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Charlie Rose Says He Thought His Behavior Was Based on "Mutual" Feelings
Walking around with your Old Man Balls rolling on the floor is "mutual" in what sense, I'm wondering
Herschel Walker, a class act. Perhaps a replacement for Roger Goodell? Here's hoping Jerry Jones checks out the sidebar. [Mis. Hum.]
We continue to be a seriously non-serious society. Subtitle: Rex Tillerson needs to go. Transgender day of remembrance. I'd tell trannies to go fuck themselves, but I suspect that's not really an insult to them.[krak/t]
Press Secretary Sarah Sanders: "North Korea has just been placed on our list of state sponsors of terrorism. I would like to remind Kim Jong Un that as of November 8th 2016, the U.S. ended it's policy of sending the countries on that list pallets of cash." [CBD]
Self-taught rocket scientist plans to launch over ghost town. " a steam-powered rocket [built] out of salvage parts in his garage. " [dri]
Illegitimately elected US Senator is in the cross-hairs of his ilk. Al Franken coming under intense pressure to resign. [Mis. Hum]
Charles Manson Hospitalized, Near Death
They're stocking the minibar in Hell's Green Room
The Downward Spiral: Johnny Depp Appears in Pornish Marilyn Manson Video
Not really condemning his appearance in the vid. Artists can make edgy and sexual art. I don't care. Just seems that as his bankability fades, he's going for an Edgy persona now. Shia LeBouef did that too. So I'm really just noting that he much closer to the end of his career than the middle.
One bonus: No silly hat, no faffing about on giant wheels.
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