Ace of Spades HQ

Amazon.com Widgets

Now Available!
The Deplorable Gourmet
A Horde-sourced Cookbook
[All profits go to charity]

Top Headlines

Cruelty overload: Michael Walsh interviews Victor Davis Hanson

White smoke out of the Sistine Chapel. New pope to be presented momentarily. [TJM]

Baier: Why did you spend $221K on private jets to your 'fighting oligarchy' rallies?

Bernie: "You think I can sit on a waiting line at United while 30,000 people are waiting? That's the only way you can get around. No apologies for that."

Podcast: Sefton and CBD jabber about India vs. Pakistan as a placeholder for the larger battle between Islam and the West, Israel finally decides to complete the job in Gaza, Tom Tillis is a toad, and more!

Bush official claims US built secret $21T underground 'city' for rich and powerful to live if 'near-extinction event' happens "And the bases are connected by an elaborate transportation system, she added, while claiming they are powered by a secret energy system known only to the military."
Sure Jan [CBD]

"Trump" wishes everyone a Happy Cinco Deporto

India shoots down a Pakistani jet over Kashmir

Forgotten 80s Mystery Click, Dutch Masters Edition
Mumbled spoken intro: Somewhere in a lonely hotel room, there's a guy starting to realize
That eternal fate has turned its back on him, it's 2 a.m.
Focus on the "it's 2 a.m."
If that didn't rumble it, try this:
I'm falling down a spiral, destination unknown
Double-crossed messenger all alone
Can't get no connection, can't get through, where are you?
Well, the night weighs heavy on his guilty mind
This far from the borderline
When the hitman comes, he knows damn well he has been cheated
This song rocks. Unjustly forgotten!

Disheveled Potato Brian Stelter caught walking around without shoes on a train after WHCA parties
Looks like the potato had a lot of vodka in it, amirite

Trump Orders Reopening of Alcatraz to Imprison Serial Offenders
Nope. Dumb idea. It will cost a fortune. What's the point? [CBD]

Something Is Seriously Wrong With Michelle Obama
Ya think? Besides the whole "chick with dick" thing, she is a rancid, spoiled, entitled, ungrateful, racist b*tch. [CBD]

Janet Mills And Her Family Get Rich Off The Maine Governor's Transgender Stance
They are ghouls [CBD]

Podcast: In a short segment, CBD and Sefton chat about Democrat violence and their ignorance of traditional America, Trump's economy, and more!

Marines Explore Counter-Drone Capabilities for Amphibious Combat Vehicle Amid Growing Threats People in the know, worry...a lot! about drone warfare. [CBD]

Podcast: CBD and Sefton are joined by Vox Clamantis, a career federal prosecutor. We discuss what Due Process actually is, and how it applies to deportation, what the Trump administration can do to combat judicial overreach, and more!

Economic Genius! Let's Have a $50 Minimum Wage! [CBD]

Then and now: Jamie Raskin decrying using the government to punish a party's enemies vs. Jamie Raskin threatening to punish any foreign country which cooperates with Trump

Stephen Miller: The courts are attempting to unconstitutionally enshrine open borders into law by imposing an "infinite process" on deportations.
They're too cowardly to admit what they're doing and just say, "We don't like the way they people voted and who they voted for, so we're deposing the president through a judicial coup." Instead, they're just making it so that we can have a nominal law that allows the deportations of foreign criminals and gang members, but we're also going to impose "due process" requirements that will guarantee all illegals a lifetime residency in the US.

Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: The Last Days of Yacht Rock Edition
Introduce me to that big blonde
She's got a touch of Tuesday Weld
She's wearing Ambush and a French twist
She's got us wild and she can tell
80% yacht, 20% rock.

George Clooney now looks like Bela Lugosi from Ed Wood
In this "interview," Jake Tapper claims that Clooney writing an op-ed at the instigation of Barack Obama was "brave," and Clooney returns the favor by telling Jake Tapper that "journalists" are brave and irreplaceable. It's the world's least enticing gay porn.

Recent Comments

Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ : ">>>didn't know a sheep could be a godmother. Post ..."

