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May 31, 2019

There Was A Young Man Named McGee.
Who Logged On At Quarter Past Three.
He Said 'Gosh Darn It,
I'm Sick Of This S***.
I Keep Missing The Damned ONT!'

Gosh, I used up all the good stuff last night, and nobody even commented on most of it. The BMW ad? Freakin' hilarious.

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College Professors Are The Reason Students Are Crazy People

I mentioned last night that tonight is Little's 8th grade graduation dance. There was talk among the parents about where the kids were going to high school, and one parent said with amazement in his voice “In public schools there are no restrictions on when and where kids can use their cell phones” (There's a reason I spend an arm and three legs to send Little to private). I leaned over and whispered to Gingy “It's only amazing if you still believe that the purpose of schools is to educate and not A) indoctrinate and B) funnel money back to the local pols VIA the unions.” I suppose there's a C, to create barely literate cogs whose frustration can be tapped to power the grievance machine.

College suspends young mother for posing with gun at gun range. She’s suing.

I'm not sure if this is just gunphobia or the incipient racism that our liberal betters all hide while loudly proclaiming how non-racist they are (the student is black), but I hope she wins (I expect she will) and bankrupts the college. She was exercizing her God-given rights on her own time, away from the campus, and they do this? Fuck 'em.


Oh, look. Time to assassinate the character of a right-leaning kid. The Parkland Provocateur Kyle Kashuv Prepares to Graduate. I don't condone using the N-word, in fact I stridently condemn it, but this entire hit piece stinks to high heaven. The “Parkland Provocateur”? Because he believes people should be able to protect themselves in the wake of surviving a school shooting? Hearsay claims about a 15 year old Kyle using unacceptable racial language? (the piece claims that there is proof, but provides no links or documentation). Garbage.

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Pig steals 18 beers from campers, gets drunk & starts a fight with cow

That'll do pig.

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You go little man. Run like the wind!

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Ever wanted to tend bar? Here's how!

I suspect bartending wasn't the “skill” she was hired for. Best part is the invisible bitters and the “3 oz” pour.

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Dad sandals: The unlikely footwear trend you need to know about this summer


I don't know if they're talking about whatever THAT is in the picture above, or just Tevas. I was wearing Tevas long before I was a dad. Everyone wore them in the 80s. I don't get it.

No Place for Heroes

I don't know if you've followed, but some pretty awful allegations have come out against Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., including one that he watched and laughed as one of his colleagues raped a woman in front of him

First of all, the source is suspect. J. Edgar Hoover's FBI? An organization that worked tireless to destroy King and even tried to get him to kill himself? This is a credible source now?

But even if every word of it is true, my reaction is “so what”? Maybe he was a lousy human being. Lousy human beings can still accomplish great things. King's legacy as a man is something that is the concern of his family and friends. His legacy as a civil rights leader is separate. We are all of us, each and every one, fallen fallible creatures. All have sinned.

OTOH, if this gets any traction, the exploding heads on the Left should be amusing. Maybe they'll finally acknowledge that King was a Republican.

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That day a lone Gurkha took out 30 Taliban using every weapon within reach

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