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Raceclown Toure: Now That We've Browbeaten White People Into Saying "People of Color," We're Gonna Browbeat Them Into Not Saying People of Color Anymore, Because Now That's Racist Too
Well, fine, I never said People of Color because it's the sort of thing People of Stupid say, but I do find it interesting that the left spends almost all of its energy these days telling white people what they can and cannot say, and occasionally changing the New Rules arbitrarily just to keep the white devils guessing.
I guess this is mostly a power-move against white liberals, who are the only people still playing the raceclowns' game.
And do note, his admonition seems directed at white people -- he's not just generally saying, "I don't know if we should say People of Color any more..." It's just another SJW speech-police power-move.
I'm Starting to Think That Glenn Greenwald Really Doesn't Like Jews
I can't believe Iranian (by way of Paris) Pierre Omidyar funds him. That's crazy!
Jack Reacher to be Rebooted as a Streaming TV Show; Author Admits That Tom Cruise Was Too Short to Play Reacher, Who Was a 6'5" Monster in the Books
I like Tom Cruise but I guess, yeah, Reacher's size was a defining character trait. I guess maybe they'll get Armie Hammer? Hammer isn't able to carry a movie but is very tall (around 6'4", maybe, or even 6'5") and maybe should try getting a hit on a TV show.
Also, WTH happened with the massive drop-off in quality from the first Reacher to the second? I couldn't even watch the second one. It was like watching a Made-for-DVD sequel except it wasn't made for DVD.
Speaking of Armie Hammer, he criticized all the Stan Lee Selfies celebrities were posting to supposedly honor Stan Lee, in a very Obama-like I'm-the-real-star-here way.
I'm really annoyed at this habit of writing not eulogies but Me-logies. Jonathan Last had an embarrassing one that basically was just an opportunity for him to recall the Lost Age when they would occasionally permit him to appear on cable TV.
Deranged Cuck AllahPundit Can't Even Post a Bullshit Post About a Magic Trick Without Dropping in a Trump Slam and Baiting Republicans About Losing the House
A blow-off post about a magic trick. And this deranged obsessive depressive will later bemoan how leftists politicize everything. Why yes, deranged Leftists really do do that, don't they? Say, come to think of it, you seem to inject unfunny political trolling into all of your posts too, don't you? Hmm...
Are you writing for Jimmy Kimmel now, by any chance? Ah I'm just kidding, you're not funny.
I guess this is what happens when he's not free to high-five his leftist Twitter Palz all day long.
- [Mis. Hum.]
From Instapundit, Another Scientific Study Lends Credence to the Carbohydrate-Insulin Model of Weight Gain/Weight Regulation
After putting a group through a standard calorie-restriction diet which caused them to lose 10-14% of bodyweight, the study then divided them into three groups, one getting 20% of calories from carbohydrate, one 40%, and one group 60%. The group getting only 20% of calories from carbohydrate burned 250 extra calories per day, in line with the insulin-dependent model of weight gain. They did not lose extra weight because the study called for them to eat more to prevent additional weight gain, to offset additional calories burned. But had this protocol not been applied, they would have lost 250 calories' worth of weight per day (a little more than a pound every two weeks). And, importantly, that weight loss would have occurred after the easy first 10% of weight had been shed in the first part of the experiment.
Brazil's New Foreign Minister is #BasedAF
Princeton can use a man like Ernesto
Roy Clarke, RIP. [Mis. Hum.]
What a Shock: PayPal Has Cut Off Yet Another Competitor to Tech Monopoly Platforms
Is this all just a coincidence or are tech giants acting in concert to destroy all possible competitors? Bitchute was terminated by PayPal, one assumes, for failing to be heavy-handed with censorship like YouTube is now; but when YouTube itself was less heavy-handed, PayPal didn't attempt to deplatform YouTube. Twitter, too, used to be less heavy-handed, and yet there were no companies working to deplatform them.
One begins to see a pattern that goes like this: the established tech giants establish a censorship guideline, which is taken by other companies, for no good reason, to be the required censorship guideline. Then anyone not conforming to the established tech giants' current censorship policies (and remember, these change all the time) are deplatformed by other tech giants.
You can't say you're not acting in concert when you take Twitter's or YouTube's rules of the day (which can and do change) and then use that as your justification to exclude all competitors to YouTube and Twitter. You're just using their censorship-policies-of-the-month to justify always acting in YouTube's and Twitter's interest. You're just using their censorship policies as cover for eliminating their competitors.
When YouTube and Twitter decide "No conservative speakers at all," will PayPal, MasterCard, and the rest then begin denying services to a conservative competitor start-up?
We need congressional investigations into this, but it won't happen: The Democrats are all-in on censorship and harassing conservatives out of public life (including their jobs), and too many Republicans are simply paid off by Big Tech.
New York Magazine: Maybe It's Time for America to Split Up
Hear, hear... This is why we need Trump to win in 2020. We have two choices: Either we win and they beg us to secede, in which case we're done with them forever, or they win, and they dominate us forever. (They won't let us secede, of course: they mean to "correct" us, preferably as against our will as possible, to increase the pain.)
Mike Stoklasa's Weird Obsession with Paranormal "Reality" TV Shows is Getting Out of Control
Every time he goes into one of these obsession spirals (either about Ghost Adventures or Star Trek) I ask myself: Wait, why do I listen to this guy's opinions again?
Jay Baumann's face says it all: If only I had thought to do a 70 minute review of The Phantom Menace, I wouldn't have to sit here listening to this maniac recount entire episodes of ST:TNG and Ghost Adventures
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