Unknown Drip Under Pressure: "[i]didn't know a sheep could be a godmother.[/i] ..."

Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ : "Haven't we had at least one gay president? Posted ..."

Unknown Drip Under Pressure: "[i] I wished we lived in a country where a gay man ..."

t-bird: "[i]Not The Bee has a fun article up of boneheaded ..."

anachronda: "155 [i]Dolly is so closely associated with breasts ..."

Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ : "--- Interesting. I asked Copilot that exact same ..."

Mike Armstrong: "[i]I mean none of us expected congress to go along ..."

Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump!: "[i]I wished we lived in a country where a gay man ..."

tubal: "161 Grok sez The choice between a longbow and a ..."

Kwak!: ""Zima or White Claw??" There's a difference? ..."

JackStraw: ">>The Left is driven by imaginings. Some might say ..."

Bloggers in Arms

Some Humorous Asides

Kaboom!

Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You

You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta

Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me

Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon

A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates

Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree

Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility

The Dowd-O-Matic!

The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)


Advertise Here! Intermarkets' Privacy Policy Support Donate to Ace of Spades HQ! Contact Ace: aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com Recent Entries Funky Colt Medina Cafe Trump Launches Civil Rights Probe Into Harvard's Defiant Continuation of Racially-Discriminatory Hiring Practices; Also Chops Funding by Almost a Half Billion Dollars Tariffs Bring In $16 Billion in April, Cutting Into the Deficit 49 South Africans Are Afforded Refugee Status to Flee the Government That Openly Chants "Kill the Boer" (White Afrikaans), and the Left Freaks Out UK PM Keir Starmer Makes Empty Promise to Reduce Immigration Federal Judge Upholds Trump's Power to Use the Alien Enemies Act to Deport Tren de Aragua Gang Members Jake Tapper's Publisher Puts Together a Compliation Purporting to Show that Tapper Reported on Biden's Dementia. Mark Halperin Looks at the Clips In Context and Finds It's a Lie. Wednesday Morning Rant Mid-Morning Art Thread The Morning Report — 5/ 14 /25 Absent Friends Jim Sunk New Dawn 2025 Jewells45 2025 Bandersnatch 2024 GnuBreed 2024 Captain Hate 2023 moon_over_vermont 2023 westminsterdogshow 2023 Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022 Dave In Texas 2022 Jesse in D.C. 2022 OregonMuse 2022 redc1c4 2021 Tami 2021 Chavez the Hugo 2020 Ibguy 2020 Rickl 2019 Joffen 2014 AoSHQ Writers Group A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published. Contact OrangeEnt for info: maildrop62 at proton dot me Cutting The Cord And Email Security Cutting The Cord [Joe Mannix (not a cop)] Cutting The Cord: It's Easier Than You Think [Blaster] Private Email and Secure Signatures [Hogmartin] Moron Meet-Ups NoVaMoMe 2025: 06/21/2025 Arlington, VA Contact Weasel and Bluebell for info Texas MoMe 2025: 10/17/2025-10/18/2025 Corsicana,TX Contact Ben Had for info	Our Blogspot Address Isn't Quite Dead Yet The Ultimate Kerry Bumper-Sticker $6.2 Billion in UNSCAM Contracts "Mysteriously Vanish" When Requested for Review Indymedia: Not Quite the "Fringe" the Liberals Claim It to Be Two Letters; Two Towers; Two Americas Top Ten Cool Things About Munuvia Specter Wins Our New Home Consumer Confidence Surges Al Qaeda Chem-Bomb Plotter Confesses Iraqi Training Another Test Test She laid her docile Crescent down	Now Available! The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines Cruelty overload: Michael Walsh interviews Victor Davis Hanson White smoke out of the Sistine Chapel. New pope to be presented momentarily. [TJM] Champagne Socialism at its best! Baier: Why did you spend $221K on private jets to your 'fighting oligarchy' rallies? Bernie: "You think I can sit on a waiting line at United while 30,000 people are waiting? That's the only way you can get around. No apologies for that." Podcast: Sefton and CBD jabber about India vs. Pakistan as a placeholder