Sympathies to Cancer Patient, and Democrats/Leftwing Twitter Pounces and Seizes
Trans Powerlifter Stripped of Records for Women's Weightlifting
Navy Investigates Multiple Reports of Giant Penises in the Sky
CIA Joins DOJ Probe of #Spygate Origins
Democrats 2018 Enthusiasm is Completely Gone
Rashida Tlaib (D. Hamas): I Get a Peaceful, Easy Feelin' When I Think About the Holocaust, and How My Palestinian Ancestors Offered Jews Safe Haven and Asylum In Their Non-Existent Country
Tim Conway, Dead at 85
AG Barr Appoints Prosecutor to Probe Whether Spying on Trump Campaign Was Illegal
Early Afternoon Open Thread And Gossip Hour
The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition
Mid-Morning Open Thread
The Morning Report - 5/14/19
Monday Overnight Open Thread (5/13/19)
Oil Tankers Near Strait of Hormuz -- World's Most Important Oil-Shipping Chokepoint -- Damaged by "Sabotage Attacks;" US Suspects Iran or Iran Proxies In Attacks
Deplatform the Deplatformers: It's Time to Trust-Bust
Expert Psychologist Specializing in Gender Dysphoria Suspended From Twitter For Publishing... Science
Hate Crimes Are Skyrocketing in NYC and the Media, For Some Reason, are Subdued to the Point of Silence
Claim: Joe DiGenova Says That IG Horowitz Has Concluded That the Last Three Carter Page/Trump FISA Warrants Were Obtained Illegally
The Washington Post: Trump Has Launched an "All-Out War" Against... the Democrat Congress Which Has Launched Over 20 Investigations In Order to Derail His Presidency
Man Indicted for Threatening to Blow Up Trump, Government Officials, and Federal Property; Media Silent, Does Not Criticize Itself or Democrats for Dangerous Rhetoric
#Woke: The Nabisco Corporation Decides That Mother's Day is a Great Day To Celebrate... Drag Moms
The Morning Rant
Mid-Morning Open Thread
The Morning Report - 5/13/19
Sunday Overnight Open Thread (5/12/19)
Gun Thread: Happy Mother's Day! [Weasel]
Food Thread: Of Monster Chickens And Exploding Kitchens
Global Cooling ..errr...Global Warming ...errr...Climate Change! But Mostly Virtue-Signalling, Redistributionist Policies Of The Left
Rashida Tlaib (an excellent argument for the niqab) Is a Worthy Succesor To Goebbels And His "Big Lie"
Sunday Morning Book Thread 05-12-2019
EMT 5/12/19
Saturday Overnight Open Thread (5/11/19) Listener Sponsored Content Edition
Saturday Evening Movie Thread 05-11-2019 [Hosted By: Moviegique]
Saturday Afternoon Chess Thread 05-11-2019
A Fan-Film Remake of the Original Darth Vader/Obi-Wan Kenobi Fight From Star Wars
Ace of Spades Pet Thread
Saturday Gardening Thread, Mothers' Day Weekend Edition [KT]
The Intellectual Dark Web and Education [KT]
Saturday Morning Coffee Break
EMT 5/11/19
Tonight's ONT is Creepy AF
Sad! Marie Harf and Her Puffy Red Sexface Leaving Fox to Run the Presidential Campaign of Someone
Hans von Spakovsky: Can The New York Times Be Prosecuted for Publishing Trump's Legally-Protected Tax Information?
Mitch McConnell's Re-Election Campaign Now Selling "Cocaine Mitch" Merch
Trump's Approval Rating Climbs in RealClearPolitics' Average of Polls
FaceBook Co-Founder: It's Time to Break Up FaceBook. American Culture Cannot Have a Monopolistic Censor.
The Media Needs a New Conspiracy Theory, and What a Surprise, They Get One From the Democrats: What If Trump Refuses to Leave Office and Declares Himself Emperor?
