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December 18, 2012

Giving the People What They Want [Niedermeyer's Dead Horse]

In Hollywood, someone with multiple talents is referred to as a "multiple threat".

Paula Abdul: Dancer and singer = Double Threat

Christopher Walken: Actor, dancer, singer = Triple Threat

Some pose no threat whatsoever (ahem, Kim Kardashian, we're looking at you)

Others, however, take it to an entirely different level. Those individuals set the bar so high as to evoke bowing akin to the We're not worthy! praise of Alice Cooper in Wayne's World. There are, if it is to be believed, Septuple Threats.

Rumor of these rare creatures are legend but, only recently, has one been filmed committing to all seven talents.

Prepare yourself.


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posted by Open Blogger at 03:55 PM

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