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May 13, 2019

#Woke: The Nabisco Corporation Decides That Mother's Day is a Great Day To Celebrate... Drag Moms

Who are not moms, being men and all, and I think the definition of a "drag mom" is a fashion MENtor to a much younger drag enthusiast.

Not a caregiver. Just someone who gives fabulous make-up tips to a young person.




I think by this point the corporations know what their social media brand managers are up to and must approve of it.

So, here's Nabisco's message to actual moms: Go fuck yourselves. All you did is give birth and raise a child. You didn't help a young boy develop an on-point lash game or anything fierce like that.

Now the Corporate "Cons" like David French and Baseball Cuck are going to scold me for daring to criticize a corporation.

The Corporate Cucks seem to take the position that not only should no laws or governmental action (like using anti-trust law to break up a legit, actual, 100% real monopoly) against a corporation, but that corporations should be free of even social pressure and negative public commentary, lest that negative commentary burden their Free Speech rights.

Meanwhile, they also scold actual conservatives for giving a damn about actual individual human citizens' Free Speech rights, which are being patrolled and monitored and bullied and harassed and deplatformed to the edge of extinction.

Often by the very same corporations they won't stand for even criticism of.

"Corporations are people too, my friend," said the cucks' Managerial Class Messiah, Mitt Romney.

The cucks have expanded upon that: Corporations are more than people, more deserving of a completely free and unburdened right to free speech which actual people do not and must not have -- and actual people's speech rights should be patrolled and monitored and shamed and limited by corporations and corporate control.

The very same corporations that must have free speech rights completely unburdened by back-talk from actual living, ensouled human beings.

Human beings should be boycotted, according to the Corporate Cons, but it's a gross transgression to even suggest that a Holy Corporation should be boycotted.

Zombie's Suggestion:

Proper Headline for the Story

Nabisco Boosts Childhood Health by Convincing Moms Not to Buy Sugary Garbage for Their Kids

We should be applauding Nabisco's concern for public health! Inducing a boycott of their products is the best thing for America!

Do You Recall?




Thanks to andycanuck.

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