Jim Jordan: Democrats Are Trying to Destroy AG Barr In Order to Blow Up His Investigation Into Their Deep State Allies/Fellow Operatives
Pence: We Will Seek to End the Practice of District Judges Laying Down National Injunctions
Chris Buskirk: Yes, David and Nancy French, A Christian Can Support Trump
The Morning Rant
Mid-Morning Open Thread
The Morning Report - 5/10/19
I Should Call This The Eff Off ONT
Woke "Sports" Clickbait Site Deadspin: There Is No Real Difference in Male and Female Athletic Performance, Except For Those Differences Sociiiiiety Falsely Conditions Us To Believe In
Mueller Spent $732,000 on Outside "Contractors," But Won't Say Who. You Could Almost Say That Mueller is Hiding This Information From Congress.
Democrats Hijack What Was Billed as a Vigil for Fallen Classmates to Turn It Into Yet Another Partisan Rally
Exile Games: The Chicago Cubs Ban a Fan For Playing the Circle-Punch Game
Trump: John Kerry Routinely Interferes With US Diplomacy With Iran. Frankly He Should be Prosecuted Under the Logan Act.
Donald Trump Scooped the New York Times 13 Years Ago
White House Tightens Requirements for "Hard Passes," and Takes Them Away From Many (#FakeNews) "Journalists;" Press Corps Shrieks
Amanda Knox to Return to Italy for First Time After Her Acquittal
The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition
Mid-Morning Open Thread
The Morning Report - 5/9/19
Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (5/8/19)
#Woke: Burger King Wants to Know If You Want a Side of Mental Health Awareness With Your Whopper
New York Times Bombshell Nothingburger: During the Period When Four of Trump's Businesses Notoriously Declared Bankruptcy, Trump Himself Suffered Losses and Paid Little Income Tax on the Money He Was Not Actually Making (Due to the Bankruptcies)
Alabama State Rep Who Said "We're Gonna Kill Them Now or Kill Them Later" in Defending Abortion Announces Senate Bid; Also Says That Democrat Senator Doug Jones Told Him, "I Know You're Right, But I Have to Come Out Against You"
CNN Wrote 23 Columns About the Covington Kids, But Completely Embargoes the Story of the Philly Islamic Society Teaching Kids to Behead Their Enemies Update: You'll Never Guess Who Supports Them
White House Invokes Executive Privilege to Protect Unredacted Mueller Report, Tells Nadler and Schiff lol get fucked
Obama's DHS Jeh Johnson Forced to Withdraw from USC Commencement Speech Due to... Very Mild and Ineffectual Border Enforcement Record
Steele Admitted His Clients Were Anxious To Get His Fake Dossier In the News Before the Election; The DOJ Played Hide-the-Ball With The Report Noting This Fact
Trump's Special Counsel Slams Comey, Mueller in a Letter to AG Barr
Douglas County School Shooting Suspects ID'd; One Eighteen Year Old Male, One Minor Female-to-Male Transgender
The Morning Rant
Mid-Morning Open Thread
The Morning Report - 5/8/19
Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (5/7/19)
Alexandria Donkey-Chompers: What Is This Strange "Garbage Disposal" You Speak Of?
Nancy Pelosi: Trump Is "Goading Us to Impeach Him"
Anderson Cooper Avers He's Not on the Left, Then Goes Off on a Three Minute Comedy Tirade Against Trump and the Electoral College That Elected Him
Seven Injured in Colorado School Shooting;Two Suspects in Custody
Flint, Michigan Democrats Authorize Politically-Connected Firms to Waste Millions of Dollars Digging Up Non-Existent Pipes Instead of Going by the Map That Shows Exactly Where They Are; Left-Wing Media, For Some Reason, Completely Uninterested in This
Peter Strzok Suspected the CIA Was Behind #FakeNews Leaks Claiming Fictitious Trump-Russian Encounters
Fat Womanly Thumb Chris Cillizza Now Writing Nancy Pelosi Fan-Fic
Former Assistant Director of Intelligence for the FBI: James Comey Is In Trouble and He Knows It
Brian Stelter: CNN Did Not Lay Anyone Off; CNN Merely Offered Voluntary Buyouts to Employees to Reduce The Number of Layoffs They'd Have to Make
The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition
Mid-Morning Open Thread
The Morning Report - 5/7/19
Monday Overnight Open Thread (5/6/19)
Senior Moment Joe: Joe Biden Claims that Margaret Thostaer Recently Warned Him About Trump
Poll: 29% of Black Female Voters Either Like Trump or Are Neutral on Him
Cory Booker: Gun Buyers Will Have to Sit and Chat With a Government Informant/Spy Before Buying Guns; Will Institute Mandatory "Buy-Back," Won't Say If People Will Be Jailed for Noncompliance
Not a Parody: British Supermarket Chain Creates "LGBT" Sandwich (Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon, and Tomato); SJWs Are Enraged By the Gesture: "Basically Equating Us to a Sandwich?!!"
