The Morning Rant

(Apparently, GP still hasn't recovered from the Pacific Northwest MoMe)

(GP is still sleeping off the excesses of the weekend revelry in Yakima. No, sorry, what happened in Yakima stays in Yakima. Let's just say that the Yakima Police Chief has heard his fill of "in my ass" jokes. Anyway, it was fun to meet and put faces to the pixels: nurse ratched, flounder, kindletot, sabrina chase, jordan61, winston, mark andrew edwards, left coast dawg, and some lurkers, namely, cascadia, marc, and others I'm sorry I've forgotten names. Also, there was someone in a black suv with tinted windows who pulled up at our campsite and just stayed there and never got out. So a special shout-out to nsa bob, who probably thought he needed to keep his eye on things, like he usually does.

I would especially like to thank the delightful nurse ratched and reformed WWE heel mark andrew edwards for organizing this fiasco and for coming up with bail money. Thanks also to ben had and muad'dib for providing the AoSHQ swag that a few lucky 'rons and 'ettes won in the drawing.

I would love to do this again next year. Mrs. Muse has already given me her ideas on what food items she thinks we should bring.)

That Cry of Anguish You Hear Is From From David French:

Perspective:

Prayer:

I think it was some millennial dude with an eastern-y sounding name convincing rich libs to pay him mucho dinero for jugs of infectious grey water, no?

I really, really, really need to come up with some idiotic, dangerous, pig-ignorant idea to sell to libs. They love it and will give you all their money, and then shit their guts out and die before they can file suit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 10, 2019 12:03 PM (AzW6q)

Answer:

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— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 10, 2019

California Politics In One Diagram:

(Click if you would like a closer look at this incestuous nest of rat-spiders)

Who Dis

For the 'Ettes:

Friday's celebs: Gemma Chan, and Ben Mendelsohn, appearing in many theaters new you in the movie Captain Marvel. And, of course, Christopher Milne and Pooh.

Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Caramel Chocolate Chip Cookies:

posted by OregonMuse at 11:15 AM

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