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Babylon Bee: Stacey Abrams Says She Will Step Down from the Governorship If Asked to be Biden's VP
If she does step down from the governorship, the chain of succession is as follows: The new governor will be the current governor, Brian Kemp, who is the actual governor, and will succeed himself as governor, being that he is in fact the governor, and not the Let's Just Pretend to Make the Retard Happy Governor that Stacey Abrams is
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"I have power, people should fear me:" Twitch appoints obviously mentally ill transexual, who further claims to be a deer, to its trust and safety council (read: censorship board); transexual deerkin (who is a white man) immediately begins saying many Twitch users are "white supremacists" and then begins giggling about the "power" Twitch has given him/it, stating that people are afraid of him/it, and should be afriad of him/it, because he/it intends to get vengeance
Just another day on social media
Twitch says that their censors represent a "diverse" range of opinions, and that this mentally ill deer tranny does not represent its own opinons -- but if that's true, why is there no normal conservative person on their censorship council? Sure seems like there are some points of view Twitch finds unaccepable.
Oh I forgot, the tranny deerkin wants to outlaw voice chat in competitive play, because he doesn't like the fact that his obviously male (though altered by hormones) voices gives away that he's not a girl, and that's not fair... strange, he has no recommendations to get rid of all sound, as that's not fair to the deaf, nor to get rid of the visual part of games entirely, because that's unfair to the blind. No, it's all about making things "safe" for this tranny deerkin when xhe's playing Fortnight. And that's all that matters, right?
Is there a type of concern more frivolous than Luxury Concerns?
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Democrat Stacey Abrams: illegal immigrants "are now no longer able to elect anyone who represents them"
Obese NeverTrump liberal Neil Cavuto now... mask-shaming Trump
Meanwhile, the reporter that's on camera questioning Trump about his mask is wearing her mask below the nose, making it ineffective and hence just for show
Hey Cavuto maybe read up on the New Science of Carbs
I literally never see reporters wearing masks at their stand-ups -- they only wear them for show during White House briefings, and only for the exact seconds the cameras are on them. But the Karen Korps just can't stop with the mask-shaming
Babylon Bee: Florida Ruled to be In Violation of Science For Not Having More People Die
States rated the most scientific: New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, and Michigan
Flashback: Joe Scarborough used to ask Donald Trump to cuck him with Mika Brzezinski throughout the 2015-2016 campaign season
Mika used to lay familiar hands on Trump, stroking his hair... like she was horny for him. A woman scorned, I guess.
I see here some very strong evidence for the proposition that when you're famous, they let you grab their pu**ies
Thanks to Jane D'Oh
Video: Should you put salt in coffee?
More interesting than I thought it would be!
Noted Expert Who Obviously "Questions the Science" About the Dangers of Obesity Has Some Thoughts About Those Who Ignore Medical Advice:
15h That mook in Costco saying he didn't have to wear a mask inside of someone else's place of business because "I woke up in a free country this morning" is everything you need to know about how some of us only understand "freedom" at the level of a toddler.

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‘Hot’ nurse disciplined for wearing bra and panties under see-through PPE gown “Why punish the nurse? You need to reward her. Seeing this outfit, no one wants to die.” [dri]
From Sarah Hoyt: warning...language!
"Well, assholes, I have news for you: I do not consent. Nor do the rest of America consent.
You didn’t even have the decency to get us drunk before you started to lie to us." [CBD]
#ReleasetheSnyderCut The Hollywood Reporter says that the long rumored original cut of Justice League is coming to HBO Max next year. It'll be 4 hours long. [TheJamesMadison]
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Obama: Spymaster or Sandwich?
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg
Jonah Goldberg bluffing his way through yet another Charity Appearance on Special Report, claiming there's no crime possible in unmasking, claiming that this was all justified because "Obama knew" that Russia had interfered in the election
Boy Jonah sure does trust Obama. It's almost as if he'd be willing to, at some future time, offer impassioned defenses of Barack Hussein Obama's character and integrity.
I guess Jonah the Duffer didn't bother keeping up with current events -- Brennan suppressed evidence that Putin favored Hillary. But Jonah Goldberg did some light skimming on this issue back in May 2017 and he figures that's still good enough to get him by
I do not understand why he does not feel any embarrassment at all at showing up prepared for every single CHARITY appearance on Fox News. Does he think he can just coast on his fucking LOOKS?
I know Bret Baier was college roommates and BFFs with fellow NeverTrump bluffer and bullshit arist Steven Hayes. So I guess he thinks he has to keep doling out Charity Hits to his down-on-their-luck buddies. But can either one of them be troubled to read something FROM THIS FUCKING YEAR about Obamagate? Or are they just going to keep repeating "Trust Mueller, finish the investigation" forever?
Oh, one note: The Final Form of NeverTrump for some will be, apparently, obese and with an unkempt beard that looks like one of the Oak Ridge Boys' dirty dick-bushes.
Jonah, seriously, you cannot be both obese and ignorant and unprepared. Either lose some weight or do some reading for the first time since the last book you " " " wrote " " ". One or the other, fatboy. Liberal, Fat, and Stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Oh, what a shock. The Morbidly Obese Bluffer Jonah Goldberg just got his medical license from the University of Twitter and is now making confident pronouncements about hydroxychloroquine. He's overruling the White House physician. I'm sure we're all shocked about that. Boy that degree from Goucher College just keeps on giving, huh?
I wonder if this budding new M.D. knows anything about the health consequences of obesity...
PS, I know that if Jonah reads this he'll actually choose to lose weight, because there's no way in hell this lazy fake intellectual bluffer is going to do any reading.
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