Democrat Hopeful Pete Buttgag: "America Was Never As Great As Advertised"
Forbes: Twitter is a Garbage Fire and That Fire is Dying
Hillary Clinton: Election Was "Stolen" From Me
Conservatives Now Changing Their Pronouns and Then Reporting SJWs for "Misgendering" Them on Twitter
The Morning Rant
Mid-Morning Open Thread
The Morning Report - 5/6/19
Sunday Overnight Open Thread (5/5/19)
Gun Thread: Reloading 101 Pt. 5: Assembly!! [Weasel]
Food Thread: Shut Up And Enjoy Your Food...
This Joke Never Gets Old, Unlike The Last Five Movies...
Grandfathers And Grandsons: The Reason Why Israel Exists
Sunday Morning Book Thread 05-05-2019
EMT 05/05/19
Saturday Overnight Open Thread (5/4/19)
The Next Occasional Fishing Thread [Bandersnatch]
Saturday Afternoon Chess Thread 05-04-2019
Ace of Spades Pet Thread
Saturday Gardening Thread, May Begins! [KT]
Thread before the Gardening Thread May 4 [KT]
Saturday Morning Coffee Break
Emergency EMT
I Would Do Anything For The ONT
Obama Took Hillary's Loss as a "Personal Insult;" Was Sure the Public Would Never "Turn on Him;" Blames Hillary's "Soulless" Campaign and Bad Choices
Foreign Collusion, Confirmed: Ukranian Embassy Confirms That DNC Contractor Asked Ukraine to Provide Negative Oppo On Trump She Could Use in the Election Against Him
Washington Post: The President Might, Get This, Use Justice Department Resources to Harass and Investigate His Rival!!!!
April's Job Numbers Big As Unemployment Falls to 3.6%, The Lowest Level In Fifty Years
4Chan Punks The Today Show With #FakeNews About "Salad Lasagna" Recipe; Guy Says His Real Name is "Dick Chmellar" and He Invented the Recipe to Please His Wife's Boyfriend
If the FBI Spy Turns Out to Actually Be a CIA Spy, are the Enemy of the People Media Going to Keep Denying She's a Spy?
Mueller Knew There Was No Collusion a Year or Two Ago, But Said Nothing At All. Now He's Snitty Over What He Says Is "Confusion" Over His Report.
Waiting for Ace
The Morning Rant
Mid-Morning Open Thread
The Morning Report - 5/3/19
Whom The Gods Destroy, They First Make Read The ONT
Brian Williams Straight-Up Lies -- Again -- Claiming That the Mueller Report Did Not Exonerate Trump on Collusion
Trump Hits Highest Approval on His Handling of Economy of His Presidency
Baltimore Mayor P.U. Resigns Amid Corruption Investigations for Selling Her Self-Published Books to Insurance Companies Seeking Business with the City
Alabama State Rep and Proud Democrat Plumps for Abortion: "Some kids are unwanted, so you kill them now or you kill them later."