for the larger battle between Islam and the West, Israel finally decides to complete the job in Gaza, Tom Tillis is a toad, and more! Bush official claims US built secret $21T underground 'city' for rich and powerful to live if 'near-extinction event' happens "And the bases are connected by an elaborate transportation system, she added, while claiming they are powered by a secret energy system known only to the military." Sure Jan [CBD] "Trump" wishes everyone a Happy Cinco Deporto India shoots down a Pakistani jet over Kashmir Forgotten 80s Mystery Click, Dutch Masters Edition Mumbled spoken intro: Somewhere in a lonely hotel room, there's a guy starting to realize That eternal fate has turned its back on him, it's 2 a.m. Focus on the "it's 2 a.m." If that didn't rumble it, try this: I'm falling down a spiral, destination unknown Double-crossed messenger all alone Can't get no connection, can't get through, where are you? Well, the night weighs heavy on his guilty mind This far from the borderline When the hitman comes, he knows damn well he has been cheated This song rocks. Unjustly forgotten! Disheveled Potato Brian Stelter caught walking around without shoes on a train after WHCA parties Looks like the potato had a lot of vodka in it, amirite Trump Orders Reopening of Alcatraz to Imprison Serial Offenders Nope. Dumb idea. It will cost a fortune. What's the point? [CBD] Something Is Seriously Wrong With Michelle Obama Ya think? Besides the whole "chick with dick" thing, she is a rancid, spoiled, entitled, ungrateful, racist btch.* [CBD] Janet Mills And Her Family Get Rich Off The Maine Governor's Transgender Stance They are ghouls [CBD] Podcast: In a short segment, CBD and Sefton chat about Democrat violence and their ignorance of traditional America, Trump's economy, and more! Marines Explore Counter-Drone Capabilities for Amphibious Combat Vehicle Amid Growing Threats People in the know, worry...a lot! about drone warfare. [CBD] Podcast: CBD and Sefton are joined by Vox Clamantis, a career federal prosecutor. We discuss what Due Process actually is, and how it applies to deportation, what the Trump administration can do to combat judicial overreach, and more! Economic Genius! Let's Have a $50 Minimum Wage! [CBD] Then and now: Jamie Raskin decrying using the government to punish a party's enemies vs. Jamie Raskin threatening to punish any foreign country which cooperates with Trump Stephen Miller: The courts are attempting to unconstitutionally enshrine open borders into law by imposing an "infinite process" on deportations. They're too cowardly to admit what they're doing and just say, "We don't like the way they people voted and who they voted for, so we're deposing the president through a judicial coup." Instead, they're just making it so that we can have a nominal law that allows the deportations of foreign criminals and gang members, but we're also going to impose "due process" requirements that will guarantee all illegals a lifetime residency in the US. Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: The Last Days of Yacht Rock Edition Introduce me to that big blonde She's got a touch of Tuesday Weld She's wearing Ambush and a French twist She's got us wild and she can tell 80% yacht, 20% rock. George Clooney now looks like Bela Lugosi from Ed Wood In this "interview," Jake Tapper claims that Clooney writing an op-ed at the instigation of Barack Obama was "brave," and Clooney returns the favor by telling Jake Tapper that "journalists" are brave and irreplaceable. It's the world's least enticing gay porn. Recent Comments Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ : ">>>didn't know a sheep could be a godmother. Post ..." Unknown Drip Under Pressure: "[i]didn't know a sheep could be a godmother.[/i] ..." Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ : "Haven't we had at least one gay president? Posted ..." Unknown Drip Under Pressure: "[i] I wished we lived in a country where a gay man ..." t-bird: "[i]Not The Bee has a fun article up of boneheaded ..." anachronda: "155 [i]Dolly is so closely associated with breasts ..." Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ : "--- Interesting. I asked Copilot that exact same ..." Mike Armstrong: "[i]I mean none of us expected congress to go along ..." Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump!: "[i]I wished we lived in a country where a gay man ..." tubal: "161 Grok sez The choice between a longbow and a ..." Kwak!: ""Zima or White Claw??" There's a difference? ..." JackStraw: ">>The Left is driven by imaginings. Some might say ..." Bloggers in Arms RI Red's Blog! Behind The Black CutJibNewsletter The Pipeline Second City Cop Talk Of The Town with Steve Noxon Belmont Club Chicago Boyz Cold Fury Da Goddess Daily Pundit Dawn Eden Day by Day (Cartoon) EduWonk Enter Stage Right The Epoch Times Grim's Hall Victor Davis Hanson Hugh Hewitt IMAO Instapundit JihadWatch Kausfiles Lileks/The Bleat Memeorandum (Metablog) Outside the Beltway Patterico's Pontifications The People's Cube Powerline RedState Reliapundit Viking Pundit WizBang Some Humorous Asides Kaboom! Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president. A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty. The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility The Dowd-O-Matic! The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) Archives May 2025 April 2025 March 2025 February 2025 January 2025 December 2024 November 2024 October 2024 September 2024 August 2024 July 2024 June 2024 May 2024 April 2024 March 2024 February 2024 January 2024 December 2023 November 2023 October 2023 September 2023 August 2023 July 2023 June 2023 May 2023 April 2023 March 2023 February 2023 January 2023 December 2022 November 2022 October 2022 September 2022 August 2022 July 2022 June 2022 May 2022 April 2022 March 2022 February 2022 January 2022 December 2021 November 2021 October 2021 September 2021 August 2021 July 2021 June 2021 May 2021 April 2021 March 2021 February 2021 January 2021 December 2020 November 2020 October 2020 September 2020 August 2020 July 2020 June 2020 May 2020 April 2020 March 2020 February 2020 January 2020 December 2019 November 2019 October 2019 September 2019 August 2019 July 2019 June 2019 May 2019 April 2019 March 2019 February 2019 January 2019 December 2018 November 2018 October 2018 September 2018 August 2018 July 2018 June 2018 May 2018 April 2018 March 2018 February 2018 January 2018 December 2017 November 2017 October 2017 September 2017 August 2017 July 2017 June 2017 May 2017 April 2017 March 2017 February 2017 January 2017 December 2016 November 2016 October 2016 September 2016 August 2016 July 2016 June 2016 May 2016 April 2016 March 2016 February 2016 January 2016 December 2015 November 2015 October 2015 September 2015 August 2015 July 2015 June 2015 May 2015 April 2015 March 2015 February 2015 January 2015 December 2014 November 2014 October 2014 September 2014 August 2014 July 2014 June 2014 May 2014 April 2014 March 2014 February 2014 January 2014 December 2013 November 2013 October 2013 September 2013 August 2013 July 2013 June 2013 May 2013 April 2013 March 2013 February 2013 January 2013 December 2012 November 2012 October 2012 September 2012 August 2012 July 2012 June 2012 May 2012 April 2012 March 2012 February 2012 January 2012 December 2011 November 2011 October 2011 September 2011 August 2011 July 2011 June 2011 May 2011 April 2011 March 2011 February 2011 January 2011 December 2010 November 2010 October 2010 September 2010 August 2010 July 2010 June 2010 May 2010 April 2010 March 2010 February 2010 January 2010 December 2009 November 2009 October 2009 September 2009 August 2009 July 2009 June 2009 May 2009 April 2009 March 2009 February 2009 January 2009 December 2008 November 2008 October 2008 September 2008 August 2008 July 2008 June 2008 May 2008 April 2008 March 2008 February 2008 January 2008 December 2007 November 2007 October 2007 September 2007 August 2007 July 2007 June 2007 May 2007 April 2007 March 2007 February 2007 January 2007 December 2006 November 2006 October 2006 September 2006 August 2006 July 2006 June 2006 May 2006 April 2006 March 2006 February 2006 January 2006 December 2005 November 2005 October 2005 September 2005 August 2005 July 2005 June 2005 May 2005 April 2005 March 2005 February 2005 January 2005 December 2004 November 2004 October 2004 September 2004 August 2004 July 2004 June 2004 May 2004 April 2004 December 0000 Syndicate this site (XML) Powered by Movable Type 2.64