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Mid-Morning Open Thread | Main | Finally: White Women Can Go to Social Events Where They Can Be Harrangued for Their Complicity in Racism and White Supremacy
May 31, 2019

The Morning Rant

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"So, Mueller pulled a Comey. You all remember Comey's infamous statement to the press that went like this, "Yeah, Hillary is probably guilty of all kinds of sh* that would land anyone else behind bars in a Federal PMITA prison, but I'm not going to recommend prosecution." And then he invented a whole new legal standard out of thin air: it was because they couldn't prove that she had 'criminal intent' when she did her illegal activities. This lame excuse had legal analysts from coast to coast scratching their heads. Fast forward to Mueller's statement to the press. He said that that Trump wasn't exonerated because they couldn't prove he didn't do things to collude or obstruct justice. Like Comey, Mueller just pulled a whole new legal standard right out of his a$$. If you're Hillary, they have to be able to prove you intended to break the law and you knew you were breaking it before a guilty verdict could ever be considered. And if you're Donald Trump, you're guilty until proven innocent. Again, these are new legal standards, never seen before, and what relates them to each other is that both were invented so the corrupt left can get what it wants. They cloak themselves in a veneer of legitimacy to disguise their grab for power. That's why, when they write books, the usually manage to work in words such as 'truth' or 'higher' or 'duty' or 'loyalty' in the title. As if their lofty intentions are all so noble and pure. But it's all a sham. I'd sooner trust a Scientology affidavit than believe any of these progressive corruptocrats are telling the truth about anything."

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Feminists Say The Dumbest Things:

And shut up with your crazy cat lady jokes, h8r! They're a tool of the patriarchy.

Conservative Inc: Because It's Never Too Early For Preemptive Capitulation:

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Who Dis:

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For the 'Ettes:

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Wednesday's celebs: The lower photo is one of a young David Bowie, possibly from the days when his name was David Jones, and the lady is his daughter by his wife Iman, Alexandria Zahra Jones, AKA "Lexi Bowie."

Friday Shoe Pr0n:

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Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Old-Fashioned Chocolate Cake:

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