CNN's April Ratings Down Over 25% From Last April's
Washington Post Brands Leftwing Muslim Black Racist Louis Farrakhan a "Far Right" Figure Update: Bloomberg, The LA Times, and The Atlantic All Make the Same "Mistake"
FBI Admits It Sent a Spy to Spy on a Trump Aide in London; The New York Times Frets That the FBI's Admission That It Spied on Trump Might Give Credence to Trump's Claims the FBI Spied on Him
Report: Iranian Economy Collapsing Due to Trump Sanctions
The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition
Mid-Morning Open Thread
The Morning Report - 5/2/19
Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (5/1/19)
Real Headline: "Game of Thrones Keeps Killing Off Immigrant Populations, and It's a Problem"
"Hi, Honey:" 339 Pages of Nellie Ohr's Emails Released Via FOIA Request
AG Barr to Nadler: Have Fun Interviewing Each Other, Assholes
The Alexandria Donkey-Chompers Comic Book Came Out, And It's Even More Cringe Than Expected Plus: A Short Reaction to Meh-vel's Eh-Game
Unexpectedly, April Payrolls Surge by 275,000, Shattering Expectations
Barr: Yes, I'm Investigating the Possbility of Clinton/DNC Collusion with Russia
The Fiercely Heterosexual Senator from New Jersey Now "Asking" "Questions"
Today in NeverTrump Cuckery
CNN's Brooke Baldwin Has Maduro-Supporting Socialist Bernie Sanders on as a Guest During the Venezuelan Uprising, But Fails to Ask Him a Single Question About the Socialist Paradise
The Morning Rant
Mid-Morning Open Thread [Kris]
The Morning Report - 5/1/19
Amazon.com Widgets
Now Available!The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity]
Top Headlines
CONCERNING: Ana Kasparian afflicted by some kind of seizure as she repeats the left's attacks on her that she's
"just a secret right-winger"
ShellBanger
@Bangershell11
ARGENTINA SOARS: JP Morgan Revises Forecast, Predicting 8.5% Annual GDP Growth Afuera!
Keith Olbermann's declaring Bathtub Fatwas again. (So it's a day that ends in -y.)
Keith Olbermann
@KeithOlbermann
To political reporters, commentators, liberals, moderates: After this fawning, humiliating, network-destroying surrender, if you go on @Morning_Joe you have endorsed and bought into #VichyMSNBC
Keith Olbermann
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BREAKING NEWS: I TOLD YOU SO
@joenbc and @morningmika - Trump collaborators
Not a word Mr. and Mrs. Vichy Quisling say can ever be trusted again - not that those words ever should have been trusted. They are confidence tricksters - and grifters Thanks to anonosaurus wrecks
What they took from us:
I had a big Mac last week. I was stunned at how thin the burgers were. Never seen them that thin. We are a fallen people.
Posted by: Pudinhead
I think every lima bean recipe should have a suggestion, best served with a toddler's bitter tears...
Posted by: Joe Kidd
CBD and Sefton discuss President Trump's cabinet picks, including the all-important "Bikini Measure." And the continuing pogroms in Europe, driven by uncontrolled and massive Muslim immigration, and aided by Europe's traditional Jew-Hate.
Written by Ben Meiselas:
"Chuck Todd wrote the most idiotic thing I've read today, and it perfectly encapsulates the problem with corporate media. It's also a confession. He wrote, "These confirmation hearings may just save cable TV for the short term."
You see, people like Chuck Todd and their corporate benefactors are losing relevance. Americans are sick and tired of their lazy reporting, blatant lies, "both sides" equivocations, and outright cheerleading for fascism. By ignoring the most obvious lessons of history, corporate media rooted for chaos, drama, torment, crime, and hardship, believing idiocracy and fascism would be good for ratings.
Well, here it is, Chuck Todd. And no one cares about you or your network. In fact, we hold you responsible for forcing this circus upon us.
If Senate confirmation hearings take place at all, we, the people, are not watching them on your network, Chuck."
(Found on DU, if you hadn't guessed.)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Trump announces RFKJr. for HHS (via the NY Post):
"For too long, Americans have been crushed by the industrial food complex and drug companies who have engaged in deception, misinformation, and disinformation when it comes to Public Health," Trump wrote in his announcement, making rare use of his X account to broadcast a cabinet pick.
"The Safety and Health of all Americans is the most important role of any Administration, and HHS will play a big role in helping ensure that everybody will be protected from harmful chemicals, pollutants, pesticides, pharmaceutical products, and food additives that have contributed to the overwhelming Health Crisis in this Country. Mr. Kennedy will restore these Agencies to the traditions of Gold Standard Scientific Research, and beacons of Transparency, to end the Chronic Disease epidemic, and to Make America Great and Healthy Again